Should I talk with a posh British accent for this interview?
Why would you want to talk with a posh British accent?
You don't need that.
I don't want people to think I'm dumb or my voice “phèn”
No one's going to think that! You're literally Miss World Vietnam.
No one's going to think you're dumb.
I promise you
Should I learn the BBC accent or Upper RP accent?
Okay.
Both are like posh British accents. They’re great
However “Upper RP”
that is only for the super fancy
rich people and they sound ridiculous
Ooh yeah I wanna learn that one!
No, you don't.
Because...
Yeah! Teach me that one!
Okayyyyy
First thing, to help you get those posh vibes.
Don't move your upper lip, like Keira Knightley.
You know Keira Knightley?
Yeah, I know her.
Yeah, her lip doesn't move.
And that gives her the posh voice naturally.
Okay, let’s practice.
Instead of saying “Hi!”, that's not very posh,
you need to say, “How do you do?”
How do you do?
But remember with the lip, the Keira Knightley lip!
“How do you do?”
How do you do.
How do you do?
Yeah, pretty much.
Can you just introduce yourself?
How do you do?
I’m Miss World Vietnam.
Also in Upper RP, they change vowel sounds.
Like what?
okay, so like the “a” sound in words like “cat”,
it sounds kind of like an “e” instead of cat.
It's cat.
say it with me! “Cat”
“Hat”
“That hat on a cat”
Pretty much!
The cat in the hat.
when a word ends with an “E” sound,
they change it to an “ih” sound.
Oh really? How?
You know that “Fancy” means “posh”, right?
But because it ends in an E sound,
reduce it to an “ih” sound like “fancih”
And also it's got that “a” sound so “a”to “e”
Fancy
Party
Really
Yes. Very good.
Right so that's the next thing.
So when an “R” separates two vowel sounds, the r,
we don't say it like “Ruh”, we use this thing called an “Alveolar tap”,
which is when the tongue hits just behind the top teeth,
It goes “r”
That creates the “R” sound in Upper RP
So instead of very good, it's like very, very good
Do you have that sound in Vietnamese?
Yeah, but just one of those instead of
multiple, it’s just one
That! Where your tongue hits.
There
Not there. Back. There.
Pretty much but just a tiny bit further back.
Very good.
Nice.
For example. Okay.
What's this thing? Mirror.
But say it exactly like this.
Repeat with me.
Mirror
Error.
Horror. Horror Movie.
Horror movie.
What's your favorite movie genre?
Oh, I like horror films.
Which celebrity do you find attractive?
I like Prince Harry
That's a good one too.
Okay.
Any word that has a “-ERY” or “-TARY” in it
Those sounds get squashed
to a “-brih” or a “-trih”
So for example, library
get squashed into library
military
and a really posh word for “toilet” is “lavatory”.
lavatory.
And remember, you've got the “a” to let.
“lah” to “leh”
Have a blueberry.
A blueberry
What's your favorite cheat meal?
Blueberry muffin.
And also
they use different words for just normal things.
So instead of saying “very” you would probably say in
Upper RP, you would say “Jolly”
Yeah.
But remember it's the E sound so Jolly,
What do you think of the other competitors this year?
I think they’re all jolly pretty
They also do this thing like instead of saying
“You” in general, they change it to “One”.
So instead of saying “You'd like Vietnamese food”
, they would say “One would really like Vietnamese food”
one would really like Vietnamese food.
Exactly. It sounds ridiculous.
Okay, so when you say “Man”,
you should say “Chap”
Yeah, but remember, it's the “a” sound.
So change to “eh”! Chap.
Yeah.
Instead of “The toilet” it's called “The loo”
Or you could say “The lavatory”
Like I said before
Can I just say “Washroom”?
Are you American? No.
Then no.
Oh, excuse me.
one would like to use the loo
Is it jolly good?
Of course.
Great!
Are you sure that you want to have an Upper RP accent?
Yes, God damn it. I don't want to get second place.
Okay, fine.
So we also change words like flower into ...
These are called “Triphthongs”
So it's three sounds
And you're going to smooth them down into almost a singular vowel sound.
