- I WENT THROUGH YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES,
AND--TO FIND PICTURES OF YOURS THAT I COULD SHOW THE WORLD.
Y'ALL TAKE SOME CRAZY STUFF.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
WHERE IS VALENTINA CLARICE?
IS THAT RIGHT?
WHERE IS VALENTINA CL...
- WHAT?
HEY.
IS IT CLARICE?
STAND ON UP. DON'T BE SHY.
- OH, OKAY. YES, CLARICE.
- YOU ASKED FOR IT; YOU PUT THESE PICTURES OUT THERE.
[laughter]
I'M--I'M ONLY DOING MY JOB.
YOU WANTED TO SHARE.
YOU PUT THEM UP THERE FOR PEOPLE TO SEE.
I'M HELPING IT REACH MORE PEOPLE.
[laughter]
ALL RIGHT, DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I'M GONNA SHOW?
- I AM SO TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW.
- OH, MAYBE I-- MAYBE THERE'S MORE
I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED THROUGH.
[laughter]
YOU WERE ON VACATION RECENT-- A LOT OF PEOPLE GO ON VACATION,
AND THEY TAKE PICTURES WHEN THEY'RE ON VACATION.
AND THEY GO TO, LIKE, LANDMARKS.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
- OH, WOW.
[laughter]
YEAH.
[laughter]
SO...
THAT'S--THAT'S NEW YORK.
A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING OR...
- THOSE ARE ACTUALLY MY COUSINS.
- UH-HUH.
- THEY LIVE IN URUGUAY, BY THE WAY,
AND THEY'RE WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW,
AND THEY'RE GOING TO FREAK OUT.
THEY LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD.
- OH, REALLY? IN URUGUAY? IS THAT WHERE THEY ARE?
- YEAH, THAT'S WHERE THEY LIVE.
- OH, WOW.
WELL, NO WONDER THEY'RE-- THEY'VE NEVER SEEN...
[laughter]
- I WANTED TO SHOW THEM AMERICA, SO I WAS LIKE...
- YOU'RE IN AMERICA. - RIGHT, EXACTLY.
[laughter]
USA.
- TOTALLY.
THANK GOD WE TALKED IT OUT.
- YEAH. - OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
- SEE, IT'S GOOD TO KEEP TALKING.
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE, AND IT'S ALL...
IT'S ALL GOOD NOW.
- ETHEL MALONE, WHERE ARE YOU?
- OH, MY GOD.
[laughter]
- HI, ETHEL. - HI.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING?
- VERY GOOD. THANK YOU. AND YOURSELF?
- I'M VERY GOOD. THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME, ETHEL.
YOU LIKE TO TRAVEL?
- YES, I DO. - OKAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS WAS TAKEN.
IT WAS SOME TYPE OF AN EXCURSION.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK. - OH, GOD, WHICH ONE?
[laughter]
- OH.
WHAT?
HOW DID YOU GET THAT?
- HOW--HOW DID I GET IT?
[laughter]
YOU ENDED UP ON THE INTERNET, IS WHAT HAPPENED.
- YEAH, I CAN'T SEE.
IS MY UNDERWEAR-- ARE MY PANTS UP OR DOWN?
- YEAH. - I CAN'T SEE.
- WHERE WAS THAT?
- I THINK THAT WAS IN JASPER.
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S...
- THANK YOU.
[laughter]
THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT.
IT... THANK YOU.
WHERE IS JUAN-- THIS IS MY FAVORITE.
JUAN MANTILLA, WHERE ARE YOU?
HI.
[laughter and applause]
IT'S SO FUNNY-- - HELLO, ELLEN.
- HI, JUAN.
IT'S SO FUNNY, 'CAUSE I WAS WATCHING YOU DANCE
WITH A COUPLE OF WOMEN OUT HERE BEFORE THE SHOW STARTED,
AND I--I DON'T KNOW HOW I RECOGNIZED YOU,
BUT I SAID TO FRIENDS IN THE DRESSING ROOM,
I SAID, "I BET THAT'S JUAN."
AND...LOOK, THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T BELIEVE I RECOGNIZED JUAN.
- WHOA.
[laughter and applause]
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
[cheers and applause]
- THAT'S FANTASTIC.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
- I LOVE YOUR CD.
- YOU WERE LISTENING TO MY NEW CD,
WHICH--THANKS FOR THE PROMOTION.
THAT'S GREAT.
WERE YOU JUST, LIKE, DRESSED UP LIKE THAT
TO GET ATTENTION OF MY NEW CD?
- NO, ACTUALLY, I WENT TO WORK,
AND I SHOWED EVERYBODY THAT I WENT TO YOUR SHOW.
AND THEN I PUT MY NAME IN THERE, AND I TOOK PICTURES,
AND I POST IT ON FACEBOOK.
- AND THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE,
BECAUSE I LOVE THAT YOU DID THAT.
SO...
[cheers and applause]
BOY, THAT'S--THAT'S AMAZING.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I RECOGNIZED YOU; I REALLY DID.
I SAID, "I BET THAT GUY'S NAME IS JUAN."
- THE SMILE. - YEAH, BEAUTIFUL SMILE.
AND THEN HERE'S A PICTURE OF YOU WITH SOME GENTLEMAN.
[laughter and applause]
- WELL... - WHO'S THAT?
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
- THAT'S RICKY. - RICKY?
[laughter]
HAVE YOU KEPT IT TOUCH WITH RICKY?
- OH, HE-- I LIKE TO SHARE THE LOVE.
- OH, WELL, GOOD.
NO NEED TO SETTLE DOWN.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS FOR POSTING THOSE PICTURES.
IF I SHOWED YOUR PICTURE TODAY...
[cheers and applause]
IF I SHOWED YOUR PICTURE TODAY,
YOU'RE EACH GETTING A $200 AMERICAN EXPRESS GIFT CARD.
[cheers and applause]
WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS.