Can somebody get the shark out of the water
I got it!
What are you doing?
I got it!
Golly.
Thank you, Sparky.
Let's head to the intro!
(SINGING) Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser.
Dude Perfect's in overtime.
Tall guy, beard, twins, purple hoser.
Now we're heading on to overtime.
Welcome to a very special summer-themed OT 28.
Here we are on location.
And speaking of locations, we're going
to be hitting the road very soon.
Oh!
Starting in September, actually.
If you've not got your tickets yet for the DP 2021 Tour,
click over here.
Brand new stage.
Brand new show.
Anyways, great episode.
We've got a brand new segment, Commercial Clash,
we're actually going to kicking off
with headed to Betcha headed to Top 10 headed to Cool Not Cool.
Wait.
Yes, you heard it here first.
This is the only wheel--
Yes!
--you will be seeing on this episode!
Yeah!
Praise him!
The hot streak of Cody continues.
Let's head to Commercial Clash!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Welcome to the first-ever Commercial Clash.
Wow.
Each team will have to make a commercial using
a specific product.
This week's product, Koosh.
Yes, earlier, I tasked our two teams, Garrett and Cobes, Codes
and Cor, with the responsibility of creating a commercial
under two stipulations.
Talk to me.
One, including a reptile, two, using the phrase,
that's a no for me, dog, coined by our buddy, Randy Jackson.
He's not really our buddy, but I'd love it if he was.
Randy, hit me up in my DMs, brother.
And obviously, you've got to use Koosh too.
Got it.
Otherwise, our friends are Koosh would
be very disappointed because they did sponsor this segment.
They sure did.
Bring in the laptop.
Let me see them.
As always, I know you're a huge Apple fan, so--
OK.
--we present to you, our clash.
[APPLAUSE]
This is a day I've been waiting for over two and a half years.
Every once in a while, a product comes
along that changes everything.
I present to you the Koosh ball.
[APPLAUSE]
Thank you.
I'm honored and excited to share with you some
of the latest innovations in Koosh ball technology.
Please watch this video.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
True simplicity is derived from so much more
than just the absence of clutter an ornamentation.
It's about bringing order to complexity.
We've considered the tiniest details,
distinct functional layers.
We've included more tentacles per square inch
than any other toy in history.
After decades of research, what jumps off
the page is the harmonious design
combined with the elasticity that blows minds.
[LAUGHTER]
Our lawyers have informed us that I must notify you
that using a Koosh ball is likely to attract
large lizards within 16 kilometers,
so it's a bit spooky, unless, of course,
you love large lizards, which makes it incredible.
Of course, there are a plethora of colors
to choose from, but there are a variety of sizes as well--
the first, the size of an orange,
the second, the size of a strawberry.
Here at Koosh, we are consumed by what is still to come,
but until that day, you have Koosh.
[APPLAUSE]
As you can see, we are very excited about this new product.
[GASPS]
Available now.
Make sure to go get them.
We got to do something about these lizards, boys.
[APPLAUSE] But that's a no for me, dog.
[APPLAUSE]
You know what?
I'm proud of us.
You're sitting on your couch at home, and you just saw that.
What are your thoughts?
I'm buying a Koosh, first thing.
Highs-- Coby's accent, Garrett's tucked in sweatshirt.
Yes!
Randy Jackson quote felt a little bit just thrown in there
at the end.
That's my con.
Not bad.
[APPLAUSE]
Gentlemen.
I think the only important key here
is that you are familiar with Billy Mays.
The legend, the icon of infomercials.
Click play.
(SHOUTING) Hi.
Willie Hays here for the Koosh ball,
the million-tentacle elastic fun toy
that's easy to catch and hard to put down.
Most toys are stiff, boring, and keep your attention
for less time than it takes to say Koosh.
So push these buggers in the trash.
Stop wasting cash on an overpriced toy
that brings you no joy.
I was getting used to spending over $300 a week on toys
that absolutely bored me.
But then I discovered Koosh, and now I'm happy.
(SHOUTING) With thousands of tentacles,
you'll find thousands of ways to play with Koosh.
It stretches.
It feels good, and it's practically indestructible.
Our design team has taken 20 years
to perfect the ball of happiness, where
it has been clinically tested to be allergen free
on every species.
That's not for me, dog.
(SHOUTING) Koosh patented technology delivers
more stretch and more catch.
Impress your friends.
The fun never ends.
But that's not all.
Our extensive product line goes on for miles.
Check out the original Koosh, Koosh mondo, Koosh mini,
Koosh slingshot, Koosh swoosh, and Koosh hoops,
and our latest, the Koosh paddle playset.
