- What up, fruit lovers?
Orange here.
Live from Pear's bedroom!
(noise horn) - huh, what?
What's happening?
Why are you waking me up in the middle of the night?
- We have to get started early, Pear.
This might be the longest how to episode of all time.
- The longest ever?
Why?
What's the topic?
- See for yourself!
- How to say waa-
- Don't say it!
You're nowhere near ready to say the "W" word yet.
- What are you talking about?
Dude, if anything, this is a short episode.
Literally, all we have to do is move our lips,
and say the word "Waa-"
- Wait, wait, wait wait wait, Pear.
You're just going to say it?
Here?
Now?
- Why not?
It's just some word, dude.
- Ha, just some word!
Pear, you have absolutely no idea
what you're dealing with here.
Step aside.
- But.
- Leave this one to the professionals.
Fruit lovers, to say the "W" word properly,
it's going to take months and months of rigorous prep work.
- Months?
- Pear, I know you don't have ears,
but try your best to listen and learn.
Step one, get your abs in shape.
- What?
- And I mean in shape.
It takes abdominal control
to hold the "W" word out for a long time.
That means doing crunches, sit ups,
and watching Annoying Orange videos
until your abs hurt from laughter.
(Orange laughs) - Aw, please.
- And that's not all.
Step two, get your lung capacity up, too.
That means breathing exercises,
holding your breath under water,
and laughing at Annoying Orange videos
for hours and hours on end.
(Orange laughs)
- Why do I feel like this episode
is just turning into a commercial for your YouTube channel?
- Step three is where things get serious.
Schedule and coordinate your "W" word meet up.
If you're going to commit to saying the "W" word,
you're going to need to pick the perfect time.
You're going to need friends there,
and you're going to need to block out
a good portion of your day.
- All of this, just to say one little old word?
- Pear, nothing is more important
than picking the right time to say the "W" word.
Timing is everything.
- Well, I'm sorry if I can't wait around
to find out when that might be.
Like I said, I'm very tired and I need to sleep.
- But, but, but!
- No Buts!
Goodnight, Dude!
This makes no sense.
Why in my bedroom?
Why in the middle of the night?
Why are you making the episode so complicated?
I mean, honestly Orange, what is going on?
- You don't mean that.
- Yes, I do.
I have no idea why this is happening right now,
so I think its more than fair to ask what's going on.
- No, I mean you phrased it wrong.
What I think you meant to ask was,
Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (Pear yells)
- Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!
- Wazaaaaaaaaaaaap!
(Orange continues to yell)
(Marshmallow joins in)
- Wazaaaaaaap!
(Apple laughs) (Orange trills)
(Pear yells)
(Each taking turns to yell)
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- Okay, that abdominal control
is actually pretty impressive.
(Theme music)