- Wait this should be the last shot.
(chewing)
Am I hamming it up?
(upbeat music)
- From the basement of a pretty normal office building
in New York City, it's Shoot Your Shot.
Thrillist’s boozy trivia game show.
With your host, Wil Fulton and special guest
Justina Valentine.
Cheers and remember to tip your bartender
(music ends)
- What's up everyone I'm Wil Fulton, nope.
- You almost said Matt.
- This has been a sticking point.
- What's up everybody?
Welcome to Shoot Your Shot, I'm Will Fulton
and my guest today is Justina Valentine.
- Ya damn right.
- You might know her best from Wild 'n Out.
She raps, she sings, and she's a real personality,
aren't you?
- Okay.
- I think so.
- I think so as well.
- Well when was the last time you took a bunch of shots?
- Probably the night with Webby,
when we performed in the city maybe like a month ago.
- We have a custom cocktail made by Garin Ferri,
of Reclamation Bar, the triple threat.
I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions.
You get the questions right, I have to take a shot
You get them wrong, you have to take a shot.
It’s as simple as that.
We're gonna have some fun though, little mini games.
- We're gonna have some fun.
I'm very good at answering questions
- I think so. Are you ready to get started?
- Let's get it. Let's get it, Wil Matt.
- Question. Taylor Ham. Why is Taylor Ham a.k.a pork roll
called Taylor Ham?
A. It comes exclusively from the Taylor breed of pigs
B. It was invited by John Taylor
C. It's an acronym that stands for tied and yarn
loose original Rindo swine
or D. Singer, songwriter James Taylor demanded it
as apart of his original recording contract.
- It can't be A, B, or D. I'm gonna have to go with C
and that's disgusting with the tied and yarn
and after today if C is correct I'll never eat pork again.
- Oh...no it's wrong. That's just something we made up.
That's ridiculous. Why would you pick that one?
- I don't know. It couldn't have been John whatever
requested it.
- It was. John Taylor invented it.
- Wait a singer invented the name of the sandwich?
- (laughs) No. They're two different people.
- (hums)
- (laughs)
(glass slides on table)
- (gags)
- Like that?
- I hate tequila.
- You're a true Jersey girl (glass slams on table).
I saw that.
- It really looks like three shots.
- No no, I know.
- But once you put it in your mouth it is smaller.
- It's not
- Objects in the window appear larger than they
you know when they get in your mouth.
- Is everything you say like an innuendo?
- Like um...
- Double entendre or maybe triple in some cases
- It sometimes, yeah.
I try to see how many I can get in there.
It's kind of like in a rap with a compound rhyme
- Mhmm
- When you wanna rhyme, you know, compound syllables
I like to see how many, you know,
different meanings I can get in things that I say
- I like that. I can really respect that.
- You can?
- Yeah!
- Knew I liked you.
- I wanna talk about New Jersey really quick.
- Okay.
- You think growing up in New Jersey
kind of shaped the person you are?
- Um yeah, I think so.
We're just more accepting and you know,
you go to some of these places in the mid west,
and you can't walk around how you gonna walk around
or like you have different sexual orientation or whatever
things like that are frowned upon.
Whereas in the tri-state,
we're just like a very accepting melting pot
and you know, I'm proud to be from that.
And I think that it has definitely shaped me
and who I am and in my music and what I like.
- You know what I take?
People from Jersey are down
- Yeah for sure. Yes. 100%
- I wanna talk to you about being on tour actually
so número dos.
Which one of the following bands
was apart of Vans Warped Tour 2012, which you were on?
- Yes. Okay good. I'm definitely gonna get this right.
- Okay, cool.
- You're going down!
- Oh, no.
- Oh,. wait unless they weren't on my stage.
Okay go head.
- A. Fall Out Boy
B. Yellowcard
Remember them?
- Yes!
They were definitely apart because I took a picture
with the drummer
- Okay why even finish? You're right (laughs)
- Yes! (single clap)
- That was it. That was the right answer. Boom.
- Thank you
- Cheers
- We had the same outfit on one day.
