Hellllo
Sasho
Guys today we're going to play Minecraft
Guys one of our awesome fans has made this map
Thanks a lot
He's spent so much time to build Mialand
Imagine
Imagine spending hours building..
Best place in the world -this hell hole
On a..
Best place in the world
wreckage
I don't get it!
The only way to get to Mialand is by
love and
Kindness and
Happiness and
friendship
and graciousness
Mialand is a wreck
Capish?
Look at our skins Mia! -They're so beautiful!
Are you seeing my style?!
It looks just like you
Could you...
Look
We're friends in this game
I didn't mean to, it was an accident -We should get to Mialand together
Do you understand?
Are we teammates?
Yea we should reach there together
Guys Rambod made these awesome skins for us
I wanna see myself
Wait
Now I can see myself
My drip's..
Did you see my crown Mia?
It looks exactly like you!
Legit I didn't set my shirt with this guys
I just randomly put this on today
And I'm wearing white for the first time in my life today
and here I'm wearing a black top
Ok what should we do Mia?
Let's get to Mialand
Oh there are chests here -Is Mialand outside?
Mia's chest
You shouldn't break things!
Wait a minute
For the love of God
It's started
just don't spam R2 on things!
Stop spamming R2!
Please
Stop
When someone tells me to not do something I can't help myself -Just stop breaking things
This isn't how we supposed to do this!
he didn't build all of these for us to break!
We should keep going
OK, let's go
I wanna open my chest
I'm opening my chest
Oh there are 64 breads in it
It's meat, take them all
So much bread
It literally says bread
Literally..
Aha!
Since I was vegetarian for a while I didn't get meat
So beautiful
And since I'm a peace of fine meat I got meat
And you're bread
no one wants bread
a hopeless bread
I have a flower Kourosh, Come here
[Mumbles in chad]
Just follow me
[Stares in disbelief]
First rule
You shouldn't break anything
Understood?
Now after seeing the rule I got it
But I don't give a hoot when you say it - Unless I left..
..you notes
Oh we can break things if he lefts us a note
We can't build and craft
Let's go
Click on the bed if you saw one
Oh that’s a save point, we respawn from there
OK
If you got damaged have some food to heal up
We'll have food in case of getting damaged
You think I'm a damn noob and don't know all these?!
Let's go
Oh that's gorgeous
Can I go near the portrait?
Come come come
Why you're picture's there too
In the Mialand's path
Kouooooosh
My picture!
Look
Don't go near..
Don't go near my portrait
Go away Kimi
Let's stop breaking things from now on
Don't break it Mia
He put so much effort into them
Don't hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit me
Ok let's go
Aha btw your username is Mia5858
Yea because we've swapped our Pcs
Ok let's go
Let me come
Look at here
Check the booty
We can twerk together
[Shamaizadeh - Berkeh ]
*JK*
[Cardi B-WAP]
What should we do now?
What?!
What does it say here?!
Pool is closed you should open it [In Farsi "Pol" means bridge]
Pool?
Bridge bridge!
Not pool
imbecile
Not pool
It says pool
The bridge is closed
We should open it
Maybe there is a thing around
Don't brea..
He said the breaking rule doesn't apply on notes
I jump here
Maybe he's an idiot and built this river the way that you can jump over it
I DON'T NEED A BRIDGE
Nope, didn't work
Hold up
One more time
Mialand is ****
Nope, can't do that
Dude, I'll search the water you search the jungle
What's this?
What's what?
What's this?
Bride is closed
YOU OPENED THE BRIDGE MIA
He left that button
I'm a genius or what? -Good job
Good job Mia
Keep jumping in the water you imbecile
I can't go over there
I have to stay in this path -It's so cool
What's going on up here
Nothing's happening
There's note here come come come
First lever: Kourosh's best purchase
First lever: Kourosh's best purchase -What's my best purchase?
