- Ow.
Oh, shoot.
I just stabbed myself with the needles,
and now I'm like, high.
I'm still gonna finish my surgery, though.
Oh, my god.
Never do surgery on drugs, people.
(smooth upbeat music)
(beeping)
My name is Dr. Johnson Lee.
I'm a board certified plastic surgeon.
In my practice, I do mostly cosmetic procedures.
I do a lot of cosmetic surgeries of the eyes and the face.
Plastic surgery is one of those few fields left in medicine
where you can pretty much touch
every single part of the body.
You're not limited to just one little area.
Every day is different.
Some days, I'll just start off seeing patients,
doing things like Botox fillers, skin care,
and I can finish off the day doing an eight hour surgery.
It's a very exciting practice and field
that keeps me interested every single day.
All right, so we just started surgery.
Our goal is to take out his kidneys.
What I would normally do is try to provide
some type of access to the kidneys,
which is moving the intestines to one side,
and then accessing where the kidneys sit.
I wanna see what I can do with the tools that I have.
I remember last time, I used this thing to open up a bone.
That was kind of the most important thing last time.
Cut, cut, cut.
There we go.
I don't think a surgeon
would normally even use a buzzsaw to get through the bone.
Let me just take out these little pieces of bone.
Nobody really needs a liver.
So, this is the large intestine here, AKA your poop shoot.
I have to find some way to move these intestines aside,
so I think the common sense thing is just to use a laser.
That always works.
Lasers are so trendy right now.
Everybody wants surgery with a laser.
I really need help.
I should really be calling
one of the transplant guys over to do the surgery.
I don't think he's gonna make it.
(buzzing)
Oh, man.
I think it was because of that aorta thing.
I really don't know how to get the intestines out.
All right.
Last time, the one thing that did work
was me taking off the lower ribs, but for some reason,
I could not get the intestines out of the way.
I'm pretty sure the laser's not gonna work this time,
and I can't just go hacking at it.
There we go.
The appendix, no one needs that.
Now, I'm just really slicing.
There we go.
All right, it looks like it fell,
so that means I probably should be able to take it out.
I hope they did a prep before.
That's pretty gross.
Oh, we don't need the stomach.
Oh, that worked.
Nice.
No one needs intestines.
This is Dr. Lee's patented weight loss formula right here.
Now, I'm gonna take off the stomach.
I should probably give him some blood.
Is green blood?
If you ever wanna give blood to people,
stab this in their neck.
Ow.
Oh, shoot.
I just stabbed myself with the needles,
so now I'm like, high.
I'm still gonna finish my surgery, though.
Oh, my god.
Never do surgery on drugs, people.
There we go, kidneys get off, kidney, oh.
Oh, shoot.
I think I hit the vena cava, oh.
Oh, boy.
It was going so well.
It was going so good.
There we go.
Let me open this up, get the actual fresh kidney.
One in here.
Okay.
(upbeat music)
Yay!
I got an A!
My mom would be very proud of me, 'cause she's Asian.
I feel really good.
I mean, this was very challenging,
because it's not the most realistic thing the world.
An A's an A.
I'll take it.
(intense music)
All right, eye transplant.
We've got some donor eyes here.
I gotta first remove the goggles
from the patient using a scalpel blade.
Not really the purpose of a scalpel blade,
but that worked pretty well, actually.
My next step is gonna be to actually remove his old eyes,
because they're so last season.
I'm gonna see if I can somehow release his eye,
or stick a scalpel blade in there.
You know, that's pretty nice.
Let me do this one.
There we go.
Let's see if we can pull them both out at the same time.
(grunting)
The next step is to get his eyes to come out somehow.
This is where the spoon would come in handy
from the last one.
Good old spoon.
Can I scoop out the eyeball?
I'm gonna try to grab it out with these.
It's not coming out.
I'm gonna use this nice, handy box.
I don't normally do this.
I'm just gonna knock his eyes out.
I'll do whatever it takes.
There we go.
Great technique.
Then, I'm going to cut off the actual optic nerve.
Let me switch knives.
Let me try this one.
There we go.
Now, let's pick the nicest eyes for him.
We've got blue, we've got an eight ball,
some black eyes, or brown eyes.
Oh.
(chuckling)
Is that an A?
That's an A, right?
I mean, that's pretty amazing.
I'm very happy about it.
Very satisfied.
I think I did pretty well.
These are not procedures
that a plastic surgeon normally does.
I feel like these two particular surgeries
are very unrealistic.
I do think that just my basic surgical training
has been really, really helpful.
It was fun.
This is definitely a fun game.
(smooth music)