LET'S MOVE INTO THE HEADLINES.
OF COURSE BERNIE SANDERS WON THE NEW HAMPSHIRE PRIMARY LAST
NIGHT.
BUT ONE OF THE BIGGEST SUR PRIESES WAS HOW POORLY JOE BIDEN
PERFORMED.
NOT ONLY DID HE FINISH IN FIFTH PLACE, HE LEFT NEW HAMPSHIRE
BEFORE HIS OWN PRESCHEDULED VICTORY PARTY.
>> YES.
>> MEANWHILE BERNIE SANDERS VIC ERIE PARTY RAGED ALL NIGHT INTO
THE WEE HOURS OF 9:30 P.M BUT THIS IS TRUE, INSTEAD OF
ATTENDING HIS OWN PARTY, BIDEN WENT TO SOUTH CAROLINA.
HE SAID HE WANTED TO GET A HEAD START ON LOSING HIS LEAD IN THAT
PRIMARY AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE.
TO GE YOU A SENSE OF HOW BIDEN'S NIGHT WENT, THIS WAS THE
BANNER THEY HUNG AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PARTY, CONGRATS
ON NEW HAMPSHIRE.
AND THIS IS WHAT IT LOOKED LUKE AT THE END.
JOE.
BUT THAT WASN'T THE ONLY BIG CONTEST YESTERDAY, THE ANNUAL
WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW WAS HELD LAST NIGHT IN NEW YORK CITY.
AND THERE WAS A DEF CROWD FAVORITE.
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
HERE SEDAN YELL THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER.
>> I KNOW.
THE CROWD LOVED HIM BECAUSE, OF COURSE, BUT HERE'S THE THING.
LIKE EVERY GOLDEN RETRIEVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE SHOW, DANIEL
DIDN'T WIN.
I KNOW.
IT'S AN OUTRAGE.
BUT AT LEAST THE INTERNET TOOK IT WELL.
LIKE THIS PERSON WHO TWEETED DANIEL WAS ROBBED.
COWARD.
THIS PERSON TWEETED IT'S ONLY SIX WEEKS IN AND 2020 GETS WORSE
EVERY DAY HASHTAG DANIEL WAS ROBBED.
AND OF COURSE THIS CALM REASSURING VOICE OF REASON, DID
YOU NOT SEE DAN YOU [BLEEP].
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) BY THE WAY, HERE IS THE DOG THAT
DANIEL LOST TO, SIBA THE STANDARD POODLE.
AND I'M STORY, THIS IS BULL [BLEEP].
SIBA LOOKS LIKE SHE WOULD SEND A WAITER OVER TO MY TABLE DURING
BRUNCH TO TELL ME AND MY FRIENDS TO QUIET DOWN.
IT'S CRAZY THAT NO GOLDEN RETRIEVER HAS EVER WON THE
WESTMINSTER DOG SHOW.
AND UNFORTUNATELY AFTER HIS LOSS, DANIEL WAS IMMEDIATELY
DEMOTED TO A SILVER RETRIEVER.
(LAUGHTER) YEAH, WE WEREN'T SURE ABOUT THAT
JOKE EITHER.
(LAUGHTER) WE WERE LIKE, IS IT FUNNY?
WE DIDN'T KNOW.
AND YOU HAVE LET LET US KNOW.
AND FINALLY WE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE RESULTS OF THE NEW HAMPSHIRE
PRIMARY LAST NIGHT, WELL, THERE IS SOME SAD NEWS TO REPORT.
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ANDREW YANG HAS OFFICIALLY DROPPED OUT.
HE WAS ALWAYS A LONG SHOT BUT YOU HAVE TO RESPECT ANDREW YANG.
HE WASN'T AFRAID TO RUN AN EDGY, UNORTHODOX CAMPAIGN AIMED AT
YOUNG PEOPLE.
SO LET'S JUST TAKE A MOMENT AND LOOK AT SOME OF ANDREW YANG'S
WILD RIDE.
>> YOU ARE GETTING [BLEEP] SO IF YOU WANT TO HELP ME UN[BLEEP]
YOU, THEN VOTE ME INTO OFFICE.
>> ANDREW YANG, BROUGHT TO YOU
BY MOUNTAIN DEW, CODE RED.