He had on little American flag shorts
and I had American flag pants
and we took a cute ass picture together.
- I wanna ask you about the Warped Tour.
- Yeah.
- How was it going on tour?
- Having that be like my first major tour
and having it be a big tour
- It's a Warped Tour I mean come on
- It's the Warped Tour
I mean some days we were performing it was like 103 degrees
- Yeah
- Outside. One day I actually pissed on myself.
- On purpose?
- No, it was just so hot
You're in 103 degree weather doing like a half an hour set
I just like pissed on myself a little bit. By accident.
So what I did was, I had a water bottle there
- (laughs) okay.
- I just like gave myself one of these
I went like this and you know what I mean
so that the water went all over so now I'm soaked.
- They're like, oh she didn't piss herself
she's just being sexy (laughs)
- Yeah so I went like this
- That's a good trick
- Oh, no, write it down
because if I ever piss myself again on stage I'll do this
same thing or (beep), whatever
just flush that little turd right down the pant leg
- Question three. We're gonna switch it up.
We both took a shot so that's good
- Okay, I'm a little loosey goosey
- We're gonna switch it up.
- Are we gonna drink all of these?
- Maybe. Hopefully
- Someone bring the fucking stretcher.
Call an ambulance
- This is call cupcake roulette
So instead of shots we have cupcakes
and they look like normal cupcakes. Do they not?
- They do
- These are filled with some weird stuff.
Not anything gross, this isn't fear factor
- So it's not like (beep), roaches
- Is there (beep) in there?
- If it’s the...
- Tom is smiling
- If it's the ginger's (beep) I'm okay with that
- (laughs)
- Because he got beard, it's turning me on.
Either that or its the tequila.
I don't know what's going on.
But it's okay I'm starting to tingle in my mingle
- I'm gonna ask you a question
about our dear close personal friend at Thrillist
Timothy DeLaGhetto
- Timothee
- Yeah!
- I love him. That's my boy.
- Which of the following facts about our friend Tim
is true?
- Okay
- Okay?
- Alright
- A. He lost his virginity at the tender age of 18
B.
- That's old as shit to lose your virginity.
Oh sorry keep going (giggle)
B. He made out with Mara Wilson.
Who played Matilda in the movie Matilda
C. He directed a porno
or D. He owns a cake shop specializing in erotic cakes
- Ah, fuck give me my phone. Let me phone a friend.
Okay, 18 is nah.
Tim had some swag
I saw him back in the day with his 5X white tees
definitely didn't take him ’til 18.
The thing about Tim is he's a good promoter
and if he had a cake shop
he would've plugged it during the mukbang.
He would've plugged it at some point.
So he either-
- Good point. I like that.
- Yeah so he either diddled Matilda's skittle
or uh he directed a porn.
I'm gonna go with my boy Tim directed a porn
because he was tryna make me and his wife do some weird shit
on camera.
And it, you know, it got weird.
So I'm gonna go with directed a porn.
- Ah, no, you're wrong
- He got with Matilda?
- (Laughs)
- It took him til 18 to (beep)?
I'm disappointed.
Get Tim on the line.
It took him till 18 to (beep)?
- That was so funny
he got with Matilda. No, yeah.
It took him till 18 to (beep),
he admitted it right here
- Oh. Oh shit.
Well whatever chooses me, it is what it is
I like black men and vanilla cupcakes
- Same.
- What is this? It's like my period blood.
This looks like my pad.
How did you know it's that time of the month?
- Is it?
- No, it just ended but what is this?
Period blood from Matilda?
- What was that?
- Ketchup. Should've been.
- Should've been?
- You know what? It tasted fine until you told me.
Now I'm getting queasy.
I had about four drinks last night
I got a shot of tequila
I mean you gotta ketchup and mustard the strength
so you could relish in this moment cause I'm hot dog.
- Oh I get it.
Hey, what do you like best about Mr. Timothy DeLaGhetto?