But you need to be careful.
Don't say it like cockney because they say like
“FLAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
You don't want to do that.
Instead of shower
instead of power.
What's the best gift you've received?
I love getting flowers from all my fans.
Fans, fans, fans.
Another sound that gets squashed down is “-IRE”
and that gets smoothed out as well into ...
So words like “Fire”
you squash it into ...
Say it with me.
“Hire” becomes...
“Acquire” becomes ...
and then words with “-AYER” that get smushed down into ...
So instead of player you would say
even things like “Mayonnaise”
They would smooth it to ...
Final question.
What do you do to relax?
Before this competition, I had a jolly good time with my friends
drinking bubble tea
with mayonnaise.
OOooOoH! May I have some Mayonnaise?!
Really? People talk like that
No
Then why am I learning it?
Because you asked me!
Okay, just teach me the normal posh accent then.
Okay, fine. We'll do it in another video!
What other video?
You to
win a posh British accent for this interview.
Why would you want to talk with a posh British accent?
You don't need that.
I don't want people to think I'm dumb or my voice.
No one's going to think that you're literally Miss World Vietnam.
No one's going to think you're dumb, I promise you.
Should I lend BBC accent or upper accent?
Okay.
Both are like posh British accents.
That great.
However.
Like a poppy that is only for the super fancy rich people and.
They sound.
No, you don't. Because.
Yeah, they made that one.
Okay.
Okay,
so first thing, I'm to help you get those posh vibes.
Don't move your upper lip.
Like Keira Knightley. Keira Knightley.
Yeah, I know her.
Yeah, Halep doesn't move, and that gives her the posh voice, naturally.
Okay. This practice.
Instead of saying hi, that's not very posh,
you need to say, How do you do?
How do you do?
But remember, with the lip, the Keira Knightley lip, How'd you do?
You do.
How do you do?
How did you do?
Yeah, pretty much.
Can you just introduce yourself?
How do you do, Miss World?
Vietnam.
Okay.
Also in upper up they change vowel sounds.
what?
Okay, so like the I sound in words like cat,
it sounds kind of like an ear, like instead of cat.
It's cat.
Say it with me. Cat.
Kicked. Hit. Hey.
That hit on a cat.
That hit on a kept.
Pretty much.
The Cat in the Hat.
When a word ends with an E sound,
they change it to an E sound.
Really? How?
You know that fancy means posh, right?
But because it ends in an E sound.
Reduce it to an ear.
Sound like fancy.
Fancy.
And also it's good that I sound
so apt to hear fancier.
Fancy.
Part.
Party.
Really? Really?
Yes. Very good.
Break it. Okay, So that's the next thing.
So when an R separates two vowel sounds,
the R, we don't say it like, right?
We use this thing called an alveolar tap,
which is when the tongue hits just behind the top teeth,
because the breath that creates the sound in our pee.
So instead of very good, it's like very, very good.
Fred, They could.
Do you have that song in Vietnamese?
Yeah, but just one of those instead of.
Multiple is just one. The.
The. That way your tongue hits their.
Not there. Back there.
Betty.
Beverly.
Pretty much, but just a tiny bit further back.
Betty.
No. And then.
Many. Very.
Freddie.
Very good. Nice.
For example.
Okay, What's this thing?
Mira. Exactly.
But say it exactly like this.
Repeat with me, Mira.
Mira. Ara.
Error.
Horror. Horror.
Horror movie.
What's your favorite movie genre? Who?
I like horror films.
Which celebrity do you find attractive?
I'd like.
Been heading.
That's a good one, too.
Okay.
Any word that has a re Perry or Terry in it?
Those sounds get squashed
to a barrier or a trigger.
So, for example, library
get squashed into library.
Like you.
Military.
Miniature.
I'm a really posh word for toilet is lavatory.
Levitra.
And remember, you've got the app lab to let Levitra.
She. Perfect. Have a blueberry.
A blueberry.
What's your favorite cheat meal?
Blueberry muffin.
And also
they use different words, but just normal things.
So instead of saying very you would probably say in a pop,
you would say Jolly.
Jolly.
