6am last day in new york i had to come out one last time
to see this view as it would be rude not to
and now begins potentially the two most stressful days of travel that i've ever had
first we have two giant bicycles in boxes so we need to put them somewhere so we're actually going
into the city away from the airport and our flights at 9 pm so kind of have a day here
thank you very much
this is how we travel with our bikes hard boxes only
we're going to our friend nuria's flat she's very trusting leaving us these keys tequila's here
hello the sweetest dog but the worst guard dog in the world
she just let us straight in she'll just lick you our flight is at 9pm did i say that already maybe
saturday manhattan summer streets is on so we might as well go there we can almost see
it nice hat well like a nice ring oh yeah we got engaged thanks guys some nice comments
we've got engaged francis is the least fast person about vegan gays i'm like
my field's in he's like oh yeah i wasn't chill yesterday though so you're a [ __ ] stress mate
it was very difficult logistically that very glad you didn't choose to do it with the gopro
it did cross my mind think of the shot though it would have been great pov of me crying
how long does it take for me to actually say anything tears of joy i love how everyone's asking
if i'm saying yes or not as if you'd post the video if i said no what did you say our sun cream
is packed away so we're wearing the same hat which looks a bit goof this is what happens now when you
get married you have to wear it everything's the same oh what about you take it back yeah pants
pants as well we can mix it up though some days you wear knickers and some days i wear boxers
taxis here your right it's ready oh sweet that'll fit the bikes in we have now found
nuria and we are going for lunch and some beef and champagne we have eaten so many pizzas this trip
but now i'm uh now it's time for a salad
you're coming with us yeah dogs on planes we're taking tequila with us
yeah yeah easy traveling with bicycles is great we are now going to the airport
thank you he literally almost drove off with the bike okay
that would have been so bad oh that was funny for me for me yeah
we're now at the airport waiting for our flight to london heathrow
it's now 9am or 4am or something desperate times guys
we're in tofurky straight from a packet aeroplane
we are now on a plane to newcastle have you got your 10 000 steps yet
i would say yes but i don't know what day it is
he was a nicer taxi driver ever we are now at home and i am leaving in one hour's time
scott baggy shorts this is a clue to where i'm going 6 59 pm it's now one hour later
i've shaved my face and had a shower and i'm back in the car with daisy who's dropping
me off at the train station and uh in the back here i don't know if you can see i've switched
bikes i'm now getting the train back down to london you know that place where we just were
dash across london next train less than 20 minutes
should be able to make it oh sorry this is not the bike for the job
it is now midnight i'm on my parents house for four hours and then i'm being picked up
in the morning i'm just gonna go to sleep and get three hours 59 minutes of sleep
it's now 11 a.m i think and i've been in a car with two of my best mates
for a few hours asleep we've resisted the urge to draw all over your face
we figured it's stupid enough as it is so congratulations feature mrs wilkinson
do the viewers know where we're going here oh morning to the viewers hang
on a minute james do you read the yellow sign
i've got to check you in very fun go say go
i'm quite sleepy well you you've had like two hours sleep in the last three days
something like that what day is it i've no idea but welcome to oh are we telling we're telling
viewers where we are yeah that's pretty obvious look he needs a crossover he does
what day is it i honestly don't isn't it i don't know why is everything
closed welcome to france and welcome to lawrence's mum car it's very nice
he keeps cleaning it basically he keeps cleaning it with like um
just like a little spray and a tiny little wet wipe yeah
so he cleans one piece at a time look how clean the back is it's so weird isn't he just like
he'll come beat you to death with this pan of chocolate so we've got some bikes
on the roof of the car these are big bikes laurence's got a small bike inside
inside the boot for where we're going lawrence is grossly under-biked it's basically a road bike
but with a front and rear suspension system geometrically it's like that i i
another seat i've never sat in my own car oh is it nice
it's quite nice yes it's very spacious back here oh you 6 p.m i've mainly just been asleep
it's been lovely nice and quiet at least the conversation hasn't turned to completely drivel
oh what am i kidding i've been talking to lawrence suck up mum like i used to have like
a really high you know what [ __ ] you i used to have really high opinions of your musical tastes
that wasn't even music it was just noise i feel like my dad when like me and my sister were
trying to play i don't know what we would have tried to play to him when we were kids that's
what it feels like i feel like i'm the dad and i've got these two imbecilic mute the n-dubs is
washing off on me already but something i'll put something decent on put something hold on
we're in more zine it smells nice not very much snow though
so we've just got to marzian mountain biking mecca in france gonna be spending three days here and
i'm gonna end this video now for my own sanity fingers crossed i get some sleep tonight and
then we hit the trails thank you for watching see you guys soon there's like one thing for isn't it