- I like his demeanor
Tim's got a really good demeanor and wiener
I just-
- Everyone says his dick and demeanor
- Yeah, anyway I like Tim's demeanor because
he's always in a good mood
he will kind of find the best in a situation
and we're around each other a lot, the Wild 'n Out cast
and I never see Tim like get nasty or be nasty to someone
- So good, yeah
- He's just a nice, easy going guy who’s about his (beep)
and works hard.
- Yeah.
- It's a lot of compliments to him
like five rolled up into one like a sushi roll.
- Yeah, he owes you one.
- He owes me one. He owes me a couple.
- Alright, I wanna talk to you about Wild 'n Out actually.
- Alright, let's do it in this accent this time.
- Uh, no.
- Alright.
- Number 4
- Well, (beep) you then.
- Which of the following is not a real game on Wild 'n Out?
Do the history.
- Oh, you're fucking done.
- There have been so many
- You're done. Oh unless it was before I was on the show,
alright, go ahead.
- (giggles) A. The Hating Game
B. That's My Dog
C. Twerk Work
D. Get Ya Hands off My Pickle
- Ah (beep) you, these games are (beep) old old.
This was before I was even on.
- Yeah.
- Aight well Twerk Work we still play.
We don't play any of the other three games.
The hating game probably was something
cause it sounds something like a got damn
like it sounds like a roasting game.
So I'm gonna say that probably was a game
- Or is that too easy?
- Oh get out of here, Wil.
- Get Your Hands off My Pickle sounds like a Me Too movement,
It must've been a game from a while ago
- (laughs)
- And what was the other one?
- B. That's My Dawg (giggles)
- (in foreign language)
I'm gonna go with the pickle. That wasn't a game
- (laughs) you're right.
- Yes! This mother (beep) tried to throw me off.
- Ah, that's funny.
- You can't pull the pickle over my eyes, honey.
(swallow)
- Right.
Two shots deep.
- Eek eek
- Put'em over here. Keep it neat.
- An intense aversion to sound,
like notable and commonly
the sound of people smacking their lips
(lip smacking)
is called what?
A. Frompzin’s Syndrome
B. Litozondripita
C. Misophonia
or D. It's just called being a normal person
cause that's really annoying?
- Um, I should know because I chew with my mouth open
- I know I heard that
- So, next time I'm annoying someone I'ma tell'em
you have mesothemaleona.
- Mesothelioma? (laughs)
- Mesothelioma. Call 1-800-Mesothelioma
is the word you said
- No it's not. I said Misophonia was C.
- Misophonia is like when you miss a phone call
alright I'ma take out the dripitonia
cause that sounds like a word that um
- That's not even an option
- That's Migos' new album. Dripitonia.
Like you're in Dripsville. Dripitonia.
- Okay.
- So I'm gonna get rid of the drip one.
I'm gonna go with C.
- Yeah, you're right.
- Ahhh (claps) mesothemaleona,
I knew it.
I knew them commercials were good for something.
- Okay, so you notably smack your food
- Notably
- Too loud. What's up with that?
- Is this mic on?
(smacks food)
- The reason I chew with the mouth open
- Yeah
- Cause when the mouth is open
the air hits the food
when the air hits the food
the food oxidizes
- Is there any science to back up what you're saying?
- The science in my tongue, baby.
- (laughs) we have a game we call freestylin’ out
we're gonna-
- No, you don't.
Do you really or did you just do it for me?
- It's really just for you
- Oh, it's just for me?
- Yeah
- That's cute
- We customize these things, like the drink
if you flub, if you mess up, which I don't think you will,
- If I flub it? Are you (beep) dumb?
- Now, I believe in your free styling skills
but the people at home might not.
We're gonna get one of our people out here
whose a good beat boxer. Tom?
- Bet, we need a beat boxer
- He's gonna beat box and we're gonna feed you some words.
(beat starts)
Alright, first word,
Urinary tract infection.
