So I’ve heard in show business you’ve got to watch your step.
I tell you, that’s never been truer than today.
Check this out.
I can’t go outside because I’m going to get poisoned to death by man-eating creatures.
Maybe I should go hunting for rattlesnakes and scorpions, said no one ever!
We are at the Wagner-Noel Events Center.
It’s a really cool place to play. I’m “exchited” that… I’m excited, yes.
In fact, I’m so excited I’m going to be Sean Connery…
*laughing*
I’m so excited to show you the inside of this theater.
Okay, let’s go look inside.
Quick shot of our tour bus here.
That’s the front.
That’s the back.
Front.
Back.
I should get you inside the tour bus.
Do you want to see the inside of the tour bus?
Ha! Ha! Next time!
Okay. I’m trying to find my way in here.
Performer’s Lounge.
Here we go.
Hello? I’m a performer and I want to lounge.
I guess we’re performing outside today.
Let’s try this one here.
Oh, that one worked!
Okay. Good.
You know, even still to this day, I still get confused.
Which one is stage right and which one is stage left.
Stage right is like the right if you're on the stage.
What is it again?
If you’re looking at the stage, I think it’s um?
Orchestra left?, No, orchestra left? I can’t remember.
I’m going to sneak up on the piano tuner.
Everybody say Hi to the piano tuner George tuning the piano.
How is it sounding?
-George: Wonderful!
-Steve: Is there any hope for the pianist!
-George: There’s hope.
There’s always hope for the pianist.
-George: By a slim margin. -Steve: I like this guy!
Okay. Now I’m lost backstage.
How do I get out of here?
Ow! Ow!
If you’ve ever wondered where a piano sleeps, it’s right here!
This is the piano box.
This is where the piano lives when Jon is not playing it.
Luxurious quarters. All the amenities.
You’ve got sides. There’s a front.
Oh, and there’s Travis. -Travis: Hi!
-Steve: You’re not going to say anything else? -Travis: Well, what do I need to say?
Exactly what you need to say at this time. -Travis: That you’re my new best friend?
*laughing*
Here you go. Here’s your $5.
So, back to the piano box.
You know, we should paint this red with a receding hairline.
I think that would better match.
No hairline at all for that matter!
Ash is so kind to setup our dressing rooms.
So what are some of the things we like in our dressing room.
-Ash: They wanted local favorites. This is Chamoy!
It’s got a red, blood-like color.
It’s very... Pick out a piece of the mango, and take a generous amount.
What’s the powder we’re putting on top? -Ash: This is chili sugar powder.
Okay, ready? 1, 2, 3….
That was quite a shock! -Ash: Now try it on watermelon.
-Steve: I always believe in a second try.
Once again I dip it in the Chamoy, and then I sprinkle arsenic powder on top.
Cheers!
The watermelon has a sweetness flavor.
WHOOO!
Is it better with the watermelon?
I can’t tell!
Jeremy, say Hi! -Jeremy: Hey!
So have you been out running yet today?
No. There’s rattlesnakes.
That’s true. But you did last time though.
Yeah. I could jump higher last time.
We’ve been here how many times? Like 3 or 4?
Have you been bitten yet?
No!
You’ve defied statistics by running out in the middle of nowhere in the Midland of nowhere.
Right.
Among the rattlesnakes among, “OWWW!”… Oh it’s a rattle snake!
OW! OW! OW! It’s a Ratt-AL-Snake!
Ratt-AL-Snake!
This is a treacherous job! The worst part about it you’ve got to move the piano.
Oh yeah! And then, you’ve got to move the pianist!
-Jeremy: And sometimes I have to deal with people!
What’s that supposed to mean? Sorry! Okay.
We’ll see you later Jeremy!
-Jeremy: Just kidding! -Steve: Catch you later.
Here we go. Come on. Let’s go for it.
Okay, because I come from the islands and mango is abundant in my country, I will do the mango.
Here we go.
OW!
The thumbs down! Oh no!
-Ash: This is so good. -Al: Yes. It’s different.
*laughter*
We’ve been here three times. We’re going to try and find our name.
What’s your name? Alex.
He’s a former Al.
He’s going to show us where it is.
Okay!
There's Blue Man Group.
Hey! There we are. Look at that!
In 2014, 2017… there we are!
Hey we got to get a pen.
Look at that Al, me and Jon, and who’s that?
Paul Abdul…
Hey everyone! I’m here at home while the guys are out on tour.
I hurt my back again. I had a little procedure done with stem cells.
While I’ve been out, I’ve been growing this beard.
What do you think?
I’m just happy I’m out and about. I’m walking now. I hope you enjoy this vlogging.
I’m still not sure about it.
Let us know if you think we should continue.
Hey there. Jonny. There he is!
What are you guys doing?
We’re trying to find our signature on the wall.
So we’ve got to go get a park marker and we’ll put 2019.
A park marker. Hey do you guys have a park marker?
Do you have a parker in here?
We should get Paul Abdul back in the show.
What was that song we’d sing?
♪Rush. Rush. Hurry, hurry won’t you please..♪
Hey. You need to come try this fruit. We need to get your reaction. Good idea, yep!
He’s just going to keep it rolling.
It’s nice we’ve got a camera guy AND a cellist, isn’t it?
I