It doesn't matter if you're old or young,
the Koosh paddle playset packs all the fun.
And for just $9.99, you, too, can
have your very own Koosh ball.
But wait.
There's more.
Call in the next three seconds, and we'll triple the order.
That's right.
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But you got to call now.
Here how to order.
Call 555-555-5555 to get your very own Koosh ball.
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That's three original Koosh balls for just $18.75.
Don't wait.
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Product may vary in size and shape.
[INAUDIBLE] The Koosh consumer experience and satisfaction
may differ from the people shown here.
All products sold separately.
That is so good.
[APPLAUSE]
That's game.
Recognized game.
The grass in Sparky's teeth.
I agree.
That was my number one.
Also the old generation to the youngest generation.
The message screams Koosh is for everyone.
I do have a con.
We didn't quite nail the quote.
It's that's a no for me, dog.
It's a really famous quote.
What did Sparky say?
Well--
That's not for me, dog.
[LAUGHS]
I have a tough decision on my hands here.
No question about it.
And the winner of Commercial Clash is Koosh of Willie Mays!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
They deserve it.
Hey.
You know what?
I would have voted for them too.
I'll share.
You can have a Koosh as well.
I got a feeling that's not the last time we're going to head
to a clash of commercials.
Comment below if you want to see it some more.
Let's go to Betcha!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Gentlemen, I betcha I could bench press 405 pounds.
Yeah, it's a no for me, dog.
[LAUGHTER]
What?
Maybe with rocket boosters on the sides.
That's a no.
How much can you bench?
220.
I'm going to double him up today.
That's insane.
All right, votes are locked in.
You don't believe in me.
I betcha I can bench 405.
I don't think he knows how much 405 is.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
All right, gentlemen, thank you for joining me.
I will now bench 405 pounds.
I feel lied to.
Do you like being a con artist?
Is this what betcha is becoming?
He tried to ruin Cool Not Cool.
Now he's trying to ruin Betchas.
I'm not even going to clap for this guy.
There he goes.
He's going.
[LAUGHS] He can't even get it off the bar.
Dude.
Bro.
Oh, god.
Oh my gosh, Coby.
Coby, he's not going to get up.
He's going to die.
[LAUGHS]
He can't do it.
First attempt.
First attempt is a big no.
My bench is made of wood, and it's floating.
And so it's really tilting my backside up.
Sure.
I'm going to go again.
Here we go.
Coby, if you come step on my feet, that would help.
OK.
Yeah.
Would it?
Would you step on my feet?
Coby can step on your feet.
Wasn't part of your betcha, but I'll help you out.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, he's going.
Oh.
Wow.
No one clapped.
I am essentially an Olympian.
Let the record show, he could not have done it without me.
Tall Man Jones checking out.
Back to the desk.
Feel betrayed?
It's still 200.
We've been duped.
I'm not even impressed.
You shouldn't be.
It was a spoof job.
[LAUGHS] Spoof is such a good word.
We've been Kooshed.
We've been spoofed.
We've been boondoggled.
A lot of good vocab words there.
Anyways, I don't know if we should linger on it
or just go right into Top 10.
No.
No!
Let it linger.
No, I say we head to Top 10.
No.
This reminds me of a time when the integrity of Cool Not Cool
was compromised, and that is exactly what
is happening to this Betcha.
We were boondoggled!
We were.
I don't want to be boondoggled at my own desk!
You know what's a good Betcha?
Can you smash a diamond with a hammer?
Yeah, because guess what?
You take a real diamond, a real hammer,
and you try to really smash it.
And you get an answer.
Anyways, let's head to Top 10.
No.
No, we're not going to Top 10 because you know what else?
Hey, betcha I can swim a mile.
Yeah, cool.
With floaties on.
And a jet pack!
Put smoke coming out of my ears.
Golly.
I'm upset.
Now it's time for me to be frustrated because guess what?
It's Ty, again, at Top 10.
No, Garrett's been trying to send us there the whole time.
You don't deserve it.
Gar.
It's time for Top 10.
Woo.
Welcome to another sure-to-be-controversial,
sure-to-be-heated Top 10, but luckily,
we are talking top 10 frozen treats to keep us cool.
I got one request.
What do you got, Gary?
Please don't throw it over the balcony.
Send it!
Yeah!
Hold on.
[GLASS BREAKING]
Oh!
I mean, that is just a nightmare of a cleanup.
I want this to be a happy segment.
Right now it is so argumentative.
For me--
I could lose my ever-loving mind.
I could absolutely snap today.
I hope you guys see why this is difficult.
Hey, you guys want to get started?
Yeah.
We're going to start it off actually
a little bit differently.
