Hey there, Loud Crowd. Lincoln Loud here.
You may be wondering what a typical day is like in a big family.
Well, I've got you covered. Follow me.
Every day I wake up
and head straight to the bathroom to beat the morning rush.
This happens at exactly 7:03 AM.
My morning routine is so precise,
Lisa even sets her atomic clocks to it.
And on the off chance. I don't make it in time and there's a really long line,
I have to improvise.
Man with the plan.
After picking up the right orange polo, I'm ready for breakfast.
On special occasions, like the first day of school,
Dad will go all out and make a feast.
Oh, no, you don't.
Your dad worked all morning on a special family meal,
and we're going to enjoy it together.
[chewing]
59 and 60. It's been a minute!
But on busier mornings, he knows my go to choice.
Breakfast burrito with extra cheese, hold the taters. Same as always.
I check my hair one last time before jumping on the bus to school,
assuming I don't miss it, of course.
The best thing about being the last stop in the morning,
apart from the extra sleep, is when I get on the bus
my friends are all waiting for me.
Okay, everybody up top.
Then Clyde and I, along with the rest of the Action News Team,
broadcast our middle school's morning news program.
Good morning, Royal Woods Middle School.
- I'm Lincoln Loud. - And I'm Clyde McBride.
And kangaroos, this is your news.
Let's check back in with Stella,
who's learning how to whip up the famous cafeteria one bean chili.
I'm here with Chef Pat and together,
we're cooking up some trouble.
After the show, I'm usually late to class with Mr. Bolhofner.
But it's not my fault. His classroom is all the way
on the other side of the school.
Too bad he doesn't understand that.
Okay, listen up, the name's Bolhofner.
Then it's off to gym.
Okay, kids, who's ready to dodge some balls?
After healing our dodgeball bruises, it's the best for the day, lunch.
My friends and I have created
a very complex and delicate lunch swapping system.
We need everybody there, or the system doesn't work.
No, without Lincoln, the trade formula is off too.
Dog gone it!
So good to have you back.
- Bring it in, guys. - For sure.
Uh, guys, some upper classmen are starting to stare.
Let 'em.
Later, it's back to the Hof's class.
Hello, you beautiful classroom.
How lovely for us.
Finally, after a long school day, we all head back.
Why are you guys sitting like that?
We couldn't figure out the bus seating arrangement
without you so we crammed in to one.
When I get home when I like to turn on my favorite show, Arg!
That is, if I can get to the remote,
Then I'll have an after school snack,
assuming my sisters don't get to my mac n' cheese bites first.
Then I'll do my homework.
Sometimes Clyde comes over as long as he finishes his homework,
and does his chores and feeds the cats.
We watch zombie movie marathons, and play video games.
That's what best buds do, after all.
Yes! That's what I'm talking about .
- Nice going, Clyde. - You too, bud. Ahh!
Rest for a bit, and then it's time for dinner.
As the head chef and owner of Lynn's Table,
my dad's used to cooking all kinds of meals.
He's had plenty of practice making dinner for eleven picky eaters for years.
Later, the fam and I will get together to watch our favorite reality show.
This season on the Dreamboat,
Captain Debbie is seeing triple.
Meet Dylan, Dawson and Dirk.
[cheering]
Then, I'll read a little Ace Savvy.
Later, I'll brush my teeth and get ready for bed.
That is, if I can even get to the toothpaste.
Then it's lights out in the Loud House,
and I'm off to sleep, ready to do it all over again.
And that's a typical school day in the life of man with the plan.
Weekends are a whole new level of chaos, if you can believe that.