♪ Okay yo look look look ♪
♪ Hold on look I'ma make an inspection ♪
♪ I think I have a urinary tract infection ♪
♪ Hold on the world is turning ♪
♪ I went to take a piss and my shit was burning ♪
- Rhinoceros
♪ Matter fact that's a dinosaur ♪
♪ You know me I be rhyming more ♪
♪ Preposterous you know me I like a rhinoceros ♪
♪ Queen Elizabeth she was that bitch ♪
♪ I mean I came through ♪
♪ I know Tom he not a snitch ♪
♪ He be keepin it real ♪
♪ I'm all in the feel ♪
♪ Will give another word ♪
♪ Cause you know that's the deal ♪
♪ Okay ♪
- Burger King
♪ Matter fact I'ma do my thing ♪
♪ I murder things ♪
♪ I be eatin at Burger King ♪
♪ (beep) McDonalds nah I'm just playin ♪
♪ I was on that commercial ♪
♪ And you know what I'm sayin ♪
♪ You a small fry ♪
♪ Matter fact get the ketchup ♪
♪ I freestyle bitch I never mess up ♪
♪ Tell me if you relish ♪
♪ I'ma do my thing ♪
♪ And when I see the small ♪
♪ Listen time right here ♪
♪ Cause I'm hot dog ♪
- Mesothelioma
♪ I'ma run with ya ♪
♪ Mesothelioma ♪
♪ If you or your family is affected ♪
♪ Then you know I'm on the next ♪
♪ Hit me up ♪
♪ He got short shorts ♪
♪ Tom Sawyer ♪
♪ He looks like he could be your lawyer ♪
♪ He gon get that money ♪
♪ In the court room ♪
♪ Matter fact get in my womb ♪
♪ I'm just playin that's a Me Too case ♪
♪ I'ma do my thing I freestyle in yo face ♪
♪ Give another word so we can get it poppin ♪
♪ Wil and Tom they is never stoppin ♪
♪ See me when I'm shoppin ♪
♪ His beat is getting slower ♪
♪ I think he bout to die ♪
♪ Wil can't breathe I think he bout to cry ♪
♪ I fucked up but I'm still the bomb ♪
♪ Cause that's Tom ♪
♪ I been that big since a lil girl ♪
♪ Call my mom ♪
♪ Where's that other word ♪
♪ When you get to speakin ♪
♪ My brain you know it start leakin♪
- Pork Roll
♪ Price on ya head ♪
♪ You know that it's red ♪
♪ You know that I'm cold ♪
♪ I got a Taylor Ham ♪
♪ Or get a pork roll ♪
♪ I'm in ya local shop ♪
♪ Delicatessen ♪
♪ I know you bettin ♪
♪ My man probably got a Smith and Wessin ♪
♪ He look like the type ♪
♪ A sharp shooter ♪
♪ Matter fact you don't know no bitches cuter ♪
♪ Red head doing her thing ♪
♪ I'm with the freestyle ♪
♪ Yeah I been a hippie ♪
♪ You know that I'm a wee child ♪
♪ Tom really tongue tied not kitten ♪
♪ Matter fact the cat go your tongue ♪
♪ I went in ♪
♪ I'm tryna get his number tryna get his digits ♪
♪ I flip it you know I do my thing ♪
♪ And yeah I'm really wit it ♪
♪ And I'm the illest ♪
♪ All the time Thrillist ♪
♪ It's yah girl Justina Valentine ♪
(whistles)
(applause)
- Let me tell you this,
this is the first time I've ever freestyled on a show drunk
- I like it!
- Yeah!
- I wanna talk about Eminem.
- Okay.
- Yeah. What surprising celebrity does Eminem credit with
helping him get off drugs?
I honestly think you'll know this one.
So, I'm just gonna preface it with that.
- Okay. - A. Kid Rock.
- I don't think it was him. - B. Magic Johnson.
- Don't think it was him. - C. Elton John.
- Don't think it was him. - D. James Taylor.
That's the last option.
- Okay, definitely don't think it was Kid Rock.
I'll get rid of him.
I think I'll just go with Elton John
'cause you feel like if someone gives you a cock ring
they probably helped you get off drugs.
- You're right.
(foreign language)
- Número seven.
What's the overall noodle length
inside an instant pack of ramen?
