- Will you take this bride?
- Yes, I do.
(screams)
(Eugene screams) Nevermind!
(romantic music) No more kissing! - Rachel!
- Rachel!
- Don’t make them kiss!
- Why would you?
- 2022 has been the year of Keith and Ned kissing.
There’s been a lot of content on the channel right now of me and Ned kissing.
And I know that you guys want it, but you know what?
You’re gonna have to start paying more.
- No, don’t! - You gotta join the Patreon.
- Okay.
- That was one of the first times Ned’s kissed me, to be fair.
- But no one wants to see the kissing. - We get naked for free.
- That’s a great point.
- ‘Cause it’s like watching brothers kiss.
(laughing)
- There’s a market for that.
- You gotta make ‘em pay.
- There’s a market for everything.
- Stop making us kiss.
- Oh, uh, they’re just kissing a little bit.
(romantic music)
(laughing)
(distorted laughing)
- It’s just a skinny unicorn.
It’s a skinny legend.
Gay people?
They didn’t react to my gay references.
- I got it!
“You look so skinty hunty.”
- The booty does look good in this dress.
- You have the longest armpit hair.
- Thank you.
- You know, some gay guys are super into that.
(Ned laughing) Do it for the camera.
And say “hey, daddies.”
(clicks tongue)
- Hey, daddies.
(both laughing)
- Was I supposed to, like, blow dry my eyebrows after the glue?
- I’ll be your blowdryer.
- No, it’s…
(blowing)
(whispering)
- Eugene, you look jealous over there.
- Uh, that’s not the look I’ve just…
- I’ll give to you too.
(laughs)
- Get the fuck away.
- Dead eat can.
Dead eat can.
But it’s a pop star?
Uh…
What? What’s that?
- A ghost?
What’s a ghost?
(crew laughing)
- Wow.
- Woo!
Woooo!
- Can you see?
- I just ate one, but now I want to eat all of them.
- Don’t do it, Ned.
(growls)
(chews)
(Ned giggling) You’re gonna have a sugar high.
(slams the table) Mmm!
- Ned, you have a baby you gotta take care of later.
- Oh!
(laughing)
- No more vodka for Ned.
- No, but a little bit more.
- I should probably get on top of Eugene.
- No!
- And…
- No, there’s no room here!
(laughing)
- And then I’m protecting him, and he’s protecting me.
- What? Why guys?
Why are making…
- I’m being a snake.
- No, you’re making…
- Have you seen a snake before?
- I’ve never eaten an apple before.
I don’t know how to do it.
- Oh, god.
(whispering) How does someone know if they’re special?
(laughing)
- What is wrong with you guys?
(laughing)
We do the one interview that’s whispering.
You guys turn into insane people.
- Are you actually ready to test your archery prowess?
- We are!
- I love it!
(laughing)
- What’s that voice? Wait…
Sorry, what was that voice?
I mean what was the voice?
- I’m like the princess in a fairy tale,
and then you’re the witch trying to feed me things.
(gasps)
Where am I? I’m lost.
- Why, you’re in my neck of the woods, girlie.
Please! Old crone, guide me to the castle where my prince awaits!
- Oh, come to my little cottage and I’ll feed you tea and brandy.
- Okay, let’s go! I trust you completely!
- Alright, Keith!
Do you wanna steal a dog or do you wanna get a new dog?
- I’m taking the dog.
(Eugene laughing) No! - I’m taking Eugene’s dog.
- You’re taking Frannie?
- Yeah, look how sweet that one is!
- Frannie! - No!
Frannie’s mine!
- Also, look at all the dogs in there. - Frannie’s very cute.
They’re all crazy.
I don’t want any of those. I want this one.
- It’s puppy time!
This is what puppies do.
- Keith, there are seven dogs left.
And you are taking my dear Frannie.
- Yeah.
From me?
- Yeah.
- How’s it going over there?
- Terribly.
- Did you add the oil?
- No.
- This isn’t “Rupaul’s Best Friend Race,” dude.
This is a competition.
- Rupaul has a best friend race?
- No, that’s the whole point.
- I’d watch it.
- I’m not supposed to heed advice from a competitor!
- I’m having success.
- It’s trash.
- I’m trying to share it.
- This is trash.
- Don’t use the oil!
(crew laughing)
- Whatever you do,
don’t use the oil.
