5-Minute Crafts!
Wow, the best thing ever.
More like, they only practice for five minutes,
so they're looking daft!
Ha-HAH!
40 hours puns a day.
So, we found a bunch of 5-Minute Crafts clips.
Some of them are very sacrilegious.
And in case you're wondering why we're reacting
to 5-Minute Crafts,
they stepped into the music territory.
They're trying to mess with musical instruments.
- Oh, you don't wanna do that... - And so,
your internet musical detectives are here
- We're gonna find 'em. - to bring the heat!
Yeah, roast! *TSSS*
Chopstick is for eating.
Not to make instrument.
HUH?!
But now here's the problem, right?
This is why 5-Minute Crafts is sacrilegious.
Did you guys see what we just saw?
Let's play it again.
The hairpin on the third one moved,
- Mhm. - and the pitch didn't change.
So for anyone that knows, like, physics,
the pitch of something depends on
the length of whatever's vibrating.
So you know, like, in... primary school?
Put a ruler against the table,
you go *doing doing*,
and then if you move it, slide it up and down,
the pitch should change.
Now, that hairpin moved,
but the pitch didn't change.
What does that mean?
It's fake!
It's FAKE!!!
Why would you go through all the effort
of making this thing that already doesn't need to be made?
You don't need to spend five min—like,
this probably takes two minutes to, like, order on eBay,
and it's probably, like, two dollars.
Even then, it doesn't even make that sound,
it's just a fake thing, like, ugh...
That is what's wrong with the algorithm today.
What's this?
A piano?
Okay, this one definitely looks way more than five minutes.
This is not a five-minute craft.
Like, already, this would've taken us, like, 30 minutes.
Just the preparation, setup, and all that stuff.
W-why?
- All right, let's... let's see what they're doing. - Yeah, yeah.
Okay...
They're gluing, like... conducting copper wire, I'm assuming,
to cardboard keys that they had to cut out,
and I'm guessing they're gonna use that to
touch... the iPhone screen?
- Oh, you gotta lift the lid, right? For the projection! - Ohh...
- Yeah, now it will project. Nice, ooh la la. - For the project... yeah, yeah.
Huh?
Huh?!
Wait... The f***...?
Wait, so like, her touching the copper wire...
...plays the iPhone?
Why can't you just play it on your phone?
- Why didn't they...? - If anything, it'd be a five-minute download,
less than a five-minute download,
- Yeah, right? - to get the app and play.
Uggh, so painful...
Oh, wow, she's making a pan flute!
- Whoaa, straws! - Eddy: Let's see...
Let's see how this pans out.
- Look... - Did they, did they seriously just...?
Look... we've played the flute before.
- It's a similar dynamic, it doesn't—it's never that easy. - They just...
That sounded way too, like...
- It doesn't sound like that! - Why would they do that?
Huh?
- Wait, the—the pitch changed! - It changed!
- You saw it, right? - It just changed! Yeah!
- It went from E, and then, then D, the D. - ...it went lower!
But her mouth didn't go more to the left.
I'm gonna... bust that so carefully;
you guys ready?
So, it starts on a E.
- She's using the same, the— - Yeah!
It's like, bro!
Everything in this video is FAKE.
Wow...
Guys, I thought... after all we've done,
people would start to know
that you should not be dishonest.
Don't be fake!
This content doesn't need to exist!
Why...
That's so much effort, where you could probably just...
hit, like, a table or something.
Like, why?
That freaking tape's gonna break, and it... like,
I don't know what a tape sounds like,
but knowing the current track record of this video,
- it's a fake sound anyway. - It's, yeah, it's a fake sound.
Huh...?
- How is she changing the pitch? - Yeah...
How is she changing the pitch...?
How did you defy the laws of science...?
Like... in any woodwind instrument,
you can overblow in order to put it up an octave,
but it has to be within octaves, right?
A brass instrument,
you can, to some degree, change the pitch
- using... your embouchure. - ...embouchure, yes.
But that requires you to buzz your lips.
...which she's not doing.
She's just shoving that mouthpiece in her mouth.
Eddy: She's blowing into it.
So, there's no way she can be changing...
- ...the pitch, yeah. - ...yeah.
Wow...
- And why's her hand one changing pitch as well? - Yeah, wh...
Why is this even a thing?
- Like, what instrument is this? Yeah. - Who actually made this?
Like, who actually would go out of their way to make this?
I'm starting to think they made this video
just so we can react to it.
- Yeah. Yeah... - So you guys can watch it. Yeah.
- Thank you, 5-Minute Crafts. - Thank you.
And now they're gonna copy strike us,
- probably, I dunno. - Yeah, everyone copy strikes—augh!
Copy strike...
- Oh, we've made one of these before! - Yeah.
Yeah...
- This definitely takes more than five minutes. - Yeah.
Wow!
That's so annoying!
Are they for real?
- Dude, I don't even need to describe anything. - Yeah, you...
Guys, at least make the effort of...
telling your actor to...
...you know, and then... match the sound.
That's a carrot wasted there.
All that effort of making the carrot,
and they couldn't just spend one minute
- learning the fingering pattern. - Yeah!
I love 5-Minute Crafts!
Woo woo!
- Whoa, that— - Whoaaa...
Oh, wow, that's pretty [inaudible].
Okay.
- Does that work like that? - I don't know.
Okay.
Dude, that sound did not sound like ANYTHING like it...
Hey, Editor-san, can you, like,
do what they did, and just edit sound effects
- completely... irrelevant to my actual hand motions. - Just random. Yeah, yeah.
Like, her left hand and right hand
both are meant to have a pitch, right? DUT-duh—
- Yeah, but you... - But then it switches.
- Doesn't make sense. - Why?
Can you imagine that was, like...
the sound that comes out when you milk a cow?
The cow doesn't go "moo," it's like:
"MuaAAAaaaaAaAAaauw!"
Dude, I would believe it more
- if she actually just got a cow and started milking it, - Yeah, yeah!
- and that sound comes out. - Yeah.
That would be more believable to me than that, man!
Look, 5-Minute Crafts is an enigma.
Maybe... look—nah.
You know what? No comment.
I was gonna say,
maybe we just gotta start posting fake s***.
Because today's society just rewards
- and incentivizes fake s***. - I mean...
But no!
At TwoSet Violin,
we value honesty and integrity.
Well, that's why we practice!
- It's a lot more satisfying, too, - Mm!
if you play it right.
And on that note,
we need to go practice!
We've got some pretty exciting stuff coming out.
- Very, very special. - Four million subscriber things.
Extremely special.
Keep an eye out, and as always,
practice 40 hours!
If you don't practice 40 hours, this is what you'll be doing!