no
Yeah, I don't know when that became a thing
Obviously, that's not just my thing. A lot of vloggers say that
I know why I started doing it,
But I guess I never told you guys this but-
Originally, when I started make videos and vlogs,
I would say like three to four different "hey guys"
Hey guys!
Basically just kind of as a test.
In the same way that's how lamps became a thing for me because I used to
Use a lamp to focus on as I used to film by myself
Now that I think about It a lot of the signature things that I do are kind of just because...
I... was lazy
Or... because I didn't have friends..
But anyway, back to the Dear Ryan, out of all the people would do hey Guys to start Their video,
This is gonna be the longest ones in the Records
I gotta make sure I gotta get a deep breath and do It at The right note.
*clears throat* Alright here we go
Heeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
* doggo barks *
-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
* More doggo barks *
-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-
* bark *
-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
- (To Be Continued) Dear Ryan, can u re-paint a famous painting? PLS!!
Repaint a Famous Painting...
Oh, you mean like the famous painting that's you know in the background of a bunch of videos that we've done:
*"Hey guys!" repeat*
I mean I'm not even a drawer, or a let alone, a painter But
That's really simple I'm pretty sure I could do that.
* Classy music *
Voila, It Is complete!
Paco : But you didn't do anything..
Look closer you'll see it's exactly the same.. ( I knew it was gonna be something stupid...)
* More classy music *
Paco : Pretty Sure they wanted you to paint a famous painting. Kind of like Starry Night by Van Gogh
Not everyone has seen Starry Night. But, everyone has seen a painted white at wall before..
So you tell me ; Who is the more famous painter Vincent Van Gogh..
or Ryan?
Paints wall?
That was paint..
Dear Ryan, Read your entire book on camera "How to Write Good"
Yeah, I guess I can do that as long as You guys can keep up with me,
You guys say that I talk too fast! You should see me when I read!
I don't even read the words-
That's how fast- I can read,
Here we go.
Ryan Higa's : "How to Write Good"
By Ryan Higa! That's me! :)
"Prologue.."
"Prologue. Prologue, my editor told me I might want to start with a prologue."
* Gibberish *
* Silence *
* High pitched annoyance *
Will you guys stop?!
How am I supposed to finish reading this and prove to everyone that I'm a quick reader if you guys keep turning off the lights??
-Where was I?
"-who doesn't know the difference between your and you're. So you know you're in good hands"
That's the end of the prologue...
"Chapter one : Who is your story about?"
* Breathes in *
* More gibberish *
*"a" fades in * (Oh no he's back)
-yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
* Out of breath *
-GUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
- (-_-) I'm leaving.
* Keeps going *
Dear Ryan can you make a half-court shot blindfolded?
I just made a video about Stupid Inspirational Sayings-
High five to those that you that watched it (I watched it :3)
-or slap in the face!
Depends where you're holding your phone..
But for those of you that didn't see that video,
I kind of made fun of those, you know, very cheesy Inspirational Quotes.
It was quite a handful of people who took It seriously and got really upset about it.
They went to say things like "Oh! You used to be so inspirational. Why are you so negative now?"
Well, maybe you guys are right, and I should be living by these Quotes.
Specifically one that relates directly to this Dear Ryan :
I think the quote was something like *dramatic music* "You miss every shot that you don't take"
-or something like that and well I wasn't gonna waste the time to actually Try to attempt this Dear Ryan because it's ridiculous!
I guess if i'm living Inspirationaly like This quote says, I have no choice?
Dereck : Man you see that? Steph Just shot the ball like five feet behind the three-point line!
I've seen further..
Dereck : please, I'll give you 50 bucks if you can make that shot on your first try.
Is that all?
Derek : Fine, I'll give you 100 bucks if you can make it on your first shot.
200 dollars if you can do a Half-court shot.
I could do that blindfolded!
Dereck : Okay 500 dollars if you can make a half-court shot blindfolded.
You got a deal. Deal?
Dereck : You think we should stop holding hands?
Yeah, probably..
So you're sure about this? 500 dollars for a half-court shot blindfol-
Derreck : What are you doing?
Are you seriously gonna drink before you do this?
Before I do what?
Dereck : Before you take the shot?
I didn't say anything about taking It,
Dereck : What do you Mean you're not gonna take it?
There it is! it's perfect, pay up!
Dereck : What?
I just made exactly a half-quart shot blindfolded! You owe me 500 bucks!
Dereck : Seriously?
If you want we can go double or nothing, I can make a full quart shot, too.
See? Even if you don't take the shot, you can still make it.
How's that for inspirational Sayings?
Dear Ryan, do a Classical song of humble by Kendrick Lamar!
Sure you guys have heard this song already,
They played this song so much on the radio here in Vegas.
I mean, remember when they played this song Like a thousand times during the NBA Playoffs?
It was like every single commercial and honestly I didn't really like it at first.
-but the more I heard it..
The more I started to kind of like it.
If you somehow don't know what song I'm talking about, this Is a short snippet of what it sounds like :
So, you want me to make that classical..
I'm assuming just like how I did the Juju on that Beat,
Just as much as I heard that song, I really don't know what he's actually saying?
Other than be humble, sit down, some other words that I probably have to change..
Lemme look at the lyrics really quick..
"Humble Lyrics - Nobody Pray for me, even a day for me away, yeah, yeah, aye"
"I remember Syrup Sandwiches and Crime Allowances"
When does he say that!? What?!
"A.M. to the P.M., P.M. to the A.M. funk-"
"My left stroke just wENT VIRAL!"
I know that part of it's the only part I know-
"mY lEfT StRoKe JuST WenT ViRaL"
Oh here we go, chords
It says,
"* bleep * Be humble, hol' up lil * bleep *"
"Sit down, lil * bleep *"
"Be humble-"
* bleep * * bleep * * bleep * * bleep *
I think we can work with this! We can make this song classical, we can make this song classy! (Finally, what we all came here for..)
Dab
-YYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS (...R u srs?)
* Pants *
Hey guys!
Like I said, yea
I don't know if any of that was in key but, umm..
I feel light headed..
Let's get this video started! Hey guys!
TEEHEE
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