I can't do it. Okay. Oh. Okay, okay.
Haven, what the (beep) is that? Why would you do that to me?
On this episode of How Far Is Tattoo Far?, friends
Haven and Yaya teach each other some harsh lessons.
Yaya likes to live on the edge.
What's your craziest hook up story?
So I got on Grindr and somebody hit me up.
He was like, "Send me something sexy."
So I grabbed ice cubes, I put the ice cubes in my (beep)
and then it shot into the camera.
Like projectile.
It was like, "Hmm."
Oh.
But then he tells me where he's at, so I walk up ...
mind you, it's late at night. It's like 2:00 AM ...
so when I'm opening the door, this guy has a ski mask on,
and I was like this.
Dude, this dude could have stabbed you up
and threw you in his trunk.
Haven is fearless too, but in a very different way.
I believe everyone should want to look like their best self.
He wants to get plastic surgery abroad.
You want to go down to Brazil?
Yeah.
I feel like there's horror stories.
Mm-hmm
I mean-
Their goals with these tattoos are the same though.
Intentions with these tattoos?
This is going to teach him a lesson.
That usually doesn't mean a good thing.
It's going to teach him a lesson.
Well, let's do this thing. It's tattoo time.
I am petrified.
My nerves is just all over the place right now.
We are all done here.
Now, let's see what these two have permanently
put on each other.
You both really (beep) each other up, honestly.
-Really? -Uh-huh.
Well, girl. The whole world's about to see it.
Come on up. Wait. Me First?
Yep, Yaya. You're coming first.
-Oh, no. -Eek.
Do you have any young children in your family?
Yes. I go to the pool with my nieces all the time.
You just can't do that anymore.
Haven, oh what did you do?
Are you ready to see what Haven has blasted on your back
for the rest of your life?
Okay. I can't do it. Okay. Oh. Okay, okay.
Haven, what the (beep) is that? Why would you do that to me?
A ski mask? Down to (beep)? Oh my goodness.
Sorry.
Are those three ice cubes out of my ass (beep)?
Yeah.
It was only two.
I just want you to think twice before you keep doing these acts
that could potentially cause you harm.
This tattoo is not going to change how I am.
It just actually taught me not to share specific details
about the things that I do with people
that you call your friends.
I hope you're ready for yours.
Have-
Oh God.
Oh my God.
I am so, so sorry.
Are you nervous?
I'm not going to lie. I am nervous.
Yaya, now that you know what Haven gave you,
do you regret what you gave him?
No. I don't regret it.
A little too far, tattoo far if you will.
I'm sorry, Have.
I just want to see it so I can get it over with.
All right.
No.
Haven. Say something.
Bro, you put a (beep) casket on my arm?
You're so stuck on yourself and your appearance-
How do you know what I'm stuck on?
Because I'm always with you.
Bro, I have a (beep) casket on my arm.
Cost of beauty is dying. It's not that bad.
It's him, dead in a casket, Yaya.
It's disgusting.
And it honestly hurts my feelings.
Oh my God, I feel like (beep).
Can I give you a hug? I'm sorry.
It just (beep) sucks because I feel like
I was trying to look out for a friend,
and I got the short end of the stick.
I do apologize. I just don't want you to end like that.
How are we leaving today, you guys?
Still friends?
You're leaving together? You're leaving separate?
I'm just going to go home.
Today I feel as though there's a wedge in our friendship.
I need my space.
Bye, babe.
Good luck.
After that dramatic exit,
have Haven and Yaya mended their friendship?
Hey, guys. So even though we still remain friends,
it's still awkward for me to explain to my clients
why I have a (beep) casket on my arm,
and me laying in it. It's just (beep) weird.
At least you don't have ice cubes
coming out of your ass (beep). Look at this (beep).
He has to hide his from men,
and I have to hide mine from clients.
Yeah.