Yeah, but remember, it's the E sound, so.
Jolly. Jolly.
What do you think of the other competitors this year?
I think they all actually pretty.
They also do this thing like instead of saying
you in general, they change it to one.
So instead of saying you'd like Vietnamese food, they would say
one would really like Vietnamese food.
One would really like Vietnamese food.
Exactly. It sounds ridiculous.
Okay, So when you say man.
You should say, chap.
Yeah, but remember, it's the sound.
So change to air, chap. Check.
Yeah.
Instead of the toilet. It's called the loo.
Or you could say the lavatory.
Like I said before. To.
Can I just say washroom?
American. No. Then? No.
Oh, excuse me.
One would like to easily.
Is it likely?
Of course.
Are you sure that you want to have an upper accent?
Yes. God dammit, I don't want to get second place.
Okay, fine.
So we also change words like flour into flour.
LA. These are called trip thongs.
So it's three sounds flat. Ooh.
And you're going to smooth them down into almost a singular vowel sound.
Almost. But you need to be careful.
Don't say it like Cockney because they say it like fly.
You don't want to do that.
Instead of shower.
Shower. Sure.
Instead of power.
Poor. Her.
What's the best gift you've received?
Oh. I love getting flowers from all My fans.
Thanks.
Then fans.
Another sound that get squashed down is iron,
and that gets smoothed out as well into either.
So what's like? Fire.
You squash it into fire.
Fire.
Exactly. Say it with me.
Higher becomes. Ha!
Acquire becomes.
Acquire. For.
And then words with a R that get smushed down into air.
So instead of player, you would say player.
Claire.
Even things like mayonnaise,
they would smooth it to mayonnaise.
Managers. Final question.
What do you do to relax?
Before this competition.
I had a jolly good time with my friends drinking property.
My name's.
You may have some.
Many.
Really?
People talk like that. No.
Then why we're learning it.
Because you asked me.
Okay. Just teach me the normal part. Accent then.
Okay, fine. We'll do it in another video. What other video?
that's so ridiculous.
Do people talk like that?
Usually.
Level
Let's
very lucky.
Thank you.
really, Like what?
In the next one.
Very good.
Very,
Yeah,
a blue breath.
A blue
blue breath.
Excuse me.
You need to use a new
Lavatory.
And I guess the washroom
How do you do a miss world Vietnam,
I need to.
I miss little Vietnam,
how do you do a miss?
Will Vietnam.
Blueberry muffin, Blueberry muffin,
what is Miss World
Vietnam's favorite food?
Hey What do you think of the competitors this year?
I think they all jolly
pretty one would like to do.
Is it.
Good luck to you.
It's a jolly good
yes, fine.
Which celebrity do you think is handsome?
Oh, please. He's
Oh, blueberry muffin.
Well, I think they all jolly, pretty.
I think
they're all jelly pretty. me.
One would like to use the loo.
Is it delicate?
Yeah, it's fine.
Okay,
kitten, sit Hmm.
and mayonnaise.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
And then when a word ends in an E sound,
you have to change it to in a sound. How?
Okay, so like, you know the word fancy, it just means like, posh, right?
So instead of fancy, you change it
to an ear and see Benz Say fancy,
How do you do?
How do you do.
How did you, how did you.
How do you do.
You No,
Can I just say washroom?
You American? No.
Then no.
Just shut up and teach me.
Yeah, that one.
I need to speak posh.
I love BBC accent or
you don't.
Okay.
Both are posh accents, but like the opera accent,
that's just for the super rich fancy people.
And yeah, I want to live that one.
No, but what I'm saying is like,
you don't need to learn that one because no one really won.
Okay, fine.
otherwise they will think I'm dumb on my voice phone.
No one's going to think that you miss World Vietnam.
No one thinks you're dumb.
I promise you.
Or a quirky accent.
Some both are like
posh accents, but like the opera accent.
That's just for the super rich, fancy people.
And you know that one.
But no one saying is like, you don't want to learn that one because that one.
Okay, fine.
anything.
I'm down on my voice.
Ben, I was going to say that you miss World Vietnam.
Like no one thinks you're done.
