Trick or treat. Look how cute y'all are.
Now I know you are Superman, but what about
the rest of you?
I'm Cyndi Lauper.
I'm a wizard.
Uh huh.
And I'm Carl Sagan.
Who?
Carl Sagan.
He's the host of Cosmos.
Well, isn't that something?
Now, y'all be safe and have a fun night.
I'm super.
Greetings, Mother. I'm ready to beam down to
the party.
You go on ahead.
Oh, thank you. Jesus.
What do you think you are wearing?
Oh, Mr. Spock outfit.
I know it's a mr.
Spock outfit.
Then why did you ask?
You can't wear that.
No one else is going to be dressed up.
That's fine. I plan on pretending I'm a
neutral observer of an alien culture.
Or you can go and play with the other kids
and wear pants from this planet.
I thought you said I was supposed to have
fun.
Go and change. You are not wearing that.
Then I'm not going.
You're going then?
I'm wearing this.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
Well, if you're going to wear that, you need
to participate.
Participate how?
Party games.
Cake and singing.
Happy Birthday.
No games, one slice of cake and I will mouth
the words while the others sing.
That's it. I've had enough of this nonsense.
If you don't come out, I'm coming in.
One.
Two, three.
Breach. Breach.
You come here right this instant.
No.
Oh.
That's great. It starts with an earthquake.
Snakes. An aeroplane.
You can't run away from me forever.
I don't have to do it forever.
Just till you get tired.
Mary, I'm going to go get my video camera.
Don't get them till I get back.
This is not a joke.
Sheldon, get over here.
Get over here.
Sheldon. Lee Cooper, get here right now.
I think I'm gonna wet myself.
Yeah, you come here.
Sheldon.
Like growing up, I had an aversion to any
type of group. For example, rock groups.
I'll restrict my drug use to Rolaids.
Thank you. Group costumes.
I'll tell you who really didn't have a
heart. My mother.
From making me wear a funnel on my head.
Say cheese.
Cheese. Now, tell me what was in that letter.
You're pretty cranky for a princess rodeo
clown, Missy.
Caltech wants you to go to school there.
Really? They want to talk to Mom and dad
about it. I can't believe she would hide
that from me. Whatever.
Put your nose back on. I enjoy Mr.
Data, but he's clearly just a Spock rip off.
Oh, I'm sorry. Mr.
Data wants to be more human.
Spock wants to be less human.
How is that the same?
Yeah.
Well, I think we can all agree that William
Shatner is the better actor.
Yes.
Yes. Patrick Stewart is classically trained.
He's a member of the Royal Shakespeare
Company.
He's too subtle. When William Shatner plays
an emotion, my shoe could tell what it is.
Yes.
Well, if you like big acting.
Have I got a show for you?
Dear boy.
And Kirk is a terrible captain.
He always puts the ship in danger.
Picard would never do that.
Oh, I'm sorry. I guess Picard never got
assimilated by the Borg.
Oh, yeah.
Our verbal fisticuffs may have seemed
unfriendly, but the truth is, we were
engaged in a glorious tribal dance, like the
revelers at Daytona Beach.
I will admit Wesley Crusher is the worst.
Now you're knocking. Wil Wheaton.
He's the best part of the show.
He's an annoying know it all.
Yeah, That's what makes him lovable.