- We’re oh so close.
- Stop, Zach!
- Do I got the DSL now?
(all laughing)
- Definitely more than before.
- Oh, no.
(laughing) Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Here, wait. Hold on.
(suspense accent)
- But what if I dropped something over?
(laughing) Why would you?
(laughing) No one’s gonna bend over like that.
- What’s the alternative? This?
- Yes, exactly.
- Keep your balls away from my face!
Keep those nuts away from my face!
(all laughing) Goddamnit!
(all laughing)
- I want lemon!
Mm!
Oh my god, Ned. You can’t eat all of candy.
- It dissolves so quickly! - You are turning…
…crazy. - It dissolves so quickly!
- You’re gonna crash after this.
- No.
- And then you’re gonna crash, and you won’t…
- No.
- You won’t be able to go home.
- No.
♪ Just spray tanning my best bud Eugene ♪
♪ Gonna make him look super hot for Palm Springs ♪
- Are you spraying around my balls?
No, Zach!
(Zach laughing)
(laughing) We’re handcuffed, we’re handcuffed!
- I’ll snap your wrist in half.
- What do you wanna watch?
- Don’t sit so close to me!
- Well, I have to!
- Go sit over there!
- Ooh! I had an involuntary discharge.
(fart sound)
(laughs)
(sexily) Locking onto all the targets with your big, pulsing rocket.
(Eugene laughing) Why did that turn into a porn?
- Of course it’s gonna turn into a porn!
Look at me!
I’m too hot to not be fucked by the end of the scene!
- Ooh, hit me again, daddy.
(laughing) - No!
- [Keith] Oh, we’ve prepared a few words.
- Oh, god.
- Eugene,
(dramatic music)
I love you.
And let this car be a testament to our relationship.
- God. - And prove…
that you can be the Letty to my Dom any day.
- I’m not Letty.
- You’re Letty.
- I’m not Letty.
- Eugene,
(dramatic music)
I love you.
- Oh, god, guys.
- Let this car be a testament to our relationship
and you can babysit Wes any time.
(Zach sighs)
- Eugene,
- No!
- I love you.
- No.
- And let this car be a testament to our relationship,
for I know that there are some times you are not with us,
and that pains you deeply.
So now with this car,
we will always be with you
in your heart and on your parts.
(laughing) Oh, god.
Somebody kill me now.
- Mmm.
- No.
No, stop hugging me.
- Well, now I’m tangled, Eugene.
I can’t let go of you.
I’m stuck.
I’m stuck in the hug.
I’m stuck.
I’m stuck. Eugene?
- Zach?
Careful. I’m stuck. I’m stuck in the hug.
- You don’t have to…
- You’ve made a wonderful impact on the world.
- Oh my god. I’m going to kill you.
- You’re a role model.
- Why is god punishing me?
- You’re a great friend.
- I’m gonna fucking kill you.
- [Zach] And you like this chair?
Does it remind you of a lap?
- Why did you guys…?
What are you guys doing?
Is this another…?
[Keith] What do you think we’re doing, Eugene?
- Oh, my god.
- I love you, Eugene.
Hi, Eugene.
(laughing)
(laughing) I’m so fucking angry.
(laughing) What do you think, Eugene?
- I’m so angry!
- What do you think?
Eugene?
What do you think of what we did for you?
- 1!
(guys cheering)
(cry laughing) Oh, no!
No!
(guys laughing)
Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- He’s so happy.
- He’s crying. - No!
- He’s crying with joy.
He loves it!
- He loves it! - Oh, no!
- Did you just solve the problem in your love letter?
[Rachel] Yes!
(guys cheering)
[Rachel] How did you do that?
- He wrote it down there.
(Ned cheering)
- He saved it.
- You know, at the beginning of this video, I was here.
But after riding that ride six times…
(screaming) Zero g’s!
…now I’m here.
- Oh yeah, we’re the Try Guys! We can’t stop trying!
(Ned screaming)
(devolving into chaos)
- Yeah!
- This is what we do now!
- Wow, wow, wow, wow!
Awooga, awooga!
- This place is, uh, has Peanuts characters.
- This place has Peanuts characters!
(all laughing)
- Good grief!
(Eugene laughing)
(Keith singing “Romeo and Juliet” by Tchaikovsky)
- Is this the thumbnail you want?
Is this the thumbnail?
(laughing)