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so the golden clubs were last week and
to be honest i'm kind of having a rough
time because
none of my favorite shows were nominated
yeah the queen's gambit was very good
but ridiculousness is on its 20th season
and they've never won anything and then
i was gonna make a joke about
a different mtv show but ridiculousness
is the only thing that ever plays on
that channel so that's all i got
apparently the only way to watch
other mtv shows is on youtube or
snapchat because that's where i found
out about my new favorite show
ghosted
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that's really cool if you haven't seen
it yet it's very much in the same vein
as catfish except with sort of the
inverse premise so rather than people
confronting someone they talked to
online but never
met it's people who have dated until one
of them inexplicably
up and left and the other one wants to
know why but it's a very similar show
which is good because catfish is pretty
entertaining even though every episode
is kind of exactly the same
all right so i've been talking to this
girl online for
going on nine years now and i'm starting
to get
a little suspicious every time i ask her
to do a video call
she'll say that her internet's not
working even if she's out of the house
or she'll say that her phone always
catches on fire when she facetimes and
she doesn't want to burn her hands again
which i understand uh what does she look
like is she pretty oh my god
most gorgeous girl i've ever seen she
has this beautiful
long blonde short black hair
sometimes her eyes are green sometimes
they're brown it's like she's four
different girls and the fact that i get
to date all of them
makes me the luckiest guy in the world
did you notice all these pictures have
watermarks on them yeah
i did see that i i think it's um
you know how when you get professional
photography done they'll send you like
sample photos before you pay the full
amount
i think she's just smart with her money
and never pays full price for pictures
and if i'm being honest that's the kind
of financial responsibility i need in my
life right now because i have a
crippling furniture addiction yeah you
do have a lot of chairs in here
i noticed hey so you said you were
getting suspicious is there any
particular reason why no not really
okay well i guess she has been doing
this weird prank lately where she'll
text me like hey
i'm so sorry i have to come clean i
can't believe i lied to you for nine
years
i'm actually a little boy named fred and
i wanted to stop but you're just so
gullible i couldn't find a way to
i don't really get what the joke is but
she's so
funny she actually sent me some of her
stand up last month you know what your
breath smells like
that's jeff dunham no no no she's the
puppet the other thing that ghosted is
really similar to is that radio show
that danny made a video about the one
where people call in like i had a great
time with this girl but then
i never heard from her again i don't
know what happened and then they tracked
down the girl and she's like yeah you
literally shot me with a gun that night
of course i'm not gonna call you back
and he's like man nice guys really do
finish last so now that i've spent one
hour setting it up let me just show you
some clips from the show when this
episode of ghosted love going missing
travis and rachel are helping ross
figure out why his girlfriend of six
months
up and left with no warning with no
warning that's an important detail to
remember for later
he was totally blindsided by this has no
idea why she would leave you met at this
event
cinderella what is that it's a
millennial dating game
they put all of our profiles on the
projector it was like me
this other nondescript dude and then a
really hot guy
so you know she picked him his name's
brian
i didn't get a chance to get her number
we did lock eyes so
i said like in my head like i'm not
giving up did you see how quickly his
face shifted in like the creepiest way
i did get in touch with the guy who runs
cinderella and has the email list
so yeah i got her an email what did the
email say hey
jordan i don't know if you remember me
but do you think that we could go
get coffee hey jordan i'm the guy who
looked at you do you remember that
i remember that i'll never forget it hey
why did you pick brian
is it cause he's hot i don't think he's
that hot i only said that for tv
will you get coffee with me i need to
look at you again i'm free every day at
3am please respond right now her
response was yes things seemed to be
going well but ross kept a big part of
his life from jordan did she
ever go to one of your stand-up shows no
she's never been to one of your stand-up
shows because it's kind of like
emasculating when you bomb that's
another detail to remember uh
she never saw his stand up but according
to him it was because he was embarrassed
not for
any other reason jordan is actually
openly bisexual and i'm kind of