Oh wait
What's the best thing that I got
Kourosh' best purchase
Sword
Fish
Egg
WOOD
Wood
Wood wood wood wood
wood
Get outta here
That was the first one
That's the first one
What about the second time? (x10)
Second lever
The thing that Mia 's waiting for each year
What do you wait for each year?
I wait for an egg each year
Now that I think about it I can do that
No
Halloween!
Pull it
OK
Did it work?
No there's a third one
What's the third one?
Third lever
Poor Maziyar, shame Kourosh
In our previous Minecraft video we throw Maziyar in lava
LAVA
Go go go go -Is it lava?
Yea yeah yeah
If I hit the wrong one we'll blow up
I don't know, let's find out
Let me think about it
I'm sure about it
Hit it
We opened the door
What would you do if you didn't have me Kourosh
You couldn't do anything
What does it say here?
OK we're in the dungeon
Go go go, sleep over there
I'll sleep here
We cool
We're good
It's saved
Should we go down this hole?
Let's go
Come
Did you sleep?
We fell in water
Yes I slept
What does it say here?
Aren't these traps?
The way out is under one of the carpets
Destroy the carpets
That's fine, I'll do that
KOUROSH!
NO NO
What did you do?!
I didn't know they'll shoot arrows at us!
Hold on
You should use your brain sometimes in your life
Did you know that?
Can you use your head?
Kourosh put that head in work
Dude don't hit me
My HP's low
Eat meat
Dude wait a minute -Use your brain
Wait wait
I think
The way out is under one of the carpets -I wanna put myself in the creator's shoes
Let me say
If I were him - Destroy the carpets
I'd put it under the red carpet -to find the way out
Stop it please
Wait a minute
Don't touch anything
I thought that's the one
Fine I'll stop
Maybe this is it
I can't..
By judging their patterns I think it's the white one
[Furious growling]
Help
It's Mia's favorite color
It's this color -The blue one
We'll hit them all
All of them
OK
I didn't see that over there
Me neither
Wait wait wait
I'm about to d**
I'm about to D**, stop hitting them
This one's empty, Should I go down?
Yeah yeah yeah, you found the path!
Go go go
I wish I could stop you
Hello there
Put all of the arrows here
Haha, Imagine I listen to a note
Dumbass
I'm doing as he said
I don't give a damn
I'm putting all of the arrows in the box
I have a lot of meat and I don't put one of my arrows in there
OK
-Kourosh you put them in there, right? -
Get outta here
Go back and leave your arrows there
"Kourosh you put them in there my *** "
Let's go
We should climb these woods
Come on come on come on
Follow me
JAUMP
Follow me
Guys even Mialandians can't reach to Mialand
Look at me up here
I'm looking at you while eating meat from here Mia
Look at this buffoon
You know what will happen at the end?
We'll find out that this place is Mialand
This horrible dungeon that we're in
Ok ok come here
Come here come here
Do you mind?
I'm the king of Deathruns
Move
What do you mean by "move"?
I'm leading the way!
Are you leading the way?
Why do you make that noise every time you jump?
I don't get it
Hold on
HAAAUA
OK
PAAH
OK
Are you here?
I'm trying to
Good job
Good job Mia
If I fall down from here, Legit I'll throw myself out of
THE WINDOOOOOOOOW
Good job good job
NOOOOooo
Get back down there
Only one person can..
OH NOOOOO * #karma *
Noooo
I misclicked!
Oh no
Dude one of us should get to Mialand
If I get there first I'll destroy it
Capish?
You're such an idiot
I'll split Mialand in half
In half!
How much of an idiot you are?
If we wanted to measure your stupidity from 1 to 10
If I get to you I'll push you down again -It's over
It's over
And I'll destroy this
so you can't come up here
Don't you dare!
Mia don't!
Legit I can't come if you do that
Mia listen to me
I'll throw you down again
You can't
I'll throw you down again
You can't do..
Get outta here pal
Get outta here
It's bouncy!
I pushed you down to K*** you
But you're fine
I should jump in there with this trampoline
Move away
Got it
How did you got up there?
