If I help you, do you promise to save my mother first?
But Lois and Jimmy....
Oh, but my mother comes first.
If you promise me, I'll believe you, because you always tell the truth.
I promise. I promise.
Why did you kiss me first?
It-- I didn't think you'd let me later.
Thank you, Miss Teschmacher.
Why is it I can't get it on with the good guys?
Stand aside now.
I wouldn't stay here, either.
MAN 1 [OVER RADIO]: Army bird still heading due east.
MAN 2: Navy bird still heading due west. - Losing radar contact.
Next radar contact in three seconds.
--Intercept both birds.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Army bird still headed east, sir.
Someone's trying to destroy Metropolis.
Uh, actually sir, it looks like it's headed for New Jersey.
Jersey? What the hell's in New Jersey?
[BEEPING]
MAN: Army bird gaining altitude. - Miss Teschmacher.
MAN 2: Radar contact strong. - We have straight climb.
Miss Teschmacher!
Radar report, Navy bird, San Andreas area.
Heading down. Fifteen seconds to impact.
Navy bird heading down, 15 seconds to impact.
Fifteen seconds and counting.
[MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO]
[HONKING]