Ladies and gentlemen, the number one honorable mention
of Top 10, Chick-fil-A peach milkshakes.
Oh!
OK, this is good.
Thank you.
Number 10.
If you did not grow up around a pool with this bad boy
dripping down your hand in multicolored fashion--
If it's a bomb pop.
This is so late.
If you've never had yourself a bomb pop.
A bomb pop at 10?
A bomb pop at 10.
That's a top seven!
No, it's not.
It's not even in the top 10.
Cor, would you like one?
Oh my word.
You just threw my bomb pop?
It didn't explode, so we got lucky.
[GASPS]
Wow.
[LAUGHS]
Throw my bomb pop.
I'll throw your shake.
I know we're filming, but I'm really sad!
OK, moving on, number nine.
The only reason number nine is not higher on the list
is expectations don't always meet reality.
SpongeBob frozen treat.
I have a feeling that what we are about to see
doesn't necessarily look like SpongeBob.
Oh.
And that is why this is a number nine.
Oh!
Number eight, what frozen treat just
exudes confidence and customization?
DQ Blizzard.
Oh, they're so good.
What other treat do you hand out the window to somebody
at a drive-through and say, here you go?
Dairy's worth it when it's a Blizzard.
This should be higher.
And I'm putting it upside down in honor of the Texas stop
sign.
Number seven on the list--
this is where I could see some tensions rising--
a very common item that who would have thought
becomes an incredible delicious dessert.
Peanut butter and jelly.
Frozen grapes.
[LAUGHS]
Don't knock it till you've tried it, my friends.
Over a Blizzard with Reese's?
It's like ice cream.
You know what?
No!
You will not put grapes on a top 10 list!
It's a fruit!
Next time we all drive through Dairy Queen on a trip,
we're going to get him grapes.
This is a soft answer, and I'm turning away
the grapes of wrath.
Number six, if you did not go to a baseball game
and get one of these growing up, then you
may not be an American.
Oh my gosh.
This is number six?
Number six, ladies and gentlemen--
This is number one.
A cookie sandwich?
--the big kahuna--
Oh!
There it is.
Not even top five?
It's a number one or two!
Absolutely incredible.
That's a two.
Disregard the placement for minute,
phenomenal frozen treat.
Number five, moving on, this is where we really take things up
a notch.
One of the greatest regular treats of all time
gets an upgrade as a frozen treat.
The Snickers ice cream bar, number five.
1,000 times better than a regular Snickers too.
Did we just all agree on one?
Well, when I leave my grandparents' house,
that's what I grab for the drive home.
This is insane, Coby.
You need to calm down.
All right, number four, Dippin' Dots.
So good.
There it is.
Probably should be number one, but, yeah, we'll take it.
So good.
Unbelievable top five frozen treat of all time.
Moving on to number three, Blue Bell Cookie Two Step.
Yeah!
It is a combination of chocolate chip cookie dough and--
Cookies and cream.
Cookies and cream ice cream combined in one.
It's insane.
The number two, we do not have this in-house
with us, the Orange Julius.
What is that?
[LAUGHS]
From Dairy Queen.
Have you had an Orange Julius?
Yes.
Have you had an Orange Julius?
Is it a smoothie?
A frothy orange slushy milkshake combination.
Can we have an intervention moment?
Let's just take that one down.
That's awful, Ty.
It's not too late.
What do you do in a moment like this?
Do you trust your gut?
Do follow your heart?
Do you follow your arrow, or do you
succumb to the peer pressures of the outside world
and say, I'll just fold?
I'll fold over.
I'm a weak man who will just lay down when
I'm challenged with adversity.
No!
The Orange Julius stays!
Moving on!
Get Ty out of Top 10.
Let's go.
The top comment needs to be, he must go.
He must go!
Just go with number one so I can go eat my treat in private.
The number one single greatest frozen treat
in the history of all the lands--
I don't like the smirk.
I'm punching him in the kidneys.
The Choco Taco!
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
We did it!
Oh!
He saved it!
It is unbelievable!
It will never be beat!
Never!
Go down as the greatest frozen treat ever.
You don't even have a Klondike Bar up there.
There it is, number one.
Here, here to the Choco Taco.
Here, here.
Well, we'll see you guys next time on Top 10.
If I'm forced out against my will,
just know that it was not my decision.
If I'm not standing up here, know
that I was forced against my will to sit in that seat.
And I didn't want to do it.
Get him out!
And it was one of them!
He must go!
He must go.
Hey you know what?
We can all agree that we're going to have
fun this next segment, right?
Let's head to Cool Not Cool in the pool.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Welcome to Cool Not Cool in the pool.
I'm going to cut this intro short.
I'm going to go first.
Wow.
The theme today, summer products.
No one told me that.
But I brought one, so we're fine.
We're fine.
All right, Ty.
It's a food item.
Yes.
Is that the same product with a different fruit?
As Cody addressed, last item I brought in the pool--
a watermelon slicer.
It was a good one.
You got a watermelon open, all you got to do--
Oh, Mylanta.
I mean--
I still use that currently, by the way.
Great item.
Today I brought a pineapple slicer.
Wow.
Guys, check this out.
Everyone struggles with how to eat this.
You cut the top off, pre-cut, just like there,
and then it depends how far you want to go down.
Save it for later?
Oh!
Oh, wow, I mean--
You put it down and you grab a slice, brother.
Genius!
Hey, you get a slice, you get a slice.
You get a nugget.
No way!
That was remarkable.
I agree.
Sometimes people make things that just work perfectly.
Super cool in the pool, baby!
Woo!
I'm going to piggyback off the pineapple.
Don't touch that last slice.
I'll be right back.
Coming in hot [LAUGHS] literally!
How about a floating grill, for you and the
bros when you're pooling it?
Oh!
Hey, hey.
You know what?
[INAUDIBLE] the pineapple.
Oh, that's going!
I'll go and throw mine in,
OK.
I thought it was a really dangerous, terrible idea.
[LAUGHING]
All right,
Thing is, I was moving my buttons around
and I swapped them to make them like yours.
Cody, you're so lucky.
Oh, my gosh, it's cooking, dude!
Unbelievable item, brother!
Yes!
I'm on my way.
Ow, it's hot!
And just remember, you can grill a hot dog, a hot steak.
Cannonball!
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh, oh no, not the grill!
A little soggy.
All right, Cory--
What?
This side of my bun, totally good.
This side of my bun is cannonball wet!
It has nothing to do with his item.
I agree, it has nothing to do with his item.
We're eating.
Yeah!
That was my fault, guys.
Really?
I own that.
I'm up, boys.
The last time I was in the pool, I
helped you cool down in the summer with a little spritzer.
A remote controlled personal mister
Oh yeah, you got [INAUDIBLE].
Oh yeah!
You guys loved it.
I'm sure you remember.
What is it, Cody?
A pack full of ice!
You put it on, you feel unbelievable.
Hey, let me try it.
You truly have to put it on to experience it.
Oh!
You have not lived till you have mowed your yard wearing this.
I had my thoughts originally.
It feels incredible!
Yes!
I'm in.
It really does.
Yes.
It's not the worst item he's ever brought, I'll say that
I mean, on a hot day lawn mowing, this is--
It doesn't look cool, but it is cool.
I agree.
If you know what I mean?
You dislike it?
I can respect that.
OK, yeah, I definitely dislike it.
[LAUGHING]
Wow.
Dang it.
Get it.
I've got a cube attacking my collarbone over here.
Can we just go to our quick replay?
"I got a cube attacking my collarbone back here."
What is that called?
Not your collarbone, brother!
I don't like it.
This is why it's important to have vocab words.
"Collarbone," the bone right here.
Would you guys believe me if I told you
I've had my item in my shirt this whole time?
I guess.
I mean, I have no reason not to.
Yeah, I have no reason not to.
Well, I would have had you guys, because I have it.
I was holding it with my feet!
We call this the Sea Scooter.
Let me show you mind blowing speed and agility underwater.
OK, that is a waste of my time.
I want to try.
Here's the thing, I'm an honest reviewer--
Oh no!
Oh!
Oh no!
Can I change my vote?
No, you may not!
The Flamingo killer just got it super cool.
Hey, that's on me.
So we got to get out of here.
We never finished the vote on my item!
We never-- no, we don't have time!
Everyone get out!
Get out!
We don't have time!
Cory's up.
Oh, oh.
[LAUGHING]
All right, guys, I got three little kids.
I'm sure your kids, just like mine, like bubble baths.
What would be cooler to your kids
than your entire pool becoming a giant bubble bath?
I introduce to you, Foamo!
Oh, guys, I just got squirted in the eye.
No way.
Eight minutes!
No way.
Your best bud's pool can be covered--
I can't even [INAUDIBLE]--
--in foam!
--green button!
How will the grill react?
[LAUGHING]
It's my pool.
What do you mean?
Of course I don't like it!
I love it.
I love it too.
Shut it down!
It's floating in close!
Head to the [INAUDIBLE].
Get it out!
Oh, yeah!
Back to the desk!
Thanks for watching, guys.
Special thanks to our friends at Koosh
for making this video possible.
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Signing off for now.
Pound it and Nogs, Cody's a liar.
400 pounds, baby!
Woo!