L: I'm a-li-li-live in my bag, like wOw uwu <> <>
T: I'm a bad kinda play- *hysterical laughter* <> <>
*proceeds to slap the soul out of poor Winwin*
*hA jokes on you, revenge time*
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K: peculiar questions, discover cute things [T/N: the show's tagline]
Big Eye Idol Max's friends, WayV
WayV: hello everyone, we are WayV!
K: hello everyone, I'm WayV's Kun, Qian Kun
WW: hello everyone, I'm Dong SiCheng, Winwin
XJ: hello everyone, I'm Xiaojun
YY: hello everyone, I'm Yangyang
T: hello everyone, I'm Li YongQin, Ten-Ten
H: hello everyone, I'm Hendery, Huang Guan Heng
L: hello everyone, I'm WayV's Lucas, Huang XuXi
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T: is it funny?
*hysterical laughter* <>
L: *mockingly* tEn-tEn, I'm tEn tEn <>
K: *continues mocking* iM tEn tEn <>
L: then who am I? I'm LuLu~
*hysterical laughter 3.0*
L: I'm LuLu~ <> <>
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No.1 - can you commentate on each others' style today?
K: handsome *noises of agreement*
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H: iTs dEcEnt, nOt aS gOoD aS miNe WW: it is what it is <>
No.2 - everyone say a food you really want to eat right now
H: chicken feet with peanuts [T/N: it's good tho- don't judge before you actually try it]
K: pineapple bread buns
L: wHoa, whOa [T/N: same dude same, it's midnight rn and y'all making me crave food smh]
K: don't you want to eat some?
L: *starts drooling on command* <> [T/N: brO wHAT A VALID MOOD- ok but no joke I'm hungry now]
WW: crab
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XJ: boring <>
No.3 - can you reveal an interesting event that happened at the dorm recently?
XJ: recently, Bella's been peeing on Xuxi's bed- <>
L: this has made me very angry <>
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No.4 - where do each one of you want to travel to, with whom?
YY: I wanna go to the Maldives
L: I also want to go to the Maldives! <>
Ten: I wanna go to Egypt
K: Egypt? oH-ho not bad <> x6
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YY: *cackling* I lost
*smAcK*
*poor winwin*
*boop*
*pop* *snackle* *crack*
*fuiop fuiop*
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*winwin gets his revenge- eyyy- take that xiaojun, instant karma* <>
YY: ey, you talked you talked-
*jab jab cross, hook, uppercut, get those hands up- ope- got a little carried away there haha, martial arts instructor instincts kicked in*
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*psss pss*
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L: this game will last until tomorrow, eh?
I'm going home first, bye
*bro whoever edited this interview deserves a raise*
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L: ey, what's that over there?
H: eY [T/N: F in the chat for Hendery]
YY: congrats for becoming a universally invincible ninja
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asking kun: what's the secret to preventing dyed hair from fading?
K: don't wash your hair <>
*more hysterical laughter I can't keep track of*
K: no, no <>
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K: like when we usually go on stage, don't we use a lot of hairspray, those kinds of products? <>
first use shampoo to wash your hair, it has to be cold water
asking Ten: recently, hasn't your Mandarin gotten better? to the point in which you don't need other members' help?
L: yEaH, he's already really good YY: *cackling*
H: doesn't need help
T: I do need help~ <>
YY: but like, he recently learned a lot of impressive words
like, I didn't know you knew them
<<~this world is very busy~>>
<<~just kinda can't understand~>>
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asking Dong SiCheng: when can you cook for other members?
WW: hAhAhAhA if everyone doesn't mind accidents happening, then I can cook anytime <>
YY: the other day, he took the Japanese ramen we ordered and cooked it like Italian pasta
K: it was supposed to have a lot of soup <>
but he cooked it into a paste-
WW: didn't I cook the day before yesterday? d-didn't you two eat it? <>
H: yeah, it's called- *struggling*
inSTANT rAmeN
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H: yOu juSt nEeD tO aDd hOt wAtER
THAT'S NOT COOKING <>
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H: value your life, stay away from Winwin <>
asking Lucas: what do you think are the struggles of being too handsome?
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L: like, we struggle when you all keep asking us these kinds of questions
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asking Xiaojun: Xiaojun has been more buff recently, are there any funny moments during the process of lifting weights and becoming buff?
