You're such a prankster.
You love to- >> Mm-hm.
>> And you're like excellent at it.
You're probably- >> I work at it.
I work at it. >> Yeah, you work hard.
>> Sure. >> They're intricate, detailed and
long pranks.
>> Mm-hm.
>> Do you pull pranks on her?
>> No, no, no, no, no.
>> [LAUGH] >> No.
She tries war criminals.
I could end up in the Hague somehow.
>> Uh-huh.
[LAUGH] So you don't scare her, or do anything like that?
>> No, I wouldn't do that.
>> Would she do that to you?
>> No, I think that we have a peaceful detente when it comes to that.
I've given it up.
I've hung up my hat.
>> Really? >> I want other people to do it and
have the joy of watching people scream.
>> It's fun to do.
>> It is, I know.
You're gonna have somebody jump out.
>> No, no I'm not gonna do it to you, cuz I want you to come back.
>> Yeah. >> Cuz-
>> You know I've even planned it out.
I'll tell you what.
Cuz I've seen you have people jump out
and- >> Yeah, right.
>> Aah!
>> Right.
>> And I'd already planned
out my reaction.
>> Good, then let me pretend to scare you.
>> Okay, ready.
>> Aah! >> [LAUGH] Aah!
>> That's horrible.
>> Yeah.
>> That's horrible!
>> That's what you would've get.
You would get full heart attack mode.
Where I'd be like [LAUGH] >> Yeah, I was ready.
I thought it through.
I have to think evil.
>> Now I'm scared to scare anybody because now they'll see that and
they'll do the same thing.
>> Not a bad move.
>> Yeah >> Think about it.
>> Hey, are you going to invite me to any other events?
>> Sure, which one?
>> Anything.
>> Yeah, well today is my wife's birthday.
>> Happy birthday Amal.
Happy birthday.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> Yeah, happy birthday.
>> What are you doing?
>> Well, after this I go back and I'm gonna cook dinner, and
we're gonna have just the two of us for dinner, but why don't you come?
>> Okay. >> Just the three of us.
>> If you think that'd be a good idea.
>> I think it's fine.
>> She's gonna be jealous.
>> Yeah.
>> [LAUGH] >> But
I think that's sweet that you're just gonna go home and do that.
So Hail Caesar is the new Cohen brothers movie, and tell everyone what it is about.
>> It's basically a walk through 1950s Hollywood with
insanely funny, I mean, Channing Tatum does
a tap dance routine that's one of the funniest things you've ever seen.
>> It's very, very, funny and you've shot here on the lot and
you were in this outfit all the time.
>> Yep, that was fun to walk to the commissary.
>> [LAUGH] >> But I mean,
the tour carts must have been, did they know it was you?
Could they tell?
>> Yeah well, you've seen these tour carts, they're the worst,
cuz they talk to about you while you're standing there.
>> [LAUGH] >> Right?
>> And if you looked to your left you'll see George Clooney who destroyed
the Bat franchise for a period of time.
>> [LAUGH] >> Right?
And you're just like hey, really look stupid in that leather dress he's wearing,
and that yeah, they talk about you.
>> Yeah, that is an impressive helmet that you're wearing.
I know you ride motorcycles, and I think I want you to be fashionable and
safe, so I have a new motorcycle helmet for you.
>> You do? >> I do.
I bet you can't guess what it looks like.
>> I have a feeling- >> [APPLAUSE]
>> Yeah, this is going on.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> That's right.
You know I won't get stopped by the police at all.
>> They won't know who you are.
>> No. >> No.
>> No no.
I can clean it.
I can clean my bike too as I go.