just half a virgin still i'm i'm just
like kind of plain
he's half a virgin
which hat no one really called me daddy
did she call you daddy she did yeah
yeah how did she respond to that i said
yeah i'm your daddy
yeah you're my daughter uh i had sex
with your mom last night
things were going great but then out of
nowhere she ghosted him
because that's what the show's about
then i looked on her social media
i realized she blocked me i love the way
this clip is randomly edited
i'm i'm ready i'm ready amazon gonna be
all right i might puke but i'm ready
i'll do that thank you
thank you i was totally gonna barf if
you didn't tell me not to
like in the past nine months i can't
find somebody who measures up to her
wait nine months they only dated for six
you gotta let this go man more time has
passed since the relationship than the
length of the relationship
it's time to move on i think that's
what's weird about a lot of these
episodes is that at this point
the people who've been ghosted are
essentially stalking their ex
but they've hit a dead end so the mtv
crew comes in to be like
hey we can help with that we have a team
of world-class detectives and we're
going to track down the person who's
made it clear they want nothing to do
with you
so we can force them to tell us why they
want nothing to do with you ross gave us
jordan's cell phone number and social
media handles
even though he's blocked from contacting
her we're not technically anyone that's
not ross can contact her
here's her phone number you can call her
if you want we're not going to stop you
please record your message
oh straight to voicemail which is weird
because i always pick up when an unknown
number calls me since that was a dead
end they start stalking her facebook and
they get in contact with her old friend
holly who spills some beans so you've
known her
while she dated ross who's ross
wow you've never heard of a ross you
mentioned a mckenna
who's mckenna it was the girl that
jordan was seeing for a little bit
wow so then after reaching out to all of
the people in her life
jordan finally answers the phone when
they call and she sounds
so uncomfortable i had a really good
reason for ghosting him so
that's really all i have to do look you
don't need to tell us that can be
totally between you two we just we just
want to know if you're open to sitting
down with him
i ross has kind of been left in the dark
okay okay fine fine oh my god
leave this poor girl alone it's been
nine months she's dating someone else
i mean travis and rachel for the win
she sounds traumatized ross wouldn't
take no for an answer
so neither would we now you can find
pretty long clips from these shows on
youtube but i realize that the full
episodes are like three times as long
there's entire subplots they cut out for
one apparently they went to talk to the
guy who put together the tenderella
event and he reveals
that he hooked up with jordan that night
i took her home actually thank you so
much which as we know based on their
timeline was two weeks before ross and
her started dating so i don't know
why he gets so upset by that and he took
her home
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so i guess she wasn't half a virgin
anyway now it's time for the big totally
not
awkward confrontation i love the
juxtaposition between these over-the-top
action movie sound effects and his
squeaky little voice
okay jordan i love you
in my heart i still feel for you
obviously
but then like i hear that you're in
another relationship already
with a girly mckenna
i heard you have another friend named
holly and then i found out that you have
a dog named riskers
and he told me you have a job at staples
i told you about
my dad and you knew about all that stuff
that
he wasn't in my life that he walked out
when i was four i
don't really like talking about that it
really is hard for me
that's why i came on the show to tell
everyone in the world about it the real
reason i ghosted you
was because
the stuff you were saying about me was
honestly so disrespectful
um what what i have never
said anything but this is my first time
talking are you kidding me why would you
ever think that
i mean i've proved so
i mean you have proof you wouldn't show
me any of your comedy stuff at all
so i found out about one of your shows
and i snuck in
the stuff you were saying about me was
so just
not okay at all i might have like a few
jokes about you but i never
put your personal life on blast or
anything like that like
can i please show them the video yeah
you can show yeah
we're going to come over there we want
to watch it as well hell yes you can
show them the video we're going to come
to
grab the camera i have this new
girlfriend man
and she's like crazy she's like teaching
me all this stuff like 71 like 69 with
two fingers
she's gonna be the french manager of my
spank bang forever
the only thing is uh she calls me daddy
it's like that's a lot of responsibility
get the girls i really want like thank
you for
teaching me all these things