You should jump in the middle part
You jumped exactly on the crack between them
I should jump on the first one
then the second one
then jump up
Or should I jump straight on the second one
No no no just jump on them and get up
Jump and get up
You just keep jumping on the tiny crack that's between them
Why it didn't jump!
Why I can't do this?
You'll get it this time
Well done now get back down ther..
I FELL OFF MYSELF!!
What does it say here
Welcome to the dungeon you purehearted people
For getting out of here you should go to the second floor
There are so many paths up there but one of them is the way out
Hint
In the previous Minecraft video, Mia was shocked when saw this thing in Kourosh's house
What did I have that shocked you? -Bed?
I had a bed
And?
My god here's filled with zombies!
Adios! -It's filled with zombies here!
I think it's better to run -Should we ki** them?
Let's kill them
I don't think so
I'll protect you, run Mia run
I'm protecting you Mia
Run
Go reach to Mialand
Go to Mialand
Oh my he has a bow
Oh my he's shooting me
My hp's really low -Wait wait wait
Bed
Mia was surprised when she saw it
Where's the bed?
What was I surprised to see?
Chicken
I don't remember
Meat?
What did you see in my house?
Oven!
I told you!
You were like:You have oven in your house?!
Where's the oven?
Here here
Come in come in
Come in
Let me hit them
Where's the oven?
Here here here here
Which one's the oven?
Here here here
Come on, shut the door behind your back
Always shut the door behind your back
Nice
Today's punishment!
Hot lava!
Lava
No no no no no no
Don't be wrong my friend
What does it say?
In which year beloved Gohar came to this world?
We were supposed to know that?
[Nervous laughter]
1967 -Why tho?
1963
1954
Let me think
COME ON KOUROSH!
Let me think about Gohar for a sec!
Things were about to get spicy!
I'm sure it's 19.. -In my eyes Gohar is still a blossom
She's like bud
She’s that young to me
I think it's 1954
Really?
Door's closing, come on
You're the boss Mia
Did you get that?
You left me behind?
Did you get that?
Gohar I proved my love to you today
I proved my love to you
MBTI personality test of Mia and Kourosh
I have no idea
I'm an INFJ
I know mine
You should know yourself's too
I have no idea what was I
What? It took me 3 hours to take that test from you and you don't remember it?!
I don't care about these tests that much
You were an ENTP
Or ENFP maybe
[Over celebrating]
What???
It's a math problem now?
Which one is the I?
Ninth
Ok first number's 9
Who sings it like that?!
Why did you sing LMNOP twice?!
I sing it like that
NOOOOOO
Who reads LMNOP twice?
*INFJ's*
Guys she says that twice!
Why would you say LMNOP twice?
I can't believe you sing it like that
Which one was it anyways? -Cuz you're an imbecile
It's 9 and what?
KoUrOSh yOu'Re aN iMbEcILe yOu ShOuLD..
Look, I'm absolutely sure
if we get stuck in a situation like this in real life
you'll get us ki*** right off the bat Mia
you'll get us ki*** right of bat
Oh Something's on that wall
Oh you go on that wall, I'll push the buttons from here
Nice
I hope that makes you left behind
I hope you get stuck here
First we should.. wait wait wait... -Open this for me
OK it's open -Please
Thanks
This one's open -Can you jump?
Open this one -Hold on
When I pushed it you should jump as fast as you can
It can throw me down
You should jump fast, got it?
3,2,1
Wait
Yeah
Go
Good job!
Well
Now what?
Now this one
Ok we've arrived -Come on come on come on
I have a thingy here
Nice, I opened the door for you
You're on the other side
Mia we got separated
Better, I can go destroy Mialand faster
Two windows are trapped in a stone wall [ Lyrics of Googoosh - Do Panjereh]
If I were on the other side I'd beat you up
Bed bed bed
OK
I'll go up here
Ummm what should I do?
What's going on?
Where you at?
