- I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
I'M HAVING A ROUGH MONDAY.
YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS,
EVERYTHING GOES WRONG?
OKAY.
THAT'S TODAY FOR ME.
PLEASE LISTEN AS I BRING YOU DOWN.
FIRST I WOKE UP,
AND THEN I WENT TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE COFFEE.
AND I DO IT EVERY MORNING,
AND THE COFFEE MACHINE WAS BROKEN.
AND SO I THOUGHT, FINE, I'LL HAVE VODKA.
AND SO...
WELL, IT'S THE OLD SAYING, IF LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS,
MAKE LIMONCELLO.
AND SO I WALKED INTO MY LIVING ROOM
AND I SAW ONE OF MY CATS CHARLIE
HAD THROWN UP ON THE RUG.
AND LET'S JUST SAY,
WE DON'T GOT NO RUGS FROM IKEA IN MY HOUSE.
SO...
I'M ON THE FLOOR CLEANING UP THE--
YOU KNOW, AND LOOK, I'M A COVER GIRL,
FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.
THERE I AM ON THE FLOOR
CLEANING UP HAIRBALLS.
AND ONCE I FINISHED THAT,
I NOTICED THAT THERE WAS SAP ALL OVER THE FLOOR
FROM ONE OF OUR TREES,
AND THAT'S A PROBLEM WHEN YOU LIVE IN A BIODOME,
AS I DO.
AND SO I CLEANED THAT UP,
AND THEN I WENT BACK INTO THE KITCHEN.
I DECIDED, LET ME GIVE THE COFFEE MACHINE ANOTHER TRY.
AND IT WORKED.
APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO TURN IT ON.
AND SO--
SO THE COFFEE CAME OUT OF THE MACHINE,
AND I GET MY COFFEE,
AND I START TO GET READY FOR WORK.
I TURN, BUT I KIND OF STEP BACKWARDS
AND DIDN'T SEE MY SAME CAT CHARLIE BEHIND ME,
SO I KIND OF TRIPPED OVER CHARLIE.
KIND OF--I DIDN'T FALL,
BUT THE COFFEE WENT EVERYWHERE.
SO I HAD TO STOP CHARLIE FROM LICKING UP THE COFFEE
WHILE I LICKED THE COFFEE UP,
BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, IT WAS PRECIOUS TO ME.
AND FINALLY I LEFT THE HOUSE.
I'M DRIVING TO WORK,
AND I WAS JUST SURPRISED.
PEOPLE ON THE ROAD ARE JUST NICE,
YOU KNOW, FOR A CHANGE.
EVERYBODY IS, LIKE, LETTING ME IN
AND HONKING AND PULLING ALONGSIDE.
AND I'M LIKE, THAT'S SO SWEET,
AND THEN I REALIZED I HAD FORGOTTEN TO GET DRESSED.
AND...
THAT PART'S NOT TRUE.
THAT'S NOT--I--
I FELT LIKE THE STORY WAS STARTING
TO LULL A LITTLE BIT, AND I WANTED TO EMBELLISH.
THE POINT IS, I KNOW THERE ARE GOING
TO BE DAYS WHEN THINGS DON'T GO AS PLANNED,
AND THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS REMEMBER THIS QUOTE:
"SURRENDER TO WHAT IS, LET GO OF WHAT WAS,
HAVE FAITH IN WHAT WILL BE."
AND THAT IS EITHER FROM THE BIBLE OR INSTAGRAM,
BUT EITHER WAY...
EITHER WAY, IT APPLIES.
SO IF YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY,
LET GO OF IT AND HELP ME SHAKE MINE OFF WITH THIS DANCE.