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congratulations on your engagement you
just signed on for a lifetime of love
companionship and 12 to 18 months of
logistical hell step 1
pick a location okay this is easy
Catholic Church bah step 2 make a guest
list
I have 86 cousins and they all have kids
my mom says we have to invite all the
couples they met on their cruise last
year that means we get to invite two
friends that's when we thought step 3
set a budget we want something simple
and cheap then [ __ ] that budget cuz no
matter what you do it's gonna be
expensive you'll ride in on a Shetland
pony and then enjoy a seven-course meal
in a croquet garden super low-key
chalkboards the mason jars will get a
food truck
I got [ __ ] out in the back put some
Christmas lights in it
wait just four [ __ ] wet step 4 grow
disillusioned with the commercial
wedding industry and resist the urge to
alone
I talked to the photographer we can
upgrade from a lovey-dovey package to
the lovey-dovey platinum package or we
could just say [ __ ] it drive to Vegas
nonetheless - wait I already put a down
payment on the DJ Step five send out
save-the-dates not to be confused with
invitations which are different for some
reason but I don't know sometimes save
the dates are magnets
step 6 fight about things you don't
actually care about cumber buns have to
be periwinkle because the bowties are
periwinkle
step 7 register for gifts you don't
actually care about do we need a banana
unpeel er step 8
find an officiant that will appease your
super-religious extended family and your
super liberal atheist friends I'll talk
about how woman is servant to her
husband and I'll also probably mention
he'll a few times you both drink from
the earth chalice then I'll do a dance
in honor of mother Gaia I will read The
Lord's Prayer and also I'm gay oh thank
god you're in your step 9 send a more
fancy letter make sure to include litter
they can litter bag to you not that they
will hey I was just wondering if you
were coming because you haven't RSVP'd
yet and it's $80 per plate bearing the
only thing left to do is step 10 have
awkward conversations with friends you
could move I yeah I haven't gotten my
invitation yet no congratulations you
planned a wedding enjoy it this is the
one day when everyone in your life will
come together and find something to be
disappointed about a buffet that is so
tacky
cousin Sally's wedding had a shock
fountain in the comer bones clash with
the table runners Oh
oh my god you're at a free party and
you're going to complain you know
everyone should just elope just elope
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