(Kalb) So, um, how are your daughters?
They're great. Thanks.
How about your grandkids?
Uh, they're fine.
My son-in-law has just enrolled our oldest, Ralphy,
in a computer camp, whatever the hell that is.
Uh, this is my boss, Carter Duryea.
lt's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Kalb.
You have a really awesome company here.
You... It's a really awesome, aWeSOMe--
Your boss? He looks more like your nephew.
Well, l've, uh, certainly been Iearning a lot from Dan.
So what happened to your eye?
That's one of the things he learned from me.
Are you saying that you punched him in the eye? Why?
Well, it's... We don't have to really go into it here.
No, no, no, please, please. l'm--l'm--l'm rather curious.
Why did l hit you?
He called me a dinosaur.
He said l was out of date.
That l'd better step in line.
So you slugged him?
lt was a fair fight. Hmm?
Right.
Mr. Kalb, we have a sister company, Krispity Krunch,
that l think we could do a really exciting cross-promotion with here,
all in the GlobeCom family. Carter, Carter.
l think that we could achieve--
Carter, it's ok. Mr. Kalb,
l don't want get into facts and figures with you today. You know them already.
(Dan) l just want to ask you one question.
What is your hesitation
about advertising with Sports _merĂ­ca magazine?
My hesitation is that our ad budget is already overextended.
My son-in-law has put a lot of money into cable and online.
And now he wants to plow even more money back into it. But...
But what?
But he is such an asshole!
l mean, l built this business.
l know more about running this than he ever will.
So, yeah. l'm gonna make a major ad buy in your magazine.
And then l'm gonna restructure the whole damn ad campaign.
That is great news. Thank you, Mr. Kalb.
Oh. Thank... Yes. Thank you so much, sir.
You know, l don't give a shit about Krispity Krunch.
Let's iust stick with the magazine, okay?
You really slugged him?
Yeah. Carter.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that was amazing.
That was unbelievable!
God, that was actually fun.
What Kalb really needed to see
was an old fart who beat the crap out of a young punk half his age.
And you know what the best thing is?
lt's the right thing to do.
lt will improve his business.
Wow, you actually, uh...
You actually believe in this stuff, huh?
Of course l do.
Why else would l do it? Hmm?
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