Starting, starting on September 25,
The Daily Show will be followed by a new program
which we're able to give you an exclusive sneak peek at tonight.
Joining us is Jordan Klepper, everybody!
(cheering and applause)
Live from the studio of his new show,
The Opposition!
Thank you, Trevor!
Uh, I am no longer Jordan Klepper of The Daily Show.
I am now Jordan Klepper of The Opposition.
And allow me to expose the first lie.
This is not my studio.
This is simply a big green screen
set up to project big fat lies behind my big fat head.
See? You can digitally insert any background of your choosing.
Benghazi, the Kremlin,
the White House.
These are the fabrications you, Trevor Noah,
force-feed down your audience's pie hole.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jordan, Jordan, you...
Dude, you told me to introduce you from your studio.
-Yeah, that is true, and you fell for it. -(laughter)
It just shows how easily you
and the mainstream media can be manipulated.
I gotcha. (laughs)
-Also, thank you for trusting me. -(laughter)
Now, allow me to expose a second lie.
-Trevor? -Dude, come on. Don't-don't...
-Trevor? -Don't. No.
-Trevor? -Don't.
-Don't. -Aha!
Oh, man, this is... this is...
We were here this whole time only feet apart.
You see, here's what I plan to do on my new show.
I want to expose the greedy globalists
who chase power and money.
I also want to get more Twitter followers and build my brand.
So, in a way, I'm looking to expose myself.
Expose yourself?
Didn't-didn't you get arrested for that once?
Ha! Questioned, Trevor. Never arrested.
But I'm free now,
and I'll be much more dangerous on my own show.
Get acquainted with Jordan the Barbarian.
This is #war.
Dude, you just sounded like Steve Bannon.
-(laughter) -Well, maybe so, Trevor,
because I'm more dangerous on the outside.
I've got my hands back on my weapon.
You-you got questioned for that, too, didn't you?
Yes, that... now, that...
-that I got arrested for. -(laughter)
Trevor, I've been on this show for over three years,
pedaling liberal talking points day in and day out,
but then, a few months ago, I had two stark realizations.
One: I'd been living in a bubble,
and two: I didn't have my own show.
(laughter)
I can't believe how naive I was before I took the red pill.
Oh, you mean like the red pill that Neo takes in The Matrix
-to help him see the real world. -What? No. (laughs)
I mean, the red pill I found in Roy's dressing room.
(laughter)
It's really opened my eyes and, uh, dried up my mouth.
(laughter)
I think that's Molly?
No. I told you it was Roy, Trevor.
(laughs)
-I... -(laughter)
(applause)
And he got his own show.
(laughter)
See, I could finally see
how out of control our society had become.
Just look at this week.
They want to take down Confederate statues.
Now they want to take down Columbus's.
What's next, Trevor? We're going to reflect
on our history and then learn from it? (laughs)
Well, actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.
No, you're a slippery slope, Trevor!
I'm not going to stand by
while Barack Obama continues to run things
-from a shadow government bunker in Kenya. -Jordan...
Jordan, Barack Obama is not running the country anymore.
-Donald Trump is. -(laughing): Oh, interesting.
Then, uh, tell me why there's still Obamacare,
no wall on the border,
and all the same Obama era economic growth?
Ha, ha! Gotcha!
Jordan, I'm not gonna lie.
This all sounds a little fringe, man.
It is fringe.
Reality check-- that's where everybody lives now.
It's where opinions, policies and realities are born.
On my new show, I represent the outsiders, the underdogs,
like the billionaire TV-star president.
The Opposition starts Monday September 25 at 11:30.
Trevor, come with me into the light.
I'm-I'm not gonna join you, no.
-I... -(laughing): What?
Jordan, I-I have a job.
(laughter)
So be it, old friend.
I guess this is good-bye forever.
For... like forever forever?
Well, forever...
I mean, I might swing by a few more times to plug
-the show, you know, for... -(laughter)
Corporate synergy is important,
but just because I'm a lone wolf
doesn't mean I can't be a team player.
(laughter)
-Jordan Klepper, everyone. -(cheers and applause)