- T minus two days until vacation.
There's a lot to do.
Okay, dresses for nighttime, shorts for daytime.
I gotta get my list ready.
Yay, vacation.
Penn, we're leaving in 10 minutes.
- Yeah, I know.
Ready.
- You know at first, I had to actually do the laundry,
so I know what clothes I have to pack.
I have to see them, to lay them all out,
so gotta get the laundry started.
- (sniffing) It's okay.
- Okay kids, this is the year
you're gonna pack for yourself for vacation.
I totally trust you.
I'm just gonna check it over real quick.
Okay, let's just see what you've packed
for a five day trip to Florida.
17 sports jerseys, a single sock, a book about Roblox.
A toothbrush with a Lego stuck to it.
An entire jar of peanut butter, with a spoon.
You know, we will stop for meals on this trip,
but I love that you're ready.
Good for you.
No shoes, no underwear, or toothpaste.
You know what?
It's fine, I'll do it.
- Hey Penn Charles.
- [Penn Charles] What?
- Did you pack yet?
- [Penn Charles] Yeah.
- Is their underwear in your suitcase?
- [Penn Charles] I mean, I'm wearing some.
- Sounds good.
- Hey, I just have to run to the store
to grab a few things for our trip.
Mini shampoo, conditioner, sunscreen, bug spray,
some gum probably right?
More snacks, can never have enough snacks.
A smaller suitcase to fit in a bigger suitcase,
in case we bring things back.
I already have 27 hats,
but just one more vacation hat, right?
Okay, be back in like four to seven hours.
- Oh, I'm out of deodorant.
They have stores down there, right?
Yeah, I'll just buy one there.
(luggage banging into car)
- Honey, there's no way we're gonna fit all this stuff.
I can't, we've got too much.
We're gonna have to get one of those overhead racks,
or maybe just two cars, maybe three.
This car is not built for this much stuff.
- What do you mean this won't fit?
Look, I've played a thousand hours of Tetris.
I was made for this moment.
(thrilling piano music)
We got tons of space.
You got any more bags?
Wanna bring a, I dunno, a raft or something.
You know where that is, babe?
That's a new high score.
- Okay, I've cleaned the house.
I mean, nobody wants to come back from vacation
to a messy house.
The neighbors are gonna bring in the trash cans.
The kid across the street's gonna mow our lawn.
The dog sitter's gonna be here in 20 minutes,
and I have the dog schedule printed out.
7:00 AM meal time, 7:30, poop time.
Eight o'clock walk.
She needs a good walk to start the day.
And I've stopped our mail.
Ready to go.
- Ooh, I left the attic light on.
I think I left the back door unlocked.
You know what?
No one ever goes back there.
It'll be fine.
- Five day trip.
Okay, five books or six?
Who needs electronics?
- All right, so I got my computer charger,
my phone charger, my Apple watch charger,
my extra phone charger, my iPad charger,
my portable battery, my bedside desktop charger.
And then this, I don't know what this is,
but we're probably gonna need this.
Honey, is their a wifi reliable?
I'm gonna get a hotspot.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
I forgot my sunglasses.
These are my car sunglasses.
I need my beach sunglasses.
I do not care that we're an hour into the trip,
we need to turn around right now.
We'll make up the time somewhere.
Let's, turn around.
- Oh crap, I forgot to put on contacts,
and I didn't pack any.
We could go back.
I mean, I'm on my street.
Nope, you know what?
We've gone too far, can't mess up our ETA.
You know, we're fine.
Just like, honey, tell me if there's a car getting close to,
you're already asl-.
Well, I guess it's just me.
Road trip!
- Penn takes it as a personal challenge
to fit as many things, like Tetris style in to the car,
to the point where he's just waiting,
the entire time I'm packing.
He's just waiting for me to load.
And then it does make my life easier.
I lack the spatial awareness chip.
So literally, like a beach bag and a basketball.
I'm like, "We're done, we need to rent a U-Haul.
I can't fit anything else."
So.
- You've also done everything else to this point, right?
Like you packed everything else.
I've done very little.
When you pack, like one thing,
so your blind spot might be this,
my blind spot, and I think a lot of guys blind spots
is that you're not just packing for yourself.
You're packing for like family,
and also for individuals who aren't able to pack,
because they forget everything.
So this is my little thing.
My little thing takes three seconds,
and I take credit for hours and hours of efficiency.
- Yeah, so when a mom,
so in our home, and this is just our home,
I make sure things are packed, like underwear.
- Grandpa.
- And he does that.
Anyway, how's packing going in your house?
So you're goin' anywhere fun this summer?
Let us know.
- What are you doing?
- Posing.
- Okay. (chuckles)
- Travel-sized pampoo, sampoo?
Travel-sized sham-
(Producer laughing)
Travel-sized shampoo.
- [Producer] That's a hard thing to say.
- That's a hard thing to say.
Travel-sized sham-
(Producer giggling)
Travel-sized.
- [Producer] Mini, mini-sized shampoo.
- Mini.
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