They promise
similar BBC action or thought the accent.
system.
This kind of things
just to
stay.
Yeah.
Okay,
so this you're, like, trying to impress.
So this is your life interview,
and you're like this here, so you're, like, very smiley.
Am I being nice?
So it just means very, very,
very extra smiley.
Okay.
Because you feel like you've just said the posh British accent
and this is you showing it off.
So I will happy to show it off.
Okay,
so this
first one is going to behave like, how do you do?
I miss World Vision.
Who do you do?
And miss will be known
to Big Extra.
Like, how do you know who I am?
This will them.
How do you do a miss world?
Vietnam
baby, That was perfect.
That was so good.
We thought, My God,
what would she call herself?
I miss World. Right now we're just out of this world.
So again, she would actually say the whole thing.
Okay,
okay.
It's so
I. Can you introduce yourself?
How many do I miss?
Will Vietnam,
he says, bit more excited itself.
How do you do?
I miss work. Vietnam.
How do you do?
I miss world Vietnam.
I know
when your boyfriend supports the service, but I really.
You are so beautiful like me.
Don't you understand?
Thank you.
And she.
Okay, Next.
Look.
Oh, look at me.
So when I ask you a question, answer again to the camera.
So look at me for the question and answer the camera. Yes.
So, for example,
and then maybe do that awkward, like sitting up in the chat.
So like, you know, you have to sit properly kind of thing
because you training to be
famous.
Well, Vietnam, what's your favorite genre of movie?
So I want you to say for this,
hmm, I like horror movie or horror films.
So that just.
Just practice, huh?
fancier, fancy, fancy, fancy.
I'm going to a party.
I'm going to a party,
party.
And then, Hmm,
I like horror films.
I like horror film
films, things
I like to horror.
Horror that,
Oh, this is nice.
This gets the summer nails in the background.
Okay, okay.
Say one more time.
Um hum. Right?
Yeah. Hmm.
I like horror films.
Which celebrity do you think is handsome?
Screams heavy.
Oh, can you just say I like Prince Harry?
Um, next one.
Oh, a blueberry muffin.
Blueberry.
Oh, blueberry muffin.
Well, I think they're all jolly pretty.
I think they're all jolly pretty.
Um, excuse me.
One would like to use the loo with that.
Be jolly good.
Excuse me.
About here. Sorry. Can you look here?
Oh, excuse me.
Oh, excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse
back. No,
I love getting flowers from all my fans.
And then the last thing was the what was it before the competition?
I liked?
Um, I had that
before this competition.
I had a jolly good time with my friends
can you give me just really extra
many hours
Perfect.
Okay, when you get a few little shots of you just looking pretty
and then we're done.
So they talk with a posh accent.
Jimmy Talk would have possibly the accent.
Amazing.
Why would you need to talk in a posh British accent?
You sound amazing.
Well,
can you practice your waving in the mirror?
Fuck me.
So what time
make we go see Zia?
Okay, one more time.
Spin to me.
Okay.
Uh, actually, no, that's fine. Uh,
yeah.
So would you want to be doing your makeup?
What do you think?
Okay, let's do that then.
So I.
Yeah, get your makeup or whatever.
Ready?
Maybe I'll go from the other side
or something.
Maybe I can put you back
and get you from this angle,
But it's going to look so cool, baby.
I'm just.
I don't know, I.
Maybe.
I honestly have no idea what I'm talking about right now.
Trying. So you. See?
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I know it's no fun having the lights in your face.
We'll
shoot.
Oh, but
this shot looks really nice.
Like, it's not often I get, like, a nice picture
of this camera, but holy shit,
maybe it is pretty.
Oh, I think that's good, because it's like behind the light.
We get like, a tiny bit of the light.
So it's like, Yeah, it's an interview,
but there's the chance that looks cheap.
It's not going to do it.
So for this, you're going to be
okay.
Look at me.
See? Look at the look here.
Look at the hand.
You look in my hand.
But you
look at me
or you hang me.
Uh, sorry.
Here he twist the chair
so your whole body is facing front to here.
That I don't get your actually looks like your make it.
