Hello, and welcome to "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host Jory Caron.
Today, we'll be microwaving a toaster. Donated by Ben Wedewerulgy.
And why are we microwaving this toaster?
Because it came up to me and said "I'm a brave little toaster!"
And I said, "If you are a brave toaster, you would go into my microwave!"
[Crunching]
And it said "Alright" and I'm like: [evil chuckle]
So uh, we are going to stick you in the microwave.
All hands to the deck.
Nobody likes roasted nuts.
[Boom] Whoa!
[Woosh]
Lets get outta here!
Ventilation is key.
What are you doing?! Put that out!
Does it still work?
You're Dumb!
The masks! They do nothing!
Stopping! Stopping!
Should I get the fire extinguisher?
No.
Two point five!
[Door Close]
"Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
[Microwave end beep]
Let's find out.
Here at the Jory Caron Laboratory, safety is like 5th maybe?
(Jon) I don't think we're allowed to say its our number one concern anymore.
(Jon) Because, your hand has come off almost twice now.
I like this hand.
(Jon) So do I.
Oh, well. I'm going to put some bread in the toaster.
[Toaster pops toast]
Would this be a microwave toaster oven?
A toaster microwave oven.
I think we're on to something, we can sell that RonCo.
We have this fan to circulate the air, and as "always", our... the only way it'll fit in--
(Riley) Keep in mind, we don't have a fire extinguisher.
(Jory) This is our G.E. Turntable Microwave. Her name is, uh, Jackie.
And she'll be coming 'backie' for the next episode after this one.
(Jon) I hope so, too.
(Riley) I doubt it.
I wonder how long we should put it in there for.
Three Minutes?
We've been using three a lot. Lets
Lets get out of here.
High Five!
(Jon) May God have mercy on our toaster.
[Toaster pops toast]
(Jon) I can't really see the toaster. I can just see a small reflection.
(Jory) I know what burnt toast smells like, but what does a burnt toaster smell like?
(Jon) Probably the same thing, just with an extra hint of poison.
(Riley) You know, this is honestly kind of surprising because I expected this to be a lot worse.
(Jon) Well, nothing's happened yet.
(Jory) Its because its so massive.
(Jon) That's what she said.
(Jon) You guys are forgetting, there's heating coils inside, we can't see them. It may be going through some changes down there.
(Jon) Did you see some green flame in there?
(Jory) Its a big bottomed girl right there!
(Jon) Alright, it now looks like the toasted is going to lift off. It'll be the first orbitable object from the town of [?].
(Jory) I guarantee that would make the state of Massachusetts headlines.
(Riley, Newsy voice) Local boys send toaster into space!
(Jon) Two of them leave with third degree burns!
(Jory) Find out which two, tonight!
(Jon) At Eleven!
(Jory) Yeah, let's stop it.
(Riley) I'm pissed.
[Toaster pops toast]
Yeah,
(Riley) Still on fire, Jory! Still on fire, Jory!
You are now pulling out a flaming object that could blow toward us and light us--
(Jon) Go ahead Jory, go get it.
Oh [beep].
(Jon) Its still on fire. You are doing nothing to help us.
(Jon) Jory! Do something! Its still on fire.
(Jon) This is not making it any better!
You're just leaving me over here with this toaster?!
Riley, go inside and get a cup of water, please!
(Jon) Jory is pathetic with this fire extinguisher.
(Jon) Whoa, whoa, whoa, just [beep] that! There's a lot of electrical stuff here!
(Jon) How would you pick it up and move it over...
Oh [beep]!
(Jon) Quick! Follow him!
[Toaster hisses]
(Jon) Well, is the toast done?
(Jory) Ding.
(Jon) What?! Its not even close to being finished!
(Jory) No, its crispy.
(Jon) That's the mess the toaster left and now back over here to continue what we left off.
Aw, there's black [beep] over the tray.
(Riley) What is that?
(Jory) Its black [beep].
(Jon) Who knows! I'm not a scientist!
Its not a good idea to microwave a toaster.
On one hand the toast is toasted! The bread is toasted!
I mean, I wouldn't eat it now, but you could I think.
So thats about it for "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" I am your host, Jory Caron.
Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong.
Look at all the bread thats falling out!