A moose!
Goose?
Dunkey...Dunkey hoose!
A goose?
This is a bear, you retard.
Who's that?
I'm the Gooch
The goose?
This goose, is gettin' cooked.
Gooch: You better no-
[Theme song plays]
Everybody in.
Everybody in the house
Other guy: Ok, I'm last guy. I knew it.
Alright...SEEYA!
(You can't do this) Ya idiots!
CHOC...LATE!
Cho...
Aaarg, maties! This way!
[Sings theme to Pirates of the Caribbean]
Oh shit!
Who the fuck is-
[Dunkey dies]
Killer: WHY? WHY? WHHHHYY!
[People looking for Dunkey.]
Yeah, I think he went that way!
I think I see dunkey over there in the forest, guys!
Just keep... following the road we might find him.
C'mon, maties! Everybody into the ocean!
Yaarrrr
Ocean everybody come on, let's go!
[Singing]
[♪♪]
Alright, now those fuckin idiots are dead, now we can go back to playing the game.
Dunkey?
DUNKEY?
[Unintelligible yelling]
Hey guys, it's me.
Can I be in your...VIDEO?
First, kill that wolf.
Get this wood.
Let's kill Dunkey!
Do not kill Dunkey!
No no no no.
[Dunkey dies...again]
Yo, let me in this mothafuckin house!
Right now! Before I beat the shit outta you!
Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
[unintelligible]
Don't kill me.
Let's kill Dunkey.
Yee-haaaw!
Don't kill me.
(Gasp) Someone's shootin' at us.
Whatta piece of shit.
Can't even hit me.
Alright I'ma start building this house.
Yeah that guy can't even hit
Don't forget to equip your uh, your medkits on your hot bar-
Nah, I don't need no medkits man.
-For maximum heals.
I don't need no medkits, he can't hit me. He's a shit sniper
And we're gonna- (Dies)
Oh Donko got killed!
More like...HazeDEAD!
Oh give me one second here.
More like...HazeDEAD!
The legend says "If you go into the dark of midnight and snuff your torch, you can still hear his screams."
(RawmetalLP: No no no, Motherfacker I subscribe with two accou-)
Ay, let me in.
Why? You'll just kill me.
Naw, man I ain't gonna kill you. Let me in there, man. C'mon
You're just gonna-
Nah, man you got me all wrong. I ain't gonna kill you man, C'mon. Open up
(spazzing out)
I'm going to have nightmares about this...For years to come.
♪ Can't wait to get on the road again♪
Oh, why hello there!
[Both sing "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson]
AY!
Don't kill me! ;^;
Who the fuck are you?!?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
I'MA BOUT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THIS GUY!!!
YOU BETTA, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
You better run!
I ain't playing. If I see you turn around...
I use my wolf move.
Yeah.This is our fort now.
You hear that?
Uh oh. What is that?
Star Trek?
Oh god.
(Get in here) Oh my fuckin' god.
(This might be the end.) We're gonna die.
We are 100% dead.
This might be the end, Dunkey.
This is it.
This is the end!
Oh god, come on guys.
This is- this is the-
Guys, we didn't mean it like that.Come on, just let us live.
Please! We did nothing! We did nothing wrong to nobody!
We never hurt anybody!
Come on, me and dunkey are buds!
Aw, they're giving us guns!
Aw, they're nice guys!
They're nice guys!
Hey!
(Dead) Oh no!
They will never make it into our fort. The walls are impenetrable!
[All Star by Smash Mouth plays]
Oh my god! They're trying to drown us out!
They're trying to destroy our minds!
My ears!
Guys! Me and Dunkey will-
Ah! They broke through!
Kill them all!!!
Kill everybody!
YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT INTO OUR HOUSE!
This is our last stand, man!
We gotta kill em all!
That's all of em...oh god.
Oh god.
No.
Let us in!
Oh god, help me!
Come on, let's break it down.
Help me!
Let's break it down! We're goin' in!
We're comin' in.
Hey, help me!
(Wolves barking in the background.)There's like a hundred wolves chasing me!
We're comin' in!
Help me!
Help meee!
[You get the point.]
Gimme ya pants!
Yeah!
Okay.
Gimme ya pants!
Yeah that's the stuff.
Now give me your other pants!
FriedPotatoes: But I don't have any other pants.
Dunkey: Give me your other pants.
Dunkey: Give me your other pants right now.
Dunkey: Before I start getting ANGRY!!
calm down man
Dunkey: GIVE ME YOUR OTHER PANTS
Dunkey: (shouting aggressively) GIVE ME YOUR OTHER PANTS!!!1!1
Dunkey: THATS IT
Dunkey: THATS IT MOTHERFUCKER
bam dead
Dunkey: Anybody else want to be a fucking hero?
Dunkey: Huh?
Dunkey: Give me ya pants.
Dunkey: I dont want no fucking excuses. Give me ya pants.
Dunkey: THATS IT
Dunkey: GIVE ME YA PANTS
dead again aaa
Dunkey: GAME OVER
Dunkey: Anybody else?
Dunkey: Give me ya pants.
Sir Fappington: ok ok
Dunkey: Now give me yo other pants.
fucking dead
Dunkey: Wrong answer.
ITS DUNKEY
ITS DUNKEY GUYS
WE FOUND HIM
Dunkey: Alright everybody give me ya pants.
Dunkey: Give me ya pants. Come on guys.
Dunkey: Nice and organized.
Dunkey: Everybody give me ya pants.
Dunkey: come on
Tickle My Fanny and call meStacy: Alright, now Dunkey, the real question is, do you remember me?
Tickle My Fanny and call meStacy: look at my name closely and do you remember
Dunkey: Aw yeah, you the guy who didn't give me his fucking PANTS
good job dunkey
Dunkey: Alright, now everybody give me yo other pants.
Dunkey: Give me yo OTHER PANTS
Dunkey: GIVE ME YO OTHER PANTS
Dunkey: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
EHHH What the fu-