So I'm gonna change this.
It looks like you're naked, this angle.
So now
that I
look at this.
Yeah.
So your eye level
looks straight at the camera.
Turn your body towards the camera.
Okay.
Fix the tiara.
Just on a cricket. Really good.
Just come out.
Oh, he does.
Nice.
He think you're
still recording?
Still recording?
Yeah.
Yeah, That's perfect.
Okay,
so for this, you're, like, trying to impress them.
So this is your, like, interview, and you're like, here.
Yeah. So you're, like, very smiley.
My Danish doctor means very,
very extra smiley because you're like,
you've just learned the posh British accent and.
This is you showing it off.
So you're like, Well, happy to show it off.
So this first one,
you're just going away from like, How do you do?
I miss World Vietnam.
How do you do a miss world Vietnam
to a bit more extra like, how do you do
I miss world Vietnam.
baby, That was a perfect that was so good.
My gosh, maybe
I'm don't would she call herself I miss World right now would just
I miss world
she would actually say the whole thing okay
okay I'm
okay So
how can you introduce yourself?
he said, bit more excited as a How do you do?
I miss World
I know I'm your boyfriend.
I'm supposed to say this, but holy.
You are so beautiful.
Like you don't even understand.
You. I'm.
I'm mixed.
Look.
Oh, look at me.
So when I ask you a question, answer into the camera.
So look at me for the question.
Yes. So, for example,
and then maybe do that awkward, like sitting up in your chair.
So, like, you know, you have to sit properly kind of thing
because, you know, it's for an interview.
Oh, hey, Miss World,
Vietnam, what's your favorite genre of movie?
So I want you to say for this,
hmm, I like horror movies
or horror films
for that. Just.
Just practice. No.
Oh, I like horror film for this.
Could you maybe, like, with your hair and I.
You're looking for the answer.
Like, Oh, I like horror films like that.
Just to practice it.
Oh, I like, Oh, yeah.
Movies keep the, like, real straight.
Like horror films.
Oh, I like horror film.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, what's up,
Hamis World, Vietnam.
What's your favorite genre of movie?
Oh, I'm like, first for
one more time.
I'm more emphasis on horror films.
Hey, Miss World, Vietnam,
What's your favorite genre of movie?
Oh, I like horror film.
Perfect.
But keep looking down the thing.
Yeah.
When you when you finished, you looked to me like,
Hey, Miss World, Vietnam, what's your favorite genre of movie?
Oh, I like horror film.
It's horror films.
Films.
movies.
Which celebrity do you think is handsome for this?
You're going to say
Prince Harry.
Tell me.
Screams.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, it's instead of E, it's headed, heading,
heading.
Which celebrity do you think is handsome
Prince?
Lucky to k Um.
Prince headed.
But so you're very confident because you don't really know what you're doing.
That's the idea.
See, like, Oh, Prince head like that vibe.
Don't you have to copy me?
Just that vibe.
Which celebrity be smiley?
Which celebrity do you think is handsome?
Oh, Prince. Heading,
headed, heading.
One more time. Prince headed.
Prince heading.
That it Big smiles.
Which celebrity do you think is handsome?
Please. Hey,
Nice for this one.
I a say, what's your fave?
What is Miss World Vietnam's favorite food
And then you going to say, oh,
blueberry muffin. Mm.
Okay.
Hey, what big smiles.
What is Miss World Vietnam's favorite food?
Blueberry muffin.
Give me a flourish.
Is a blueberry muffin.
Blueberry muffin.
Blueberry muffin. Oh, sorry.
Blueberry, blueberry, blueberry muffin, blueberry
muffin, blueberry muffin,
blueberry muffin.
But don't look at me.
Look at this
What is For this next one, you're going to say,
oh, they're jolly, pretty,
jolly pretty, jolly, pretty,
pretty, pretty, pretty jolly,
pretty jolly, pretty nice.
So the question is,
Hey, this about Vietnam?
What do you think of your competitors this year?
Oh, jolly pretty.
Maybe we
should emphasize that I think they're all jolly.
Pretty.
They? That
back.
