I am NOT the mother we're going to hook
one of you up to the machine okay and
the other one's going to interview you
and then you'll swap understood okay who
wants to go first I plead the fifth I am
active mama is your name taraji Pete no
it is not are you nervous right now no I
am NOT we're friends right
yes best friends no closer to you and
this woman
no I lied my name is Suraj you got real
speed down no does that even exist
anymore Oh II used to be a receptionist
at the Pentagon
yes are you still working for the
government No
how you know you're not a spy how do I
know you're not a spy I don't have the
time do you consider yourself the life
of the party yeah if you want a date did
you let the man what are you a drink
no maybe you were named one of times
mostly he's mark something something
went wrong huh
you would name one of the times most
influential people of 2016 do you think
I've been influenced you too yes you
have thank you we just have to see if I
was telling the truth but go ahead
but you've been more influential I've
been more influential oh I think we've
both been equally influential how would
you cook a good chili yeah do connect
try it sometime absolutely would you
trust my cooking
would you ever go on a double date with
me yes I Met Your Wife I could do that
okay would you try to embarrass me
that's hard to do you can't embarrass
the embarrassed do you think it's safe
to say that in terms of love and dating
men I'm war savage than women I wouldn't
say that if you were single would you be
opposed to dating a fan absolutely Wow
if you spend it on the island would you
rather have this co-star yes yes yes
okay
or this one oh I have to pick one well
this one you make me take I got a pig I
have to pick one yeah you have to pick
one she's my oldest friend I can't I
can't you know an empire oh damn it
my wife asked me where you had daddy
we need that we need to try attach them
to a lot of texture see if it really was
a shovel bomber that's my girl my momma
okay and then pi u stars cookie Lyon and
own a record label if you were to start
a record label IRL you know would it be
the first person you sign will be do you
know who the first person will be I'm
Mickey Miller this artist out of Chicago
okay can you sing how do I would you
harmonize with me right now
come on the closer I get to you okay but
you was singing in the high register you
were singing then Roberta Flack you need
to be bass more berries Oh after this is
done I'm gonna let you hear it I did in
the studio oh excuse me you know how I
do I see okay you hosted SNL with
musical guests Mumford & Sons
yeah have you ever listened to more food
do you need one of their songs okay I
hear going laughs see this was easy I
can't tell Eliezer that right sir you
been in a few Tyler Perry movies right
yes
did you ever ask me to be in one oh he
may
yeah I don't know ever had this you know
we haven't sat up and talked about you
okay well it is possible he doesn't
think I'm funny I don't think so I don't
think that's the case he might think you
don't want to work with him have you
ever watched any of my stand out yes
you'd think it was funny yes I lat
have you ever pretended to laugh at one
of my jokes on set yes
what about telling you I'm a truth
teller okay
oh he's marking something think you
could do stand-up I think I can't any
point in this interview did you lie we
didn't catch it yes but I told the truth
I came back and told them the question
huh yes interview did you lie yeah a we
didn't case you know you everybody in
this room no no oh and I told the truth
on everything except for the first line
I've came back I'm gonna axe it one more
time do the beat beat check it out
- you keep on walking at any point
enjoying this interview did you lie and
we didn't catch it I know that's a lie
yo see oh God
I flew 3,000 miles again question is
your name tracy Jordan no is your name
Tracy Morgan Tracy what yes that don't
move me you don't scare me
is this your pic this is what what
picture
no oh yeah yes J bag oh he's so pretty
like chocolate he'd been writing lots
and shoots that out Tracy I just want to
make a note of that you grew up in New
York right yes so do you consider
yourself a New York cop all day long and
what's the most New York thing about you
what's the New York thing my accent the
most New York thing about you it's my
accent when I speak say cherry Shelley
berry New York do you think New York
City is better than DC nope
same soup just to do he wrote again he
turned a frequency up just want to let
you know okay well we don't need to know
that okay would you say your character
on 30 rock
tracy Jordan was based on the real you
yes
pay attention hey buddy here even in the
episode where you try to stab Conan
O'Brien
no thank you um so you were on SNL for
eight seasons seven do you think I'm
funny enough to be on SNL again yes
what are you writing buddy that's
truthful uh do you are you lying sucker
no so you really think I'm funny yes and
you think I'm the next big thing in
comedy yes I think you can't be he
writing off I quit
lion Tracy watching his movie open am i
the funniest female actor you've
encountered No
you're one of them
you start in the Tracy Morgan shelf for
a season would you ever want to be in a
sitcom again a sitcom again no is there
a sitcom on TV right now that you wish
you were on no do you think if I had a
sitcom it would last more than one
season I would have to be a civvies you
have more than one tool I'm gonna ask
that again I said maybe he didn't hear
me take to ask me meet eject maybe
kidding here if I had a sitcom would it
lasts more than a year no not a sitcom
so am i funny Tracy yes but you need
more than a sitcom you need a series
that's what it is it's funny it's like
the old gee I've even what is fun do you
think I could have a comedy franchise a
successful comedy yes don't worry about
we read he write good stuff big big
question marks Tracy would you ever do
stand-up on a college campus
no do you think I have what it takes to
be a stand-up comedian yes
do you like me crazy love you I don't
like you I love you you know that see he
nodded yes this is the first time you
told the truth of this damn thing you
said love are you 100% confident that
I'm not just a figment of your
imagination
you know so funny no you're not a
figment of my imagination it's advised
EP Henson he turning things up and
Oh buddy I don't know do you think there
is a meaning to life do you think
they're ruining modern dating do I think
they're ruining money yes with
technology
yes at any point during this interview
did you lie and we didn't catch it
when we repeat it yes yes to the
question or yes repeat it yes please
repeat it you'll add about that look at
the thing arm lift it up at any point
during this interview did you lie and we
did not know I did not lie
it ain't nobody test Oh Tracy Tracy
Tracy I quit you and I want