>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY. WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
IT SEEMS LIKE THE WALLS ARE STARTING TO CLOSE IN ON FORMER
THE JAN 6th COMMITTEE POTUS BLOATUS. CONTINUES
TO GATHERDAMNING EVIDENCE, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS
CONTINUING THEIR INVESTIGATION OF THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS HE
WAS HOARDING DOWN IN MAR A LAGO, GUARDED NO DOUBT BY HIS CRACK
SECURITY TEAM OF CROQUET PLAYING ORTHODONTISTS WHO ARE
ACTUALLY CHINESE SPIES. AND RECENTLY NEW YORK ATTORNEY
GENERAL LETITIA JAMES FILED A SUIT TO KEEP HIM FROM DOING
BUSINESS IN NEWYORK. I'D SAY THAT'S ENOUGH TO DRIVE
HIS LAWYER TO DRINK, BUT I'M PRETTY SURE THAT SHIP HAS
SAILED. TO FIND OUT HOW THE FORMER
PRESIDENT IS DEALING WITH ALL OF THIS, I WANTED TO SEND A
REPORTER TO MAR-A-LAGO. BUT FORCING A JOURNALIST TO
SPEND TIME NEAR THE FORMER PRESIDENT SEEMS INHUMANE.
FORTUNATELY, I KNOW SOME REPORTERS WHO AREN'T HUMAN--
THE TEAM AT COMEDY CENTRAL'S TOONING OUT THE NEWS.
TOMORROW AFTER "THE DAILY THEIR NEW SEASON STARTS SHOW" ON
ANOTHER NETWORK, WHICH IS COMEDY CENTRAL.
SO JOINING US FROM FLORIDA, THE HOST OF THE CONSERVATIVE
SHOUT-TAINMENT SHOW "HOT TAKE," TYLER TEMPLETON.
THANK YOU FOR JOINING US, TYLER. >> GREAT TO BE HERE, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: TYLER T IS CERTAINLY TRUE YOU AN I DON'T
SEE EYE-TO-EYE ON EVERY ISSUE. YOU ARE A STAUNCH SPORPTER OF
THE FORMER PRESIDENT. >> HOW DARE YOU.
I DO NOT SUPPORT FORMER PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA.
PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, OR ARE I SUPPORT THE CURRENT YOU SO
BLINDED BY YOUR IDEOLOGY THAT YOU CAN'T ACCEPT THAT HE IS
PRESIDENT AND 50 FEET TALL? >> Stephen: WELL, YOU CANNOT
DENY THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION ON MULTIPLE
YOU'RE DOWN THERE ON THE FRONTS. GROUND.
DO YOU HAVE A SENSE OF THE PANIC INSIDE MAR-A-LAGO?
>> PANIC? QUITE THE OPPOSITE, STEPHEN.
EVERYONE IN TRUMP WORLD IS DOING GREAT.
RIGHT NOW THEY'RE ACTUALLY HAVING A ROCKING PARTY HERE
WHERE THE THEME IS NERVOUSLY PACING AND MUTTERING, I CAN'T GO
TO JAIL. >> Stephen: SOUNDS FUN BUT
SHOULDN'T HE BE A LITTLE WORRIED?
HOW WILL HE POSSIBLY DEFEND HIMSELF WHEN HE GOT CAUGHT RED
HANDED WITH CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS STORED IN A COMPLETELY
UNPROTECTED SNVIRONMENT. >> DON'T GET HYSTERICAL,
STEPHEN. THOSE DOCUMENTS WERE FORTIFIED
BEHIND A STATE-OF-THE-ART ULTRA SECURE DOOR NOBODY.
AND EVEN IF GUESTS LOCATED THE NOBODY, HOW WOULD THEY KNOW
WHICH WAY TO TURN IT. >> Stephen: NOW WITH AUGUST
THESE PROBLEMS MOUNTING, DO YOU THINK THE FORMER PRESIDENT CAN
SEEMS LIKE HE HAS COMPETITION MAKE A RUN IN 20241234 IT THERE IN
FLORIDA FROM GOVERNOR RON DESANTIS.
>> OH MY GOD, DON'T MAKE ME PICK BETWEEN TRUMP AND DESANTIS.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE TWO PRESIDENTS? WE HAD TWO
BACHELORETTES. YES, I WATCHED GABBY AND
RACHEL'S ENTIRE JOURNEY T WAS ON TV AT THE GYM.
OUT, SON OF A BITCH, TYLER, I SWEAR. DID
YOU JUST GET HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A CROQUET BALL?
>> HELLO. >> Stephen: TYLER, ARE YOU
THERE? >> YEAH, HOW IS IT GOING, MAN.
>> Stephen: IT'S GOING FINE, TYLER.
WE'RE TRYING TO GET A REPORT FROM MAR-A-LAGO.
>> THAT'S AWESOME. WHERE ARE WE TAKING IT FROM?
>> Stephen: WE'RE GOING TO YOU, TYLER.
>> HAVE YOU BEEN INTO MAR-A- LAGO TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON IN
THERE? >> YES.
>> Stephen: AND DO YOU WANT TO TELL US WHAT IS HAPPENING IN
THERE OR IS THERE SOME REASON YOU DON'T WANT TO ACTUALLY
INFORM US AS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING IN MAR-A-LAGO.
>> WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW. >> Stephen: YES, YOU'RE A
REPORTER. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT IS
>> WELL, THEY'VE UNJUSTLY HAPPENING. TAKEN
STUFF. >> Stephen: YEAH, FILES THAT
SAY CLASSIFIED AND TOP SECRET ON IT.
THAT'S NOT UNJUSTLY. IT'S ITS JUSTICE DEPARTMENTS
JUSTICE. >> WELL, HOW WOULD THAT DID IT THAT IS THE YOU-- SO HOLD
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU ON A SECOND. KNOW
IT SAYS CLASSIFIED AND JUSTIFIED ON IT.
THAT MUST MEAN THAT YOU ARE BEHIND THIS SOME HOW.
>> Stephen: NO, I SAW PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE JUTION TIS
DEPARTMENT PUT OUT. >> OH YEAH, WHERE WAS THAT,
INSIDE OF JOE BIDEN'S ROOM? DON'T LAUGH.
>> Stephen: I THINK, WE'RE NOT LAUGHING TYLER, WE'RE NOT
LAUGHING AT YOU, WE'RE LAUGHING WITH YOU, TYLER.
I THINK WE'RE HAVING SATELLITE ISSUES HERE WITH YOU TYLER, SOME
OF YOUR WORDS DON'T HAVE MEANINGS IN THEM.
>> HOLD N, STEPHEN. I HAVE JUST RECEIVED EXCLUSIVE
BREAKING NEWS THAT OUR SERIES TOONING OUT THE NEWS WILL APPEAR
TOMORROW NIGHT ON COMEDY CENTRAL RIGHT AFTER THE DAILY SHOW.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NOT BREAKING NEWS, TYLER, I SAID
>> GREAT, SOUNDS LIKE WE HAVE THAT EARLIER. A
SECOND SOURCE CONFIRMING MY REPORT AND TUNING OUT THE NEWS
WILL DELIVER EVEN MORE UP TO THE MINUTE CARTOON COVERAGE OF THE
JUST TAKE A LOOK OF THIS CLIP BIGGEST STORIES. OF
MY COLLEAGUE LIBERAL WARRIOR KIELY WEAVER SITTING DOWN WITH
SECRETARY PETE BUTTIGIEG. >> THERE IS ONE THING WE KNOW
FOR SURE, IT'S GREAT THAT JOE BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATING IS ON
THE RISE AND THERE IS NO NEED FOR THE PARTY IN TO 24 TO GO
BEHIND A YOUNG GAY TRANSVIBRANT POLITICAL FIGURE.
>> VE A GREAT PRESIDENT. >> WHERE WOULD WE FIND SOMEONE
LIKE THAT, LIKE THAT PERSON I MENTIONED, IT IS IMPOSSIBLE.
EVEN IF WE DID FIND THEM WOULD THEY HAVE THE COURAGE TO SEIZE
THIS SINGULAR MOMENT IN HISTORY. >> OR JUST A GREAT DAY JOB THEY
WANT TO CONTINUE DOING. >> LUCKILY WE WON'T HAVE TO DO
DIVINE HELL WHERE THE BETTER IT, WE ARE NOT IN AN IRONIC WE
DO AT OUR JOB THE BET TER IS FOR OUR BOSS AND THE FURTHER WE GET
FOR FULFILLS OUR DES TIN EYE. EXACTLY, ON THE EXACT SAME PAGE,
BESTIE. >> Stephen: THANK YOU, CHECK
OUT CHECK OUT TOONING OUT THE NEWS STARTING TOMORROW ON COMEDY
STRAVMENT WE'LL ROOB BE RIGHT BACK.