So what you're saying is:
wasAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaabi.
[WTF Theme Music]
Ok so: Amber, if you guys don't know Amber
Umm Amber runs a laundromat around the corner from here
YES
Best dry-cleaning in town
YES!
$5 in one day! BOOYAH!
2 minutes!
She'll even provide you with the bubble tea
No. Amber's from F(x)
which you already knew
Hi guys! I'm Amber from F(x)
I'm gonna make Simon & Martina's life a misery today
So here's what I'd like to know
When you were travelling in Japan
And you were on your way back
What were you thinking when you picked up these particular treats for us?
Well, I was buying like, my friends, like
Pastries, and like
OH PASTRIES
Yeah, and
The nice things
The nice things, and I just
sort of came across this, and I was like
Simon and Martina.
There's Green Tea Kit Kats
You could've got...TWO Kit Kats
That would've been nicer
than WASABI flavoured Kit Kats
Have you tried these before?
No, I actually haven't
I wanted to save that for
the experience that we can share together
Alright.
This is a first for all of us?
Yes....
*romantic music*
Am I allowed to be here?
I love you girl
I love you too snuggle ducky
You're the best
I feel like something's come between us
Something...braaaaahhhhh
So here's my suggestion for how we try these
Umm I think we do a traditional Kai Bai Bo showdown
And the loser has to try it first
Simon is a Cheater McCheaterson
So we have to keep a careful eye on -
SEE? Look at him
He's trying to think of a way to cheat
They make a valid point.
Thank you!
Ok ready?
KAI BAI BO!
I win.
I call upon the power of F(x)
to guide me~~~ Haiyooooo~~~
I'll actually CALL them
I took the power of F(x)
You have to pick a new group, I'm sorry
Ok ready? Here we go
KAI BAI BO!
YESSS!!!
F(x) you failed me!
Alright.
Give me a break, give me a break
Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar!
-
I can't open these
It's gonna damage my nails
See? It's harder than expected
Should've just ripped them -
There's an easy -
Look: Right here
Oh my god.
Whoooaaa See how easy that was?
SCIENCE!!
Oh these are so tiny!
Are you saying you want TWO of them at once?
No!
That's what I just heard
Noooooo I did not say that
That looks like fermented mayo
This doesn't smell great, I'll be honest
Ok here I go. Ready?
It's fine!
I'm actually really curious now. I'm gonna try one
We should both try one. See what it's like
Who would do this?
That's what I'm saying!
Where the hell is yours?!
I dunno?
We invite other people over to play
And they don't play with us!!
I'm gonna call your mom.
Ok I'm gonna eat it now.
Eat it. Go for it. One shot
The whole thing
I'm gonna describe it after Amber gets a chance to
Yeah?
See?
Lay in the bed that you've made!
It's sweet
and creamy
but you can taste
encompassing peppery
When you first try it
You're actually like, Oh this isn't that bad
And then it - when the wasabi kicks in,
you're kinda just like
Why would you put these together?
I was really hoping this would be delicious.
They did a good job doing the wasabi part
It just tastes like an eraser
They didn't do a good job on the Kit Kat part
Amber's had a lot of erasers before.
So she knows
She eats them non-stop
F of x
bracket....maths...
...erasing...
but when no one's looking she goes
I'm really honoured that you came here
and you want to bring us some candy
We thought of you as well
And we have some special candy we want you to try today too
So when we were overseas for our European tour
We fell in love with this one candy that we had in Norway
Oh "Fell in love"?
Yes. We actually brought back some extra candy with us
This is called 'salmiakkis'
So this is very popular in Sweden, Norway, and Finland
It's like, a lot of places in Europe
Yes. So people LOVE these candies
Grab one
I'd never had anything like this before
and then it just became addictive
So you just stick the whole thing in your mouth
and then you can kinda nibble on it or chew it
3, 2, 1
In you go!!
Can I wash that down with a Wasabi Kit Kat?
Yes you can do that
Isn't that the most awful thing you've had in a long time?
Describe the taste, Amber!
IT'S HORRIBLE!!
Describe the taste!
It's horribleeee
Isn't it like punishment candy?
I WANNA GO HOME
I wanna go homeee
What is this made out of?
It's actually licorice
It's the tears of children, is what it's made out of
But here's the thing, it's SALTED licorice
I think your manager right there wants some
I see it in his eyes
He really
Oppa!
He really wants to try this
'Try eating this'
It's from Norway
'It's very delicious'
'It's NOT delicious'
Aaaah that is the worst thing ever
I can see doors slamming
I just saw your car drive off
And your manager rolled down the window and he put up the middle finger
We got so many variations of this
Eating a super salmiakki bar
and then being like
and super salmiakki gum
and being like
you mean there's more of this stuff??!
There's all flavours - it's -
it's LOVED
I'm not joking. This is ultra popular
I respect that
I respect your decision but politely
I will reject it.
Yes
We decline your super salmiakki offer.
So thank you for coming in and doing a Wonderful Treasure Find -
I'm never coming back here again!
I'd had a feeling that
The next time you go through Japan,
and if you find any other -
Edible Underpants, I believe you saw?
Oh yeah.
Think of us.
Oh, oh, Of course.
Think of us~~
Well that's it for this week's Wonderful Treasure Find
Thanks for being tortured with us!