Okay, So what do you think of your competitors this year?
They all are jolly pretty
baby.
So cute.
Only couple can't handle this.
Okay, one more time.
Jolly pretty. Johnny.
They're all jolly, pretty, pretty.
Give me.
They're all jolly, pretty, All jolly, pretty, jolly, pretty,
pretty jolly, pretty.
Hey, sorry, My English.
Maybe it's good. Maybe it's good.
Hey, what do you think of your competitors this year?
They all jolly, pretty.
Give him more of a space like you.
Think about it.
They're all jolly. Pretty.
So slow it down.
They all jolly, pretty
like that.
That was perfect.
Okay,
I think they're all jolly.
Pretty
like I think they're all jolly.
Pretty Be very.
perfect nailed it.
Now this time,
look at me and say one would like to use the loo.
Would that be jolly good.
So one would like to use the loo.
Oh my goodness.
Even better than I thought.
Yeah.
So you're actually asking in the interview,
So you're asking for a break.
So don't worry about the camera.
You're trying to impress me though.
Still. So.
Oh one. Would you like to use the loo?
Would that be jolly good?
Say it slower and more unsure of yourself like
oh one would like to do to be
jolly could make something a001.
And then you say, okay, great.
And then you gasp.
Okay.
So women like to use the loo, but that be jolly good here.
Fine. Okay, great.
And then you get up. Okay? Yeah.
cake.
Good.
Nice.
And as
soon as you sit down, can you just say wipe your hands on your dress
like they're wet?
So now I'm going to say.
What's been your favorite gift from your what's been your favorite gift?
And then you say, I love getting flowers from all my fans.
So you mess up fans. You say fans.
And then I from off camera, I say fans
and the fans.
So I say, What's been your favorite gift?
Oh, I love getting flowers from my fans.
Try that.
Oh, I like getting flowers for my fans.
Fans, Fans for its fans.
Fans love it.
Let's try that again.
Oh, I like getting flowers for my fans.
Flowers, flash floods,
floods from my fans, my fans,
whole thing.
I love getting flowers for my fans.
Oh, I love getting flowers with flowers.
Oh, I love getting flowers from my fans.
It's fans. Fans
that perfect.
Okay, just try the whole thing.
Nice.
I'm going to be a bit faster between my fans and your fans
Should be faster.
Thanks.
Um, give it a second.
Like you're thinking about it. Like,
Oh, I love getting flowers for my fans, so slow it down a bit.
Okay.
What's been your favorite Miss
I That's perfect.
Oh, okay.
And then now it's the final one.
Boo. I'm.
I'm going to say,
what do you think is better if I say,
What do you like to do to relax?
In which case you would say, I.
I used to like bubble tea
with mayonnaise, but lately I'm too busy, so my friends drink without me
or I.
I used to.
I used to like sleeping fun and drinking milk tea with mayonnaise.
But lately m too busy for some of my friends.
Go without me
or the other one.
It could be.
So who else is famous from your hometown?
In this option, you could say, Uh, just me, I think.
Wait, no, no.
I don't mean like I think I'm famous.
I just mean.
And then it cuts halfway
between the bubble tea, man.
Let's do that, then.
So I'm going to choose.
Okay, So what do you like to eat?
Final question.
What you like to do to relax.
So you're going to say, Hmm, I,
I like to sleep, have fun and drink milk tea with, mayonnaise.
But lately I'm too busy, so my friends go without me.
That's not funny.
That's just sad.
Yeah.
I mean, I was know.
Oh, like I used to like our friends and
what people get it if you just say bubble tea.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
When?
How about, like, when I had time?
Well, what do you think?
Because again, I don't want to, like, make fun of her, but
just make the reference.
You say I use them like I used to like to hang out with friends
and go out to drink coffee, tea,
or like I, I used the Eastern
like to get up to two friends
and like,
I like to, to chat with friends for drinking tea.
But since, you know, since
I'm much more now,
I can no longer do.
Okay, so in that case, you're just going to say
before this
competition I would have a jolly good time with my friends and bubble
tea with mayonnaise, but
I don't know that that's fine.
Yeah, we just cut mayonnaise.
