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whoo sorry i'm elate some are easy to
put the roads full of banana peels i
already let the patient inside it's mr
kong oh it's always a pleasure to see
donkey
donkey mario
you son of a goomba
hmm
what's the matter mario they got you
pushing too many pencils lately
oh i'm sorry donkey what's the matter uh
that's what i wanted to see you about
doc my back is killing me oh yeah yeah i
see i better make the x-ray thanks ray
uh are those bad for you
don't worry you won't feel a thing
mamma mia it's a slipped a disc but uh
i've never seen a winner like this
before
that bad huh
i'm afraid that there's a no more
lifting barrels for you donkey what no
dog i can't be dk donkey kong without
lifting and throwing barrels if i can't
throw barrels anymore well
i'd rather die
okay okay you want to lift the barrel so
much i can help you but it's a very
dangerous procedure i mean you might
really die donkey whatever it takes doc
whatever it takes okay
so you have a slipped disc right all we
need to do is smack enough pressure
against it and it'll pop right back into
place
and now this guy is just the one to do
it i tell you he hits harder than mike
tyson i lift his hand up in the ring
myself
mario
oh
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okay let's see
it didn't seem to work see you are so
strong donkey it didn't even scratch you
i think we needed something a little
harder no
harder
i tell ya this boy hit us so hard
believe me i know see this one it's from
1999
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ah something happened maybe your back
was not into it try again
almost
one more time
it might actually be worse now you okay
donkey
what do we need is something big
something that i hit it are right back
in one go pow and i know just the guy
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there there donkey
there you are i tell you this guy hit so
very very hard one time i saw him
decapitate the pikachu in the one hit it
made me really sick huh
uh i don't know about this doc i think
i'd rather
live
oh nonsense you wanted to throw the
barrel don't you well this'll work a 100
barrels
if you say so duck falcon
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hey
i feel better hold on donkey i better
make the x-ray just in case
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and are you without me my old friend of
course it's a free of charge
oh
oh thanks so much doc wait until daddy
sees me swinging and throwing in a jump
bit again oh yes no worries
maybe a couple less x-rays next time
mario mamma mia
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you