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You know why Santa's got a jiggly belly?
Probably his genetics. He never really had a shot.
No. It's because there's tons of good foods around the Christmas holiday.
- Ah, yes. - And why make our own Christmas dishes
when we can just make yours? It's time for...
Whoo.
That's right. We ask you to tell us your Christmas hacks
- so that we could be the guinea pigs and eat them. - Could eat them. Yes.
All right, first one comes from Facebook.
Katie Pilant said, "Candy cane waffles."
Hmm.
"Some shattered candy cane
in the whipped cream, bit of pepperminty extract
- in the waffle batter--" - "Pepperminy." There's no T.
- Yeah, well that's-- Well, I know what she meant.
I think that's different, Link.
- No, it's-- well-- - "Pepperminy."
"And a drizzle of that leftover chocolate candy stuffing
sto-- stuffing stocker--"
- ( laughing ) - She had a little keyboard trouble.
- We know what you mean. - "Stoffing--"
- I can't even say it now. - "Stoffing stocker."
- St-- st-- stocking stuffer. - Yeah.
- "You got a hella boss waffle." - Yeah, she got that part right.
- She got that right. - She got hella boss waffle right.
- Hella boss waffle. - Let's look at this thing.
- We made a hella boss waffle. - We have created this thing
- all the way down to the "pepperminy" extract. - "Pepperminy."
Uh, Link, let's dig right into this.
I mean, how could this not be good?
I'm gonna-- I want to cut towards myself,
but I'm gonna cut towards y'all so you can see how beautiful this is.
Oh, yeah, that's really beautiful.
Get a cross section of it.
I'm just gonna do this right here and turn a cross section.
There's nothing better than cutting right in the middle.
And then... ( mumbling ) There we go.
- Mmm. - I don't-- I cut it in the middle,
and now I have to cut it again.
Just eat it, man.
- ♪ Just eat it ♪ - Mmm.
- Man. - ♪ Eat it ♪
I don't know how you're gonna feel about that.
You're gonna say it could have-- it'd be better without the peppermint, but...
- I love it! - It's really, really, really, really good.
I love the peppermintiness of the waffle.
No, it is good. That was a good idea.
Never too late to get your peppermint on.
And we started early, and we finished late when it comes to the peppermint.
- Okay. - We destroyed that thing.
We have another one.
Um, next up, WGladstone on Twitter tweeted...
Okay, that's a great seed of an idea,
but that kinda just sounds like normal nachos
with some red and white stuff on 'em.
- Mm-hmm. - We've gone to the next level.
We have a full Christmas dinner on top of nachos.
We're talking stuffing, roasted Brussels sprouts
with carrots, ham, turkey, yams, caramelized onions,
gravy, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce,
cheese sauce, and shredded cheese,
and to wash it all down, two glasses of eggnog.
Dang, that's a hella boss nacho.
Let me look at this. That's just-- that's a ham nacho.
That's a ham nacho. I don't know where to grab. Just-- mm.
- I smell Brussels sprouts. There's one. - Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh.
Look at that. That's a whole nacho.
- Oh, my. No, that's a-- that's a turkey. - No, it's a piece of meat.
- That's just a piece of turkey. - That's turkey.
But I'm gonna put it on a nacho to justify just eating it like this.
Speaking of the ham, I actually love food that's mixed.
You might not expect that from me,
but I just love the strategy of making a perfect bite
that has a little bit of everything that I love.
- This is a genius idea. - So this is just really good.
I'm gonna-- I'm gonna bite this, and I'm gonna bite this,
- and I'm gonna create a perfect bite. - Mm-hmm.
I just enjoy. I'm just enjoying myself.
I'm not thinking about enjoying myself.
Oh, yeah. Let me grab one more.
Get a little bit of that cranberry sauce and some gravy.
Mmm.
- Let's wash it all down. - That is a good idea, Wayne.
- Dink it. - ( glasses clink )
And sink it.
Mm. Yeah!
Low calorie, too, which is great.
Thank you to our winners, Kate and Wayne.
We are sending you both signed Christmas ornaments.
- You earned 'em. And we're enjoying your ideas. - Yes.
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