I will give each and every one of you
all A's for the whole semester...
If?
...if you can all go one full week
without using modern technology.
- No phones? - No phones!
And no laptops or Pear Pads,
no electronic device made since I was born.
[arguing]
I need my phone!
I need my phone! I need my phone!
What is that?
A bowl of mayonnaise.
For what?
[sighing]
I read online that soaking your face
in mayonnaise for ten minutes a day makes a girl prettier.
[doorbell ringing]
Just tell Mason Thorne Smith that you're not gonna play
his little game anymore.
But...
The world needs to see who you really are...
[music playing]
'cause you're awesome.
[music playing]
Oh.
Who wants pie?
- Um. - Hi.
- I gotta go. - Okay, later.
School stuff. Bye.
[yawning]
So, do you feel like you did well?
I think.
I mean, Andre wrote an amazing song,
and he said we sounded great together.
- And Trina? - Uh, not so good.
Oh.
I don't get the point of this exercise.
[tv playing]
You wanna watch CSI ?
M'kay.
[tv playing]
I'm gonna count to three, No, no, ten.
I'm gonna count to ten. And then I'm gonna--
[screaming]
[cheering]
[groaning]
You're ever so welcome.
I don't talk like that!
[squeaking]
[coughing]
[laughing] I tell ya,
she cannot hold they hot sauce.
[laughing]
[shrieking]
[laughing]
[whistle blowing]
[music playing]
Switch!
[music playing]
[doorbell ringing]
Oh my God, Shawn?
Tarnie?
Trina.
What are you doing here?
Bringing a special boy a special pizza from Italione's.
You didn't tell me you worked there.
Well, you didn't tell me
you look so hot in a blue tshirt.
They'll pay for our plane fares, our hotel rooms, our food
and all we have to do is one performance a night.
That sounds so fun.
- And this island, uh... - Yerba.
It's a cool place?
Yeah. Festus said it's kind of like Hawaii.
Oh, and I went to the official Yerba website...
and look.
- Ooh, look at that. - White sand beach.
Computer.
[music playing]
So, I was telling one of those things where--
This dump is our hotel?
I think it'd be better if I could talk to you
by yourself first.
What, without Rex?
I don't care, I need a nap.
[snoring]
Um, do you have room in one of those drawers?
Sure.
[snoring]
Oh, you guys, I love you both, but, please go away.
You cramming for your Tech Theater Exam?
Trying to. Oh, it's so much material, I'm stressed.
Want me to rub that pretty neck?
No. Wait. Yeah.
[groaning]
Ah.
How can I assist you?
I don't like this song. I need you to change it.
Your phone is right next to you.
Yeah, but I have a pickle in this hand
and a lip gloss in this one.
Why are we making a student film?
We're not.
So, why are we auditioning ladies to play Jessica?
'Cause this is Tori's idea, alright?
Oh, but all these ladies think they're auditioning for a role--
Here. Open. Yeah, that's right.
Cat like cereal. Good. Good. Want some more? Want some more?
Yeah. Any more questions?
Don't have anymore questions.
[grunting]
- Mine. - Mine!
[grunting]
15/5.
Tori, you messed up my shot.
I don't wanna play anymore.
You're ready.
- He's ready. - I'm ready.