oh my god his face his
face while they're watching that so i've
been dating this girl lately man and she
is stinky
her teeth stink and her hair stinks and
her
face stinks her feet stink and her mouth
stinks
and her apartment stinks and her car
stinks and her
family stinks but all that that you're
saying about me
comes from all this deep baggage that i
have to live with and yeah you can just
make jokes about it but i don't get to
do that
you were making jokes about how our sex
life is really crazy and i'm really
experienced
oh my god it's a joke though
you're making it worse dude this is it
this is why the past nine months i've
been sitting like racking my brain
wondering
what am i missing in my idiot and it's
about this my
stand up
sorry
babe it's okay brian can't hurt you
anymore
wait are you crying about me
i wanna give her a hug right now
i wanna uh lose the other half of my
virginity right now would that be okay
i guess this thing kind of backfired huh
how do you feel
strange it's not what i expected
i don't know what i want i don't know
it's like if a girl can't support my
comedy career that i hid from her
because i was using her personal life to
come up with all my jokes what's even
the point of
having a girlfriend here we can walk
just away from the camera a little
bit just give you a second hey come on
let's move away from the cameras we can
go up there and stand in front of some
different cameras
that you love me and all this stuff one
day and then the next day you're making
jokes about
really intimate details of our sex life
so it's just
wait there's a butt but what
i mean i still love him she does and you
could have her
he can she loves me and i love her why
will they make up they might make up i
swear to god if they
end up back together i just wish you'd
asked me
first before doing that yeah that's kind
of
all he had to do was be like hey can i
say these jokes oh you don't want me to
that's fine so this is where the show
really goes from dumb to stupid it
starts off as this somewhat interesting
although
super invasive investigation and then
slowly turns into this [ __ ]
game show where they're sitting in this
black and white studio
and then they text each other one last
time to let them know if they're in or
out russ
what was your decision i decided to
ghost oh that's a surprise
after hearing the reason why you ghosted
me
kind of changed the way i felt for the
past nine months like i said i'm sorry
for what i did
but i thought that we had a pretty open
line of communication
i would rather have a relationship where
if i do mess up like that we could talk
about it
wait not to take this show too seriously
or anything but
wouldn't a good line of communication
include him
telling her about the jokes in the first
place yes it's true i cheated on you
upwards of 40 times but when you found
out about it
you just left you didn't even talk to me
first you're not very good at
relationships are you
jordan what did you decide i decided
to ghost
jordan can you please explain your
decision no at the very end of the show
they call them a few months later
to check in on them and see how they're
doing that whole thing just made me
realize that i just need to make sure i
can trust the person
i'm with before disclosing all that
personal stuff what else did you learn
from that experience
yeah was there anything else that uh
maybe we
taught you or ghosting is probably not
the best
there we go there we go yeah that's what
i thought i uh
think you learned your lesson oh yeah
absolutely i'm not doing that again
one and done that's good to hear because
uh if you do try to go somewhere again
we will track you down and make you talk
to them we'll call everyone you've ever
known to get your phone number if that's
what we have to do
and then we'll sit you down in a
warehouse and not let you leave until
you're done crying
and there's nothing weird about that
this is not a bad
show i've watched a few episodes and
that's definitely the best one to go in
depth on
i will say though one of the recent
episodes was pretty good too so in this
one she explains how she moved in
to this like meditation house with 50
people
and then invited her girlfriend to live
there too but things went
south and then i ended up moving in
there
ree shows up perfect now i have a sister
to share all of this with i went
to her room and all her stuff was gone
her bedroom was wiped clean
i've called her i've texted her reached
out on social media
no response yeah if i had to guess and
i'm just speculating here
it might be because you joined a cult
and then when she realized that she was
like bye
so that's mtv's ghosted in a nutshell uh
would i recommend it
no not at all but if you do want to give
it a shot
just be prepared to go into it with this
mindset am i puke but i'm ready
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releasing an apology video for not
releasing the video i had promised after
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