♪ Everyone who ever has Or ever will be anyone will be there ♪
♪ Never in the history Of entertainment will there be an affair ♪
Make sure you're not speeding up.
♪ Quite like it ♪
♪ The event of the century ♪
♪ The quintessential social adventure… ♪
I'm missing consonants in "quintessential social adventure."
-Hi. Thanks. -It sounds great.
Why didn't you tell me you were coming?
-I thought it might be a nice surprise. -Oh, no. It is. It is.
Okay. It's Tuesday.
Mm…
I need to give them the decision about the job by tomorrow, so…
Is there a moment where you can take a break?
I can't. No, the actors take breaks. I don't… I don't have any breaks.
I just don't know what I'm gonna do. So…
Um…
Can you… Can you ask for an extension?
I'm sorry, can we… Can we talk about this tonight?
I'm so… One second.
This is… Can we get this section…
♪ …there ♪
[whispers, unintelligible]
[drums join piano]
-♪ A nomination ♪ -♪ A nomination? ♪
♪ A nomination for a Face Award ♪
-♪ A Face Award ♪ -♪ Let's plug in ♪
♪ Does this mean That I'll be on the air? ♪
♪ You already were ♪
-♪ Last night, what a sight you were ♪ -♪ I was? ♪
♪ You were You played with my laser ♪
♪ You thought it was a razor ♪
♪ I'm positive that's what Caused such a scene ♪
♪ We can get on the air My music box on the air ♪
♪ Where? Who? What does this mean? ♪
♪ Everyone who ever has Or ever will be anyone will be there ♪
[music fades]
-[sighs nervously] -I can give you 50 for everything.
You're gonna sell it for five times that amount.
Fifty's the best I can do.
[sighs]
-Cash? -Great.
[sarcastic] Oh, no. He's keeping the Godspell.
"Day by Day."
[music continues]
Yeah, yeah. I love it.
Ah, ah, ah!
[Michael] I'd love to take you to lunch. Celebrate your birthday.
I can't this week.
I could really use your advice on some things.
Hey, Michael? I'm sorry, can I call you back later?
I'm just… I'm right in the middle of something here.
Oh, uh, that focus group I mentioned…
They're still looking for one more person to sign up.
It's Thursday at 11:00. I know money's tight for you right now.
You know what? Never mind.
Uh, wait. How much does it pay?
It's only 75 bucks, but it could be a thing.
I'll be there.
Thank you really. That's… Yeah, thank you.
-Wow. -Okay, bye. Bye-bye.
All right, see you.
[music builds]
[full rock band plays]
♪ Everyone who ever has Or ever will be anyone will be there ♪
-You were right. -I know.
♪ Never in the history Of entertainment will there be ♪
♪ An affair quite like it ♪
♪ The event of the century ♪
♪ The quintessential social adventure ♪
♪ We cannot afford to miss This night of bliss ♪
♪ The 31st annual Face Awards ♪
♪ Presentation ceremony Live via satellite in color ♪
♪ It's an 18-hour function With commercial interruption ♪
♪ From a marvelous, glorious Slam bang glamorama ♪
♪ Everyone who's anyone knows Everyone who's anyone knows ♪
♪ Everyone who's anyone knows Everyone will be ♪
♪ There ♪
[music ends]