I'm putting a stop to this.
SpongeBob and Patrick have had enough!
[Wilhelm scream]
Now don't move it till I say--
[screaming]
Okay, it's on my foot. Now don't--
[screaming]
Okay.
[screaming]
[screaming] Ow!
SpongeBob, I told you not to move it until I say--
[screaming]
- Why do you keep moving it? - 'Cause you keep saying, "Ow!"
[screaming]
I don't need you. I can move it myself!
[muttering]
Wow, Squidward, you're so strong!
[loud crash]
Coming through!
[panting]
I wanna play, Daddy!
No, son. We're sports "fans".
We just watch.
And, time.
[panting]
Let's see those ankles.
[pulsating sound]
[gasps] Oh, yeah, those look bad.
I have an idea.
Really? What is?
Let's leave!
But the door is locked,
and the only way out is through the...
perfume department.
[dramatic sting]
Let's do it.
[gulps]
[panting]
[grunts]
[panting]
[coughing]
[gasps]
[coughing]
[retching]
[groaning]
[panting]
I always hate going in there.
Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.
Is this the part where we start kicking?
No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.
Kicking? Oh, I wanna do some kicking!
- [grunts] - Why, you...!
Why, I oughta...!
[fighting]
[Patrick screaming]
[sobbing]
[silence]
Whoever is the owner of the white sedan,
you left your lights on.
[playing trumpet notes]
[long trumpet note]
My leg!
[screams]
My leg!
[grunting]
My leg!
Hmm? My leg!
My leg!
My leg?!
My leg!
My leg...
My leg!
[chuckles]
That last one put my daughter through college.
For the Krusty Krab!
[grunting]
[gasping] Oh...!
[cheering] Yay!
Win this one because I told you to.
Because you told me to!
[grunting]
[cheering]
Fish sticks! Get your fish sticks here!
Do you hear me?!
Holy fish paste!
Get it off me! Get it off me!
[panting]
Don't you know how to work that thing?
Uh... I can do it.
[screaming]
[grunting]
[gargling]
[screaming intermittently]
Stop!
- A-ya-ya-ya-ya! - Whaa!
Ooh-wah!
- Bl-bl-bl-bl! - A-ya-ya-ya!
By the hammer of Odin, this be a new fighting style
my eyes have not yet seen.
I am bad! Oh, yeah! Whoo!
Doth thou tryeth to insult me?
Thou willst drink from the fountain of shame!
Pssh, did you hear that, Patrick?
I told you she zings like a squirrel.
Wha...? [shouting]
[laughing]
Good one, Medieval Sandy!
But can you handle my feet of fury?
Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah!
Wouldst thou like a little rub down?
[coughing]
[gasps]
[coughs]
[gasping]
You have bested me, yellow knight...
Strike quick and true, noble sponge...
I don't understand a word you just said.
[laughing]
Uh, Medieval Sandy? You don't look so good.
♪ Well, if you take your leg And you stick it in the air ♪
♪ And then you take The other one ♪
♪ And jam it right up there ♪
♪ You twist yourself around ♪
♪ And give a great big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Do the Sponge, Sponge ♪
♪ Do the Sponge ♪
♪ Bet your buns You're doing the Sponge ♪
♪ Well, now If you take your leg... ♪
♪ And you stick it in the air ♪
[screaming]
♪ And then you take The other one... ♪
♪ And you jam it right up... ♪
Meep-meep...
Get lost, pizza topping!
Can't you see I'm doing the Sponge?
♪ ... Big lunge ♪
♪ Now you're doing ♪
♪ Yeah, now you're doing The Sponge! ♪
♪ All right, now dance And do the Sponge, Sponge ♪
♪ Do the Sponge ♪
♪ Before you know You're taking the plunge ♪
♪ I say the Sponge, Sponge Oh, do the Sponge ♪
♪ Bet your buns you're doing ♪
I wanna be Dirty Dan!
What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
I'm dirty.
[grunts]
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan.
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
- Ow! - [grunts]
I'd say I'm Dirty Dan!
- Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan!
- [grunts] - I'm Dirty Dan!
- Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan!
- [grunts] - I'm Dirty Dan!
- [SpongeBob grunts] - I'm Dirty Dan!
[SpongeBob] I'm Dirty Dan!
[Patrick] I'm Dirty Dan!
- I'm Dirty Dan! - I'm Dirty Dan!
I'm Dirty Dan!
- Oh! - I'm Dirty Dan!
[screams]
Screaming will get you no--
[growling]
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?!
Uh... I am?
[screaming]
Patrick!
Hot wings.
I never thought I'd have to use this pepper spray!
[screams] Somebody help me!
Somebody help me!
Sorry, SpongeBob, but it was for your own good.
[panting]
Give me back my boat!
[panting]
[screaming]
You'd better stop this boat!
[grunts]
I'm... not... letting... go!
Nothing will stop me! Not even...
Giant clams?!
[grunting and shouting]
I'm... not... letting... go... even for...
[gasps] Cheese graters?!
No!
[screaming and grunting]
If you think I'll let go for a little...
Educational television?!
Oh, no!
[screaming]
Looks like that got rid of him. Now for some tunes!
And now back to KRUD,
with all of your personal
“You Won't Get Away With Stealing My Car!" hits.
[screaming]
[grunting and shouting]
Hey, look.
[screaming]
Oof! Oof! Arrgh!
I'd never let you have this boat!
Not even if you were...
[gasps] Mrs. Puff?
[flapping lips]
With your support,
we will send the hammer of the people's will
crashing through the windows
of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!
[cheering]
Wow, all this supporting is making me hungry.
Hey, everybody! Let's go get a Krabby Patty.
[shouting]
Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor
as long as they can get their instant gratification.
I think I can see our houses from here!
Where? I can't see 'em.
[screaming]
[both] Wow!
[laughing]
- Do it again! - What did you idiots do?!
Squidward, what are you doing in there?
You were suppose to keep watch!
Yeah, and you woke up the guard worm, too!
I didn't do it!
You blockheads woke... the... worm.
[screaming and tearing]
[roaring]
Nice worm.
Good, kind, gentle worm!
[excited rumbling]
[panting like a dog]
Oh, SpongeBob, he likes your wooden spoon.
Huh?
Wow, I think you're right, Patrick.
See if he plays catch.
Okay, see the stick, boy? Go get it, boy!
[barks]
Coast is clear. Squiddy, you are a genius.
Ouch. What the...?
Hey, I needed a wooden spoon.
I'll just keep it safe from harm in my back pocket.
And now for the mattress.
[chomping]
I should've guessed.
[screaming]
Freedom! Freedom!
[yelps] You'll never catch me!
[panting]
[laughing]
What?
Blasted exercise craze!
[screaming]
[buzzing]
Goodbye, friends!
I'm taking jelly off the menu.
He really got
[laughs]
[laughing]
Wow! Huh?
Yes! Yes!
Sicketh 'em, boy!
[roaring]
[screaming]
[panting]
Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee.
♪ There once was a dragon So handsome and smart ♪
♪ He let me go free For he had a big heart ♪
Everyone be-eth a critic.
Hi-ya!
Woo-woo-wah!
Hi-ya!
No, no, no, no!
[Patrick laughing]
[weapon cocking sound]
[shouting]
Ha, you missed me!
[SpongeBob shouting]
[groaning]
[slow-motion groaning]
[groaning]
[sighs]
[weapon cocking sound]
[SpongeBob shouting]
[groaning]
Score 1 for the boys back home!
Hey, Squidward, you want me to cast out over here
so you can watch me?
How about you cast out over there
so I can ignore you?
Okay.
[grunts] Hey, watch where you're swinging that...
SpongeBob, be careful with...
[screaming]
[mumbling]
Soo taka jaga zah!
[screaming]
Tobanga...
[chuckling]
[buzzing]
Ow.
Ha! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Mmh... A Krabby Patty...
[sniffing]
Ow!
- Squidward! - So long, SpongeLoser!
[laughing] Ow!
[laughing]
Ha-ha!
[laughing]
[Squidward groaning]
[grunting]
[groaning]
[grunting]
[humming]
[cuckoo call sound]
- Hello? - [SpongeBob] Hi-ya!
Hi-ya! Hi-ya!
Hi-ya-ha-hah!
Hah!
Nice try, SpongeBrain!
[panting]
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
[screaming]
[panting]
- Huh? - Hi-yah!
[panting]
You're gonna take back what you said!
[panting]
No!
Almost there...
[screams]
[screaming]
SpongeBob!
You've been messing with the bull!
Now here come the horns!
[grunting]
Sandy, no!
[in unison] Howdy, y'all!
Attention, attention! This just in!
A giant monster is attacking Bikini Bottom.
[screaming]
We did it, Patrick! We saved the city!
[crowd cheering]
[cheering]
[buzzing]
[grunting]
[screaming]