Mario: Press start to play!
Okie-dokie, you do just like Mario OK?
OOF!
Game: *Uninterested tone* Hello. Welcome to Mario Simulator. You get to do Mario stuff. Hooray.
Luigi: Mario! It's new Super Mario World!
Everything's different!
There's water in the sky, Mario!
And there's blocks everywhere!
Yoshi Coins!
Mario-
Oh, my children!
Mario: I've got shit to do!
*pipe sounds*
Toad: HEY!
What are you doing today?
Mario: AH!
(groans)
THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!!!
Game: Oh no. It's Bowser.
Mario: NO! She's a bitch!
It's raping time!
Bowser: Please! Please bring amberlamps!
Game: Fatality!
Peach: (screams)
Toad: THE PRINCESS HAS BEEN CAPTURED!!!!
Mario: You dirty bitch!
*ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
OOF! Ouch!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ahhh... Fresh meat.
Wa-hah!
Oh no!
Diabeetus.
Game: Game Over.
Hello. Welcome to Mario-
Mario: HMPF!
Luigi: (Unknown language.)
OH SHIT!
I WANT MORE!
Mario: YAH-HOOOO.-ooooo.......!
Oh man... Aren't I done yet?
Game: Nope.
Mario: Bullshit! This game sucks, give it-a-to Luigi!
Luigi: OHAHAHA!
Ke$ha: Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P Diddy--
Luigi: GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE!!
*static*
*Smexy Music*
Wario: I'm gonna win!
Mario: Get out of here!
Mario: Say, I'm hungry. Have you got any food?
NO!
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
FEED ME!! FEEEEEEED MEEE!!!!
Mario: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM.*
Mario: *Blech!* That tastes like shit!
*NOM NOM NOM, NOM.*
Mario: I'ma bet you can't do this!
VRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMM. VRRRRRRRRRM. *Crash*
*BOOM*
Daisy: Whoa whoa whoa WHOA!
Mario: DAFUQ?
WHOAAA-MMMMMMMMM!
Hmm? Oh! Can I have it?
*PUNCH!*
Whoa, no touchy!
NOOOO Touchy.
*Jeopardy music*
Daisy: Ha! Your just a gutless fatso!
Game: Hello. Welcome to Mario S-
Daisy: WhatEVER!
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA. I'M ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NIGGA.
*Crash?*
*Ding*
Swagtubbie: Yeah.
*FANBOY SCREEEEECH!*
Mario: HEHEHEH!
Swagtubbie: Hey what the fuck!
*OMG OHHHH*
RUN!
*AHAHAHAHA!!*
Mario: Yaa!
Mario: DEFEATED NOW BITCH?!
Swagtubbie: *sniff* You'll pay for what you've done!
Mario: OOH HOO HOO HOO! OOH HOO!
Toad: Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Mario: WHAT IS THIS?!
Woohoo! Woohoo!
WHAT IS THIS?!
Mario: Get the f*ck outta here!
Toad: I just wanted to be your friend!
Mario: Mama-mia!
Mario: Oooooohh...
Mario: La-la-la-hmm-hmm-hmm!
La-la.
*DINGDONG*
Mario: Uhh, hello?
Mario: OH MY GOD!
Swagtubbie: Defeated now, bitch?!
Game: Game over YEAAAAAAAAH!!!
SMG4: Ah sh*t! He figured it out!
Mario: Oh, boy! That makes me so happy!
FUUUUUUUUUU!
Game: Game over YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AW FUCKING! WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AM I RIGHT!
Mario: NO!
KAAAAAAAMAAAAYYYYYYYYHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*super saiyan sound*
*bloop*
*Poot*
Mario: I did it.
I saved the world.
*BOOOOOM*
(An SMG4 outro)
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