[music]
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Are you ready to do this?
>> HANNAH STOCKING: I’m ready!
>> RUDY MANCUSO: How do I look?
>> HANNAH STOCKING: Amazing!
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Let's make this real dramatic.
>> HANNAH STOCKING: A cartwheel!
>> RUDY MANCUSO: three...two...one...
>> HANNAH STOCKING: You're under arrest!
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Cops! We’re cops we’re not [bleep]...
>> HANNAH STOCKING: It smells like broccoli.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: It smells like [bleep] in here.
>> HANNAH STOCKING: Suspicious! >> RUDY MANCUSO: Is anybody here?
Hey! Where the [bleep] are you going?
Hey! Come here! Come here! Come here!
You got something to eat? We’re starving
We’re cops.
>> LELE PONS: I’m not going to jail right?
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Everything is going to be alright. Drink some water. Everything’s going to be okay.
>> HANNAH STOCKING: [Bleep] the water!
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Alright, she hates water. I don't know why.
>> HANNAH STOCKING: I drowned and died when I was little.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: She died, but she's here.
>> LELE PONS: I'm sorry what?
>> RUDY MANCUSO: You died? >> HANNAH STOCKING: I died.
>> HANNAH STOCKING: I don't know. It didn't make a lot of sense, but anyway...
At approximately 9:30 last night, where were you?
>> LELE PONS: Well I was taking out the trash...
and then I opened the door.
I just saw this man
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Be more specific. Was he Black? Was he Asian?
>> HANNAH STOCKING: Blasian?! >> RUDY MANCUSO: Was he blasian?
>> LELE PONS: Alright. Um, well he was just dragging this body.
>> HANNAH STOCKING: Brown? White body?
>> LELE PONS: You know! The girl, the girl, the girl body.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Woah, woah, woah. Man, man, don’t raise your [bleep] voice.
We're cops! Don’t you understand that?
>> HANNAH STOCKING: Drop down and give me 20! >> RUDY MANCUSO: All up in here!
You have the right to remain silent.
You have the...what do they say in the movies? You have the right to remain silent all that [bleep] [bleep].
>> HANNAH STOCKING: It smells like broccoli.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Listen, I'm sorry this is our first day on the job. She obviously has mental problems.
>> LELE PONS: Guys, I’m literally going to call the cops.
>> RUDY MANCUSO: Oh [bleep]. The real cops. Let’s get the [bleep] out of here. >> HANNAH STOCKING: Oh [bleep]!
>> GREG FURMAN: I'm looking for a blonde girl.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Look how bout this... how about we…
[gun shot]
Okay!
Look man, look, let’s work this out.
>> GREG FURMAN: No.
[gun shot]
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: That one really hurt!
>> GREG FURMAN: Why are you not dying?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: We can help…
[gun shots] Oh. I like this type of [bleep]. I like this type of stuff. Let's work together!
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, listen to me.
Sit down, sit down for a second dude.
>> GREG FURMAN: I'm done.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI:Let’s just work together! >> GREG FURMAN: Seriously! Forget it!
>> LELE PONS: Hi.
>>JOSH DARNIT: Are you Lele Pons?
>> LELE PONS: Yes.
[sobbing sound]
>> EVANCREDIBLE: Can I go play?
>> LELE PONS: No.
>> JOSH DARNIT: Sure.
>> LELE PONS: I’m sorry... >>JOSH DARNIT: Hi. I'm Bob...
>> LELE PONS: Hi Bob.
>> JOSH DARNIT: We're not really married.
I just started dating her.
[kid screaming]
It’s been the best two weeks of my life.
>> CRYING LADY: You knew her so well!
>> LELE PONS: I never met her!
>> JOSH DARNIT: Look how happy she makes me.
Please help me
>> CRYING LADY: Ssh! How did she die?
>> LELE PONS: I’m just a witness!
I don’t know anything!
[kid screaming]
[crying]
Everybody out! Out of my house! And take your daughter with you!
You all need help!
>> STEVEN SPENCE: Hi!
Hey bro! You’re here. You made it.
You’re the first one to the party.
>> GREG FURMAN: Hi...I’m looking for a girl.
>> STEVEN SPENCE: Are you Mexican? Are you Mexican?
You look Mexican!
>> GREG FURMAN: Stop it!
Okay. Listen I’m going to shoot you.
>> STEVEN SPENCE: Let me tell you a secret.
I love you bro.
>> GREG FURMAN: I'm going to kill you.
>> STEVEN SPENCE: I’m going to kill you too bro! Aye, let's go!
Two. Three. Four.
>> DESTORM: Is this Lele Pons residence?
>> LELE PONS: No.
>> DESTORM: Get her.
Search the place.
[Lele Pons screaming]
>> LELE PONS: Please help me!
Help me! [Lele Pons screaming]
Ah [bleep]!
>> DESTORM: Tell me what you know.
>> LELE PONS: I don’t know anything.
>> DESTORM: Then tell me what you don’t know.
>> LELE PONS: Everything!
Honestly, can I leave?
>> DESTORM: His name is Scarface!
>> LELE PONS: Scarface?
Listen. I was just taking out the trash!
>> DESTORM: Kill her.
[Lele Pons screaming]
[gun shot]
[gun shots]
>> LELE PONS: What the hell?
>> GREG FURMAN: I'm...
everywhere!
>> LELE PONS: Oh. You're coming over. Okay.
>>GREG FURMAN: It’s time to die!
Ha-Ha!
Oh my God, but your hair is nice.
>> LELE PONS: Is it?!
>> GREG FURMAN: Yeah. Oh, but I'm still going to kill you though. Cause I kinda...
[gun shot] Oh!
>> HANNAH STOCKING: Oh my God! WOO!
I'm a real cop now!
>> LELE PONS: You saved my life!
>> HANNAH STOCKING: You're welcome man.
It’s really hard being a witness. I totally know girl.
>> LELE PONS: Never again.
>> HANNAH STOCKING: The good thing is that it's all over now!
You're fine!
>> LELE PONS: No!
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