- Ah man like when you pull it out?
- If you could pull it all out
A. 53 feet
B. 17 feet
C. 55 Yards
or D. No one knows. Ramen always breaks when anyone tries to measure.
Classic excuse.
- Are you talking about one noodle?
Or like what's in there as a whole?
- What's in there as a whole
- We're talking about one noodle?
- Sometimes a noodle gets separated.
It's usually one big noodle.
- It's either A or B.
I'll go with 17 feet, B.
Final answer.
- You know what? - You're sick.
- It's C. 55 Yards.
- You're an asshole, Tom.
I mean Wil.
I meant Matt.
- This ain’t Cheers.
Not everybody know your name, baby.
- You know why (laughs) you know why I brought up ramen?
- I thought I cracked the cup with my teeth.
- I heard that you like to put barbecue sauce in your ramen.
- I do. - Instead of water.
What's up with that?
- My boy Mayday put me onto it
he would be like "Daddy's home"
and he would come and he would cook the,
you know you got friends who would walk into your house
and say "Daddy's home,” no?
- Well my father's done that, but we’re not friends.
- Okay yeah so Mayday would come in and be like
"Daddy's home"
and he would go in the kitchen
and he would chef up the ramen
drain the water and put the barbecue sauce in it
you can do barbecue sauce or hot sauce
either or.
- You don't use barbecue sauce instead of water
you just put it on there?
- Yes, well yeah you gotta cook it in the water.
What're you an animal?
- (laughs) nice.
Okay.
We call this segment Hot Takes or Shot Takes.
Has anyone notable ever slid into your DMs?
And if yes, what did they say?
- Well I'll just give you the same name I gave on MTV
so that way I don't have to take a shot.
You know what, give me a shot
(glass hits table)
(gagging)
I don't DM and tell.
- We have one question left.
It's about poop.
- Oh I love talking about (beep).
- I know that's why--
- People hate talking about (beep) and poop and fart
as if we don't all (farting).
A good fart joke never gets old.
- Which one of these amazing facts about poop
is sadly untrue?
A. Neil Armstrong left four bags of poop on the moon.
- I would do that.
I would totally mark my territory
- Totally badass yeah.
B. Ancient Egyptians used to use poop
alligator poop, specifically, crocodile actually
as contraceptives.
- I could get with that.
I could see people rubbing alligator on themselves.
- Crocodile. - Yeah.
- If that makes a difference.
- We was rubbing geese poop on ourselves last night
to move through the crowd as a camouflage.
- Who are you looking at right now? (laughs)
C. Poop is 75% water
or D. Añejo Tequila, what we've been drinking,
is made from guano which is bat poop.
- I don't think Neil took four bags of (beep)
out of the spaceship and put a little flag
with a name like Neil, you're responsible.
You're not (beep) in a bag and leaving it on the moon.
(laughing)
Final answer A.
- Wrong, you're wrong.
- Alright fine what was the right answer?
- It's that this drink does not contain poop.
- It doesn't? - No.
- Ah. - You're good.
- I'm disappointed.
- Fine.
- I wanna do it my special way.
Alright, you gotta look each other in the eyes.
- I'm trying to.
- Are you trying to kiss me?
- No.
- You're sick.
- We did it, we're done.
- Whoo!
- And everyone who wants to booze along at home
here's how to make today's drink the Triple Threat.
0.25 ounces of Blanco Tequila.
0.25 ounces of Añejo Tequila.
Lots of tequila in this drink, huh?
0.5 ounces of Reposado
0.25 ounce of Rappo Giovanni black cherry liqueur.
0.5 ounces of honey syrup, goopy,
and 0.5 ounces of lemon juice.
There you have the Triple Threat.
Mmm so good. Will you sign our bar?
- Clearly.
- I'm gonna take a picture of you.
- Take a few 'cause a bitch like me likes choices, options.
- Boom, sign the bar.
- Boom.
Not gonna lie, this marker has seen better days.
- Got it. - All right.
- Thank you for watching Shoot Your Shot
- Make sure you like, subscribe, and comment.
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