We're still separated
I'm by the bed
Yea doofus, as you can see
Let me climb up here
[Continues to ruin Googosh' legacy]
Oh I've arrived to a cool place -Eh there's a path here
It's maze, hold on
MAZ
It says I should guide you from up here
I can see the maze from up here
Eh so cute
But I don't want help
Wait
In a Maz
Hold on
You put your hand on the wall on your right
and keep going -That technique won't work
It does, we'll see -Let's see
[Googoosh strikes again]
This game's hell
Mia we've been playing for two hours
just let me tell you where to go -NOOOO DON'T!
Follow the right hand
Maybe one day you get stuck in a Maz in real life
I'm watching how you're screwing from up here
You're gong the wrong way
You be like: she thought me so many things
You'll get there eventually but
it takes way more time
you're going back to where you came from
[Keeps singing Googoosh and giving zero hoots]
Go straight
Follow this path
Now what that I've reached this junction?
Go right right right
I really wanted to test the technique once
Right
Well done
I wanted to test that thing
Did you notice how cool the teamwork part was designed?
You wanted to test right hand technique like idiots
No that's wrong
Did we arrive?
You opened the door for me
Open the door Mia
It's so beautiful
We've reached to Mialand!
Oh no
Get in the minecrafts
Mine carts
Sit sit
It's sooo cool
Ehh I'm going from down here and you're up there
They've put on fireworks for you Mia
It's sooo beautiful
You're fans are here to welcome you
We're here to meet them
Oh that's cool [With a sarcastic tone]
I love you so much Mia
MOVE
It's their real names
Where are the names
Look above their heads
You can see their names
It says all of Mialandians are kind
Did you see the notes?
One of the coolest things that I've seen in my life
Long live Mialand, I love you
Who said long live Mialand?
Can I see that?
Don't you dare!
Nah nah we're cool
Don't you dare touch them -Which one was it?
I won't tell you
Long live Mialand, I love you
STOP IT!
STOP
One of the guys..
What's his name?
Stop
Kianmehr
Imma smoke Kianmehr -Go away Kourosh!
Kianmehr's gone
KOUROSHHHH
Kianmehr's gone
PHEW!
OK
Hey guys
DO YOU KNOW I SPAWNED HOW FAR BEHIND?
This place's so beautiful!
It has everything!
Here's a store!
What do they sell?
I think Halloween stuff
Your currency is Kimi
Maziyar's house!
Too bad I'm gone or I'd K*** them all Mia
Imma get there real quick
You won't be here in centenary
Imma get there
I'm coming
I'm here
Nooo Kourosh! I'M HERE!
Kourosh don't
I'm having fun -Where's Maziyar?
Where's Maziyar at?
Kourosh stop for a minute
I'm having so much fun
For the love of God
[Sadistic shouting]
* I listened multiple times and still have no idea what she's saying, Sorry*
Would you stop mur*** me?
What's this?
It says M..
Parrot
You're pictures
I declare from today Mialand belongs to Kouroshtopia
Kourosh don't touch the pic..
Ok
It's time to D**
No no
Don't K*** me
There's a chest here
There are binoculars in it
Aha I can see everywhere from up here
You can see all of the Mialand from up here Mia
It's so gorgeous
Let me pick one of these to see around
No other game has made me this emotional in my life
I've never seen something like this before
I want to be in a place like this one day from the bottom of my heart
It's so stunning
Look around from third person view
see how amazing this place is
What's this?
Did you see?
Adios Mia
THIS PLACE BELONGS TO KOUROSHTOPIA
YOU'RE NOTHING MIA
KOUROSHTOPIA WILL CONQUER MIALAND AND BURNS IT TO THE GROUND
Come down
I'LL DESTROY EVERYWHERE
KourOSHTOPIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
From the bottom of my heart I wish I can see you guys like this one day
Hang out and have so much fun
and be happy
I'm Mia, thank you for watching -MIALAND IS NOTHING
NOTHINGGGGGGGGG
Kourosh knock it off
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