Introducing, the all new
Completely redesigned.
iFhone 7-
iFhone 8
When we released the iPhone 7 people complained that it was basically the same thing as the 6, just that we added another camera.
But this time we made sure that wasn't the case
We added two more cameras
To give us the first ever quad camera experience.
People who think it's stupid or unnecessary to have four cameras on one phone
Just don't understand that now with the quad camera
You can take one picture, and you will have four of that same exact picture
You could never do that before
Just think about what you could do with that
If you're a family of quadruplets you don't need to get all of them to sit still for a picture
You just need one
You take two pictures you've got the point of view of a spider
Just like that
You don't have to take eight individual pictures anymore.
I mean even for video,
The video resolution alone
You film 1k, you're shooting 4k now
Which is kinda one of the main reasons why we went from the dual cam
Straight to the quad cam and skip the tri cam
Cause you know if you film with a tri cam
The resolution is a little
uh, too Samsung
For us, a little too edgy.
The last thing we want is people to get heated over this
And explode on us
You know?
Another thing people really criticized us for
When we released the 7 was the lack of new iPhone colors
Even though we did introduce two new colors
Black, and Jet black
People still weren't pleased for some reason.
So this time around
In addition to the original colors, we're also
announcing a bunch of new and fresh colors for the iFhone 8
Ranging from Matte Black, to Shiny Matte Black,
Light Skin Brotha Black, Jack Black
Jack Black On A Hot Day
Look I could keep going, but we'd be here all day.
Just know that all these new colors will never get old
Because they're all black
And black?
Black don't crack.
And even with all the things we've announced so far
the craziest thing about the iFhone 8? The price.
You ready for this? We are pricing the iFhone 8 at exactly 1 dollar.
One dollar? It- it's pretty much free!
I mean, of course there are a few add-ons that
you're gonna need, just like the
seven, the iFhone 8 doesn't have any headphone jacks
So if you wanna use headphones, you have to buy the
wireless ones, not a big deal.
We did change the charger port again,
uh, we actually added two more charger ports to make it
faster. All three ports are different.So you have to get
all three different chargers.
And actually, they don't plug into the wall anymore.
They only plug into our three new MackBooks, so you'll
have to get those as well.
A couple more fun new features for the iPhone 8,
We also took all the lighting capabilities out
of the iPhone
So, you'll have to purchase the iLight
If you want to use flash or the flashlight on the phone.
We made it a lot easier to text and write messages
with the iBoard, so your phone actually doesn't have a keyboard anymore,
you actually need the iBoard if you wanna write anything.
The iPhone doesn't come with the premium color of every app, so
You'll also have to purchase YouTube Red,
and Facebook Blue,
and Snapchat Yellow and so on.
Also, if you want any reception or internet of any kind,
you'll need the iCellPhoneTower Mini.
This one is actually not wireless so that the internet's faster.
So you have to bring it where ever you go.
Also, Siri is no longer in the phone.
We actually made her external.
So you have to buy a person as well.
Best iFhone ever since the iFhone 4s - a satisfied customer said
I want iFhone 8 but I can't afford it - a child on the street said
TEEHEE!!!
Oh! And I almost forgot to mention, one of the biggest
new features we developed.
Unlike the 7, which is only water resistant,
we finally developed a way to make the iPhone
completely waterproof.
All you have to do is use our new
highly advanced iPhone case, called the
iAndroid.
really Rony