very good to see you that's good to see
you
Willie I forget how muscular you are
until I see you in person and you
certainly are muscular I walked in to
see Seth and I had this knife this tiny
little t-shirt on your hair and I'd have
my jacket on you just said got your jack
yeah he mentioned that to me you retired
from wrestling season the last time I
saw you dude are you really retired or
is this like a share a Hulk Hogan ass
not over time it was like a real
retirement that I had been working up
for years
you've been wanting to get out of the
ring I needed to go back and close out
my career before I could actually say I
was retired that was actually retired
years ago but I wanted to have that
formal closure that moment so
WrestleMania
which one was it that you was 34 over 35
okay and you closed your career you had
a match with Triple H yeah and you lost
I did hey come on guys like this is my
last one maybe I could win it yeah as I
leave that was the thing for me I always
like my vision was to go out on my back
I think that's the way that's the way
you do it you go back and especially if
somebody else is gonna still be there so
you go you put them over and he stays
and he looks victorious and I going off
into the Sun something you thought about
you and you wanted to go out of loser I
wanted to go out that is the old-school
wrestler me I'll go out on my back I see
I see
all right now by the way stupor is you
and Kumail have beautiful chemistry
together you're very funny because it
baby I get to what he told me I want to
show something you had a run-in with the
law on on the set of the film what
happened exactly so we were shooting we
were about two hours outside of Atlanta
and so I got an air B&B so I wouldn't
have to drive back and forth and we were
shooting nights as well so I was about
5:00 in the morning and I go back it's a
gated community and the security guard
won't let me in I said I've got air B&B
I've paid for it my all my stuff's there
so sorry your name's honest I can't let
you in I said one way or another you're
letting me do this
and he got on the phone he called the
police so I'm sitting there and that the
police offer he comes up and he shines
his light and I get on like super pissed
I think I told my daughter stand up and
he goes Batista I told him what happened
he goes don't worry we got this and it
looks like it looks like things went
okay
and then the three of you beat up the
security guard so Kemal was here a few
weeks ago and he he was just just really
I think he's in love with you I really I
love that dude on the last day of
shooting the movie you didn't have a
scene that day but you came anyway and
you stayed all day which is very unusual
most actors like adios and I'm out of
here
you waited and then at the end you
passed out personal gifts to every
member of the crew yeah every member of
the he said that you had like you knew
someone that loved the color purple and
so you bought her a purple dress or
something in another guy and you you
actually bought Kumail what was the gift
you gave Kumail it was a world title
belt a world title band I gave him a
tracks he collects action figures as
well so I thank him this like hot toys
action you gave him some stuff that he
really really liked yeah yeah the best
part of it is though is that he was
unprepared for this and he did not give
gifts to anyone in the class well that's
not exactly true it is no he leaves out
an important part so I did I because you
know it was just a big deal for me it
was my first studio lead no one to make
a big deal and say you know say thank
you to everybody so gratitude so I
bought gifts but when I realized that he
didn't get anybody anything
I let him sign the card so you could say
they're from both yeah yeah which makes
it even more humiliating in a while and
so the mail not only did he not get
gifts for the crew he didn't get
anything for you you got a beautiful
gift from him yeah no he did he got me
well he said he didn't get you anything
give me my lifelong friendship well the
good news is he's here now and he has
something for you
Camilla
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[Music]
I got you your wrap gift for Stuber
another challenge was come over here
come on sit down for a second let's see
what is it okay this is something that
you picked out personally story behind
this
I collect lunchboxes uh-huh and I am
obsessed with Bruce Lee so that explains
that this is a bruiser do you have a
Bruce Lee lunchbox I don't have this
particular okay all right all right it's
all I got you a bunch of goats free
snacks
[Applause]
this is like we really got to know each
other so it's bad when the other guys
like well the gift he gave me was his
friendship I heard you got a Netflix
special yeah really
yeah what kind of special stand-up
comedy do you think they did stand-up
comic he thought because I was working
with Camille and I you know I said I'm
not a stand-up comedian they said whoa
we'll pay you ten million I said I'll do
it I can't get that and I am a stand-up
comedian all right well do you mind
should we run this yeah I mean I know
we're here to talk about stupor but you
do have one let's take a look
I've never done stand-up comedy before
but Netflix paid me ten million dollars
so is this impression I do it's it's of
my outlays it's five o'clock somewhere
so we're sketching to poverty not not
interrupting cow Moo
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dave bautista Kumail Nanjiani go see
them and Stuber it opens in theaters
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