XJ: yes, I won Winwin-ge in arm-wrestling <>
anD THEN he threw Xuxi under the bus <> <>
he said he's the same level as Xuxi
WW: I think I'm on the same level as Xuxi <>
XY: I can't even win my mom-
*what a legend- now I want xiaojun's mom to arm-wrestle them*
*sOMEONE GET THIS EDITOR A RAISE*
WW: so I've decided that next time, I'll compete with Xiaojun's mom to see who's stronger [T/N: hA called it, I'm a psychic] <>
asking Hendery: in response to the nicknames Wang Guan Xiang, Gua-Gua (cucumber), Heng-Heng, Heng-Zai (canto for "boi"), Xiao (little) Heng, Qing Ren, Shuang Ren, which one do you like the most?
YY: wHo cALLeD yOu- <> <>
WW: I have goosebumps
XJ: really Shuang Ren? <>
WW: Heng-Zai [Heng-boi] YY: yeah who called you that? <>
H: it's whatever- I think this is just <>
everyone's feelings are valid <>
K: all of them are from you, I tell you <>
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asking Yangyang: Yangyang being the group's maknae, you often receive care and attention from ge-ge-men [endearing term for several older males]
H: loVe hiM sO muCh <> <>
if you have a chance to help one of their wishes come true, what would it be?
T: I wanna buy a car
WW: I want shoes, ge~ <>
L: I waNt tO bUy A hOUsE <>
K: recently, my computer has been slower
H: oUr dOrm iS a liTtLe sMaLL
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YY: this is the love that I receive <>
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asking all of WayV: can we anticipate a girl group dance?
K: no
YY: what did she say?
L: what did she say? K: can we anticipate a girl group dance?
T: yEs, yEs <>
WW: yEs yEs yEs <>
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L: this- well, in the future, K: it depends on fate
L: yeah, like when we hold concerts in the future, maybe we'll do something <>
if you really want to watch us doing it, then everyone can come and watch it together
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can you guys use simple instruction to teach a segment of your song choreography on the spot?
WayV besides WW: Winwin! Winwin!
WW: which choreography? Bad Alive?
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*squeak squeak*
*s Q U e A K*
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WW: it's just- pUsH <>
you know? pUsh
puLL
and then you sweep across like this
XJ: push pull sweep
WW: and then turn it into our WayV sign
and then *hysterical laughter part 958435* [T/N: what an absolute legend]
hOw dO yOu eXplaiN thiS paRt?
please demonstrate a song one by one but use aegyo, cutesy vibes
L: I'm a-li-li-live in my bag, like wOw uwu
*it's in English why am I subbing-*
de de de de de de de de dE *uwu*
tHousAnd dOLLaH sHoOt
*bro I'm trying not to laugh so I don't freak anyone in my zoom meeting out but you're not making it easy for me*
auGhH
*my face hurts from trying to hold in the cackling- dear god no*
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<> H: aH, fUcK *hold up there hendery- no cursing in my christian Minecraft server*
if you could have a superpower that can erase a portion of your fans' memories, which portion would it be?
K: that portion, jUSt noW
*chaos* dELeTe it, afksjgdlfkgj K: eRaSe iT, right now, this moment, now
*sErioUslY SOMEONE GIVE THIS EDITOR A RAISE, LIKE- WHERE'S THE LIE? WHERE'S THE LIE?*
can you each state your most handsome moment since your debut?
L: this second [T/N: this boi learned well- hendery must be proud]
the next second
WW: that, that, that, uh <>
YY: I think you'll be super handsome three seconds from now- 1, 2, 3
wHoA like right now <>
wOw <>
T: I have one
when I cosplayed as Mona Lisa
thAt waS sO seXy- oh wait no, brave, brave
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*my eyes- they're screaming for help*
*bruh I can't with this, I feel like this is all a fever dream, it probably is considering I haven't slept for more than 5 hours the past month*
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if you were to design a group variety show, what would you all want to do?
XJ: we could visit each other's hometowns
everyone goes to your home, your home, your home <> [T/N: eyy xiaojun, guangdong peeps represent]
YY: if we do that, filming will take half a year
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L: just, we as WayV are preparing a lot of surprises, hope that everyone will support us!
our- next project, mm XJ: will be better and better
L: yeah, we hope that everyone looks forward to that
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