- [Jenni] This is going to turn into a--
- [Snooki] Let's go (beep) sea whoring, let's go!
- [Man] Oh! Come on!
(camera scrolling)
- Yo dog, I feel like he was giving me weird looks.
Three seconds later he comes up to me and goes,
"Yo dog, do yo thing." - Who?
Who said that?
- This guy! He comes up to me and goes,
"Yo dog, do yo thing I respect you," meaning, one up!
- Mike is paranoid about Johnny,
cause of what happened with Snooki and Mike and the Pest,
Mike's having an imaginary confrontation
in his head right now.
- Yo, if you want to talk to him knock yourself out.
- [Man] Yeah bro, for real, but I just want to kick it.
(laughs)
- [Man] Oh, don't comin' out I say it.
- [Second Man] Oh, I say jump on it.
(jumble of voices)
(beep)
- Go inside and get me a drink.
(intense electric beats)
- I don't want to like,
kick your boyfriend in the head, but I feel like
he's looking at me. Is there a problem?
Tell me right now.
- [Snooki] If Mike says anything to Johnny,
I'm legit going to punch Mike in the face.
Mike, he's not looking at you, so relax.
- Okay.
- Mike is not going to break me and Johnny up,
Johnny is the guy that I'm going to marry.
(music shift to electric dance rythmn)
- I want to dance on that!
♪ Oh, feel so good for me, ♪
♪ Try and set me free, set me free, ♪
♪ Try ♪
- Someone get her down.
♪ Set me free ♪
♪ Let me free you ♪
♪ Don't you do that. ♪
♪ Oh! Let me, draw me ♪
Stop!
- Come here.
- Stop.
- Are you done?
You don't want to talk to me? Bye.
(explosion)
(dramatic music)
- [Jenni] What happened?
Johnny stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Let her (beep) embarrass herself.
You're not embarrassing yourself.
Stop! You just heard me.
- Johnny?
- [Jenni] You just heard me.
- [Snooki] Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?
- [Woman] I tell him.
- He's up there.
- [Woman] Oh wait, Nicole- - [Snooki] No!
(beep) you guys, where'd (beep) he go? Where did he go?
Aarh! Johnny?
Johnny!
Johnny get back here.
Mm, I will kill you in two seconds-
- There goes Nicole.
- Aw, Lawrence, just, this is just pointless,
I'm not getting involved.
- [Snooki] Johnny? Johnny stop!
- [Ronny] Alright, let's be serious bro.
- There goes Ronny.
- [Snooki] Where are you going? Stop!
- [Ronny] Johnny! Johnny! - [Snooki] Stop!
Stop! Stop! - [Ronny] Snook, Snook.
- [Snooki] Get over yourself, get over yourself.
- [Ronny] Snooki, Snooki.
I just want to-- - [Ronny] Stop!
- [Snooki] (beep) lay with you.
What is wrong with you?
- Go to Jenni, go to Jenni.
- [Jenni] Nicole? Please... - [Snooki] No!
Don't touch me right now!
- [Jenni] Stop!
Look at what you're doing! Please stop!
- No! No don't!
- Please stop, you're doing it to him!
- Nobody (beep) talk to me! Nobody talk to me!
- What the (beep) going on.
- Nobody's doing it! - [Snooki] Blah blah blah,
I don't care! - [Jenni] You're doing it!
You're doing it! - Like what the (beep)?
- [Jenni] Man up and realize - Well where's he going then?
- [Jenni] that you're acting like an (beep)!
Where's he going? - [Jenni] You're acting like
a (beep)ing ass(beep).
- So where's he going Jenny? Where's he going?
- He's running away from you!
- [Snooki] You're such a bitch!
- [Jenni] I'm not-- I am a bitch,
but I'm giving you a (beep)ing reality check!
- [Snooki] Don't talk to me I don't want you near me.
- I don't care if you don't want to talk to me!
- Don't talk to me! Don't get near me!
- [Jenni] I'm trying to protect your boyfriend!
- Don't get near me!
- I'm trying to protect your boyfriend!
- [Snooki] Don't touch me! Don't touch me!
- [Jenni] I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!
- Don't touch me! Don't get near me! I hate you!
- [Jenni] But I'm giving you a reality check!
- [Snooki] I hate you!
Where's my boyfriend?
- Like I get it she's drunk, she yelled at me,
I'm going to put that aside for the next 20-30 minutes,
and I just need to find this kid for my best friend.
(Snooki crying)
♪ Just touch behind ya ♪
- [Jenni] Johnny!
- Why? Where the (beep) is my boyfriend?
Where's my boyfriend? I don't deserve this right now!
- [Jenni] Johnny!
- Why'd he leave me like that?
- [Woman] I know, I know.
(explosion)
(camera scrolling)