fine how are we gonna know where we're
going okay
instincts my dear and exquisite wit
darling if you're going to become a drag
queen you're gonna have to learn these
things
what do you mean be a drag queen i am a
drag queen oh
no no no you will simply put a boy in a
dress
when a straight man puts on a dress and
gets his sexual kicks
he is a transvestite when a man is a
woman
trapped in a man's body and has the
little operation
he is a transsexual i know that when a
gay man
has way too much fashion sense for one
gender
he is a drag queen thank you
and when a thai little latin boy puts on
a dress he's simply
a boy and a dress
i'm just a boy in a dress absolutely
okay okay that's it that doesn't work
[Applause]
you have the potential of a lifetime and
you are squandering it
so what do you care yes you will start
off
a mere boy and a dress but by the time
we are done with this crusade
your auntie vita and your auntie noxie
will give you the
outrageous outlook and indomitable
spirit
that it will take to make you a
full-fledged drag queen
so now i want you to turn your sway back
little self around on those
robert claire's your knockoffs and get
back in this car
maybe i'm not just a boy in a dress
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all right you are a drag
princess actually with that
i'm a princess speak to the art to the
into the sense
i'm a princess that mystery sister
but you got it because you got it like
princesses you listen to me that may be
all fine and dandy but you still have a
lot more to learn before you become a
full-fledged queen
my dear can i just say a princess is so
much younger than queen
does everything have to be a joke with
you this is not a masquerade
this is real life there are steps to
becoming a queen
i'm sorry how many
four there are four steps to becoming a
drag queen
don't be stingy tell me what are they
patience machete
you will know when you've done them
that's right and miss loxzema our
duchess of protocol will inform you
you just hold on to your hot sauce honey
and pay attention auntie vito is going
to make you a big old queen
[Music]
you