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Welcome to Top10Archive!
The last time we all gathered together for an Archive on time travel, I was criticized
as being a fraud.
My “proof” apparently wasn’t good enough for the masses, but I am not one to give up.
So, you can bet that I’ve done a little more digging and, wouldn’t you know, happened
upon even more proof of time travel.
This time, I looked to our favorite celebs and found ten that just might be the time
travelers I’ve been looking for.
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10.
Eddie Murphy The image from the left was allegedly pulled
from the 1920s.
The question we have is why a rich, talented African American man would want to leave the
present and go back to before Civil Rights was even a concept.
Whatever he did back in the ‘20’s must have worked because that hat and bowtie is
just way too dapper.
9.
Jennifer Lawrence After surviving The Hunger Games, Jennifer
Lawrence needed a break from the modern spotlight and decided to travel back to the 1950s and
revamp her acting career as Zubaida Tharwat.
Lawrence really changed her image, traveling to Alexandria, Egypt and picking up her career
there with movies like Bent 17, Eni Atahem, and Zaman Ya Hob.
She even dabbled in some stage performances before deciding Egypt – and the past – wasn’t
really for her.
At some point, she returns to the past, however, and passes away in December of 2016 at the
age of 76.
8.
Peter Dinklage Jester at the court of Philip IV of Spain
Sebastian de Morra had this picture painted of him, his look of displeasure and apathetic
pose reading as if he were unhappy about something.
You know what we think?
He’s unhappy because he’s really Game of Thrones star Peter Dinklage and, during
an accidental trip back to the 17th century, he was mistaken for a Jester.
You can’t tell us that’s not Dinklage.
On top of looking just like him, de Morra is also a dwarf.
Coincidence?
No, we don’t think so.
7.
Leonardo DiCaprio This one confuses us, but we’re certainly
not judging.
It looks like shortly after his What’s Eating Gilbert Grape role, a young Leonardo DiCaprio
happened upon a time machine, traveled back to the ‘60s, and posed as… teenage girl
Judy Zipper.
DiCaprio’s little romp was allegedly discovered in the yearbook of a Tumblr user’s grandmother.
Like we said, we’re not judging; though we think it’s time for you to come clean,
Mr. DiCaprio.
Or should we say, Mrs. Judy Zipper?
What kind of a fake name is Judy Zipper?
6.
Justin Timberlake Those muttonchops are a clever disguise, but
the nefarious J.T. is undeniably represented both in the present and in the past with these
images.
He’s fuller in the face in the 1920’s-era snapshot, but it doesn’t hide his other
recognizable features.
So, now that we know this image is of him, we’re left with one very pressing question:
When he sings “SexyBack,” is he really singing, “SexyBack to the Future?”
5.
Sylvester Stallone Sly Stallone has a face that is unmistakable.
So it was poor judgment on his part to volunteer as a subject of Raphael’s “Pope Gregory
IX Approving the Vatical Decretal” painting.
The Italian painter captured the essence that is Sylvester Stallone, making him easy to
pinpoint in the historic painting.
From Rocky to Pope Gregory IX fanboy, Sly has had quite the fulfilling life.
Our question is, if you can travel back in time, why not at least try to be the Pope
rather than serve as one of his admirers. 4.
Jimmy Fallon Picture it, Turkey, the 1970s.
A young Marxist-Leninist revolutionary leads the People’s Liberation Party-Front of Turkey.
In the height of his movement, he kidnaps two NATO technicians, a move that winds up
getting him killed.
They say that man was Mahir Cayan, born March 15, 1946.
Judging by the photo, it was one Jimmy Fallon, born September 19th, 1974.
Clearly, with his infinite wealth that he has accumulated over his years as a talk show
host, Fallon funded a time machine and for some reason went back to Turkey to support
the Revolutionary Communist Party of Turkey.
We’re still working out the kinks on this theory…
3.
Channing Tatum What do you do after you’ve found success
in the film industry?
If you’re Channing Tatum, you suit up in your time machine and zap yourself back to
the early 20th century.
Specifically, Tatum seems to have gone back to World War I to help in the fight in Europe.
The image came off of Reddit in a post claiming the user had “Found a time traveling Channing
Tatum in [their] family.”
We think you may be right, Reddit user!
2.
Matthew McConaughey Well alright, alright, alright.
McConaughey would likely deny that this is him in this old timey photo.
Can you imagine the backlash if the world found out he could travel through time?
Well, no matter how much he may protest, we know he tore through the fabric of time and
dolled himself up for this photograph.
He thought the mustache would throw us off, but no, Mr. McConaughey.
We know it’s you.
Alright, alright, alright!
1.
Vladimir Putin Feeling unfulfilled in his adult life, American
physicist Benjamin Putin had enough of taking everybody’s nonsense, so he perfected his
time traveling device and returned to the past.
Displeased with his progress in the United States, he moved to Russia in the 1920s and
adopted the name “Vladimir.”
You know, because it sounded cool.
The former American spent years perfecting Russian and inadvertently found himself gaining
influence in his new Motherland.
By 2000, good ‘ole Benji had fully grown into his Russian persona and weaseled his
way in as Russian President Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin.
Thanks for watching!
…. Hey guys, you think I’ll get the same type of criticisms about this video like the
one before?
… No, I’m not going to tell them to leave a comment, they really my feelings last time.
They’ll probably subscribe and click the bell just so they get chances to throw verbal
tomatoes at me in the future!
Good grief…