( laughs )
I'm glad you're doing this with me, Pete.
What do we got going on, man?
Pete-- Seat belt?
Wow, you got a seat belt guy.
- Yeah. - I can't wait till I'm rich enough
- to have a seat belt guy. - I never got a seat belt guy.
- Oh, that's tight. - I got my seat belt--
"Yo, Kev, put on your seat belt."
"Oh, right, right, right. Oh, yeah, oh, no."
You can't ( bleep ) the ( bleep ).
You can't do it without the seat belt.
Oh.
Could you imagine opening up you door
and seeing me and Pete Davidson there,
dressed as movers. Well, guess what?
It happened and a family got to have fun with us.
There's so much that you guys didn't get a chance to see,
but I'm making it available for you right now.
Watch these deleted scenes. Ah!
There! Pete!
Yeah, ( stammers ) look at these things.
- Ah! - Get under it.
Ah, yah. Goddamn it!
Really?
- ( sputtering ) - ( laughs )
Come on, guys. I can't do that ( bleep ) shit.
( muttering )
- I got it. - Pete...
I'm not a good actor, man.
I can't pretend this shit is heavy.
Ooh! Ooh!
( laughter )
You know it's hard and can't get a--
- And can't get around. - What?
- My Aunt Hattie. - ( punch line rim shot drum )
- Kevin: Hey! - Pete: Hey, what up?
You wanna buy some of this shit so we can go home?
This amazing flashlight in case of an earthquake.
Yeah, you definitely need that, for sure.
- Good job, mom. Good. - Yeah, sell that bullshit.
When I ask you what goes up, what do you say?
- Nothing. - ( punch line rim shot drum )
( sputters )
Can you move the stuff off the table?
That's how these things happen.
When you don't do your job at the highest level,
then things like that happen.
You know what, Kevin? As driver, you are my mover,
and I should expect you to move these.
Pete: Hey, Kev, I think if you give him one of your cars,
I think, like, it'll all be cool.
- Okay, guys... - Man: Just move it that way.
- Mom, is she like a witch? - ( laughter )
- Is she a witch? - Pete: From a 1930s cartoon.
What is she-- what is going on in this house, man?
I'm sorry, this is a magic broom.
I know a magic broom when I see one.
I'm not here to get in y'all business, but this ain't right.
Well, I don't know what I'll do Chuck,
but I'll tell you what I won't do. Lie!
( punch line rim shot drum )
( spitting, sputtering )
What the ( bleep ) is this shit?
- Kevin: What is that? - Pete: I don't know.
You into some weird sexual shit, sir?
- ( laughs ) - Is this something you wear
- in an underground ( bleep ) club? - Kevin: How you guys doing?
- Sell at clearance. Halloween costume. - Leg warmers. Hmm.
- Knock, knock. - Who's there?
- Not my dad. - ( punch line rim shot drum )
He dead.
Oh.
( bleep ) roasted like a marshmallow.
- Okay. - Ba-doom!
Pete, that's a dark joke.
Hey, man, you invited me.
- Do not do this right here, Pete. - I'm sorry.
You guys gonna be blown away.
Okay? Gonna be blown away.
That's right!
You gonna be blown away!
As soon as I get--
Here we go.
That's why they got the steps.
You gotta step up in it.
These things are-- These things are big, look.
Ha! That's--
It's like a dismount.
Pete.
Pete, it's time to move stuff.
Pete, everybody else is movin'.
Hey, man, I'm on break.
Pete.
- Y'all come play me. It's fun. - Whoo!
( bleep )!
- ( groans ) - Yeah, good one, Pete.
The way you didn't do it, that was really good, Pete.
( grunts )
Is that regulation or no?
We're supposed to be moving, Pete.
Hey, man, you know this is way cooler than that.
- ( groans ) - Oh! One more.
Last one, Pete.
- Oh! - ( screams )
- That's what's up. - ( screams ) I'm sorry.
We just took a little break. We played too much.
- Where you guys moving to? - A couple of miles down the road.
- It's one town over. - It's not even.
Take the Ventura Freeway, you go down about three blocks.
- There you go. - Up the hill.
He's doing a bit from "SNL," Pete.
- What? - ( all laugh )
What bit?
There's a show called "Saturday Night Light."
Yeah. I've actually really never watched it.
- ( all laugh ) - Pete: Yeah.
Hey, when Kevin Hart says jump,
you say, "How high?"
When I say click, you say, "How hard?"
With that being said, I want you to click these videos
and watch more episodes of "What the Fit."
Do it!