for five days i pushed my cat around in a pram because it had sprained three of its ankles
david's team okay the two key questions here how did it sprain three of its ankles and why
was it necessary for it to be so mobile during its recovery period
okay i'll address those one of my children my eldest boy um didn't throw a tie right but through
a tire car tire yeah and it hit the cat he threw the tire recreationally
and the cat got in the way how did one ankle survive luckily he was scratching his head at the
time okay so the tire hits the cat yes 75 percent of the cat's ankles are
did you say sprained well they were bruised and we were told that he mustn't walk so he's told he
mustn't walk but but he would but he needed still to travel of course he did yes it was my younger
boy's buggy we put him in right because you could strap him in you can strap the cat and did a buggy
how did you strap the car into the buggy using the straps and the only journey he had to make
was to the literature so we just used to take him from the front room round to the litter tray
tip him why didn't you just carry him
no because he had these bandages around his legs but he would insist on trying to walk
which we knew would make his ankles worse you couldn't stop him walking but he would consent
to be strapped into a bug it's not really a it's not when it comes to pets it's not
not really a matter of consent david never use the phrase when it comes
to pets it's not a matter of consent you can get into all sorts of problems
tell us more about this cat what was its name its name was good monsoon it was a what
never asked bob the name of anything in the story and we learned
him his name is called monsters good monson as in the word monsoon oh missy
yes good monson his name's good monster he's a tabby oriental why why good monster boy my
youngest son named him good monson all right david what are you thinking what do you think he's lying
do you think he's lying yep lying you think he's a well this is a superb moment
unanimity from the team so let's say shane is a lie he'll say it's a lie bob good monsoon
truth or lie i am telling a lie
it's joe last year i made my husband a birthday meal using some mints i found in the street
okay what why well why how would you do that i found a carrier bag on the pavement
that amongst other things had mints in it i don't know whether someone had left left it
there whether they dropped it it wasn't like being touched by like an old woman who was lying on the
you're not being convenient with the truth here are you all right i slapped her out of the way
what was it what else was in the bag uh well there was mints and it was wrapped up in in kind of a
plastic like in one of those cardboard dishes plastic over it so it wasn't it wasn't loose oh
yeah it sounds perfectly hydrated yeah well it was hygienic how do you know like a dog hadn't weed on
it i know it's in the cellophane because i sniffed it did you not have it you can't buy class can you
what did you cook in with them well i can only cook two things a spag bowl
and macaroni cheese which one did you go for
i've known you for a while joe can i just check
is it your current husband or the first one who died of food poisoning
uh my one and only husband okay oh it's chesney hall
so what do you think lee i don't know what do you think ray is this bad enough
let's say true true i think false you think you said just say lie you're saying true i'm gonna say
lie you're saying lie yeah okay joe truth or lie it is of course a lie
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