Fucking stupid and funny. Yeah.
Before this competition, I would have a jolly good time
with my friends and bubble tea with mayonnaise.
Okay.
Before this competition, I have a jolly good time
with my friends drinking bubble tea in my name.
So this time you.
You don't.
You've just tried to put in the word mayonnaise.
It doesn't belong in this sentence, but you just wanted to say it to sound posh.
So, um,
before this competition, I had a jolly good time
with my friends and bubble tea with mayonnaise.
So you've just thought of adding mayonnaise?
Try it.
Before this competition,
I had a jolly good time with my friends,
with property and property, with my name.
Mayonnaise and
mayonnaise. Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise. Perfect.
And give a hand flourish.
It is like with mayonnaise thing.
So give me the whole thing again.
Before this competition,
I had a jolly good time with friends,
bubble tea and my name.
Yes, that's the perfect answer.
Yeah, that.
But also remember with Jolly good.
Jolly, jolly, jolly.
Yeah.
Take Jolene, Jolene,
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene.
That I think.
Yeah, okay, so.
Okay, final question, Ms..
Van. So.
Nailed it.
I just want to get one more angle and we're done.
so if you're like the
if this is your Vogue interview, imagine it's your actual Vogue interview.
And they chose to do it in their salon.
What would you want them
interviewing you doing,
getting your nails done?
Maybe
applying, huh?
Putting makeup.
Can we do that?
And you just pretend.
Of course. Go back.
Okay.
He's got.
Oh, wait.
Sorry.
Before we do that, I need to get close ups of you and.
Okay,
baby, can you look at yourself in the mirror
and say,
I'm just going to give you a list and you're just going to say them
to yourself in the mirror?
Okay.
Can you
can you say to yourself, put the makeup down a bit?
We're not doing that just yet.
Sorry, but
can you can you look at yourself to the
should I say, with a posh British accent for this interview?
don't want them to say, oh, she's dumb, her voice is fine.
I don't want they just
I don't want them to say she's dumb
or her voice thing.
Well,
instead of that, say,
perfect.
And then
shit I BBC accent or upper up accent
should in the BBC accent or for our kids.
Can you say more like your think like
should I learn the BBC accent or upper upper accent?
Like you're really really struggling with this decision.
next one
Perfect. Um,
How do you do it?
You how do you.
So just only stay looking at you.
Don't.
Don't look at me. Just
How did you do?
get a bit silly with it as well.
How would you do.
How do you how do you
how do you.
The second room is perfect.
I miss that one. Baby is so good. It is
so good. Um.
Be fixing your hair
or tiara and say like what?
Cat, cat.
I keep looking
The cat in the hat.
And the next one.
Very good.
Right.
Get in the next one.
Remember, it's that rare.
Very, very good.
Right. And again.
Right.
Good.
Thank.
Okay.
Mirror, mirror.
Keep looking at you.
I want to watch a horror film.
I want to go on a horror film.
I want to library
And this time let Levitra, Levitra.
Don't look at me.
grab a blueberry.
I'm just say look at it.
Look,
hold it hold it up like this.
A blueberry. you.
Oh, I got it, baby.
Well, I mean, this
now. Excuse me.
I need to use the loo.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
I need to use a new only looking at you.
Don't look at me.
Excuse me.
I need to use the loo.
and then lavatory.
And then turn that way to say.
Can I use say, can I just say washroom?
So lavatory, can I just say washroom?
and then. Yes.
God damn it, I don't want to get second place.
Next on floor fa
So instead of play
Oh, excuse.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, may I have some men? Is.
Oh, really.
Oh, can you hear some may.
Oh really. That's ridiculous.
This people talk like that normally.
Nice one. More time.
Oh can I have some men is like that.
Many of us are ridiculous.
Does people talk like that.
Do people talk like that.
Can you emphasize the word ridiculous?
That sounds ridiculous.
Those are ridiculous people to know.
Okay.
Yeah. Perfect.
Okay, so now the real interview
first part.
Oh, yeah.
So I want to get some stuff before I forget, and I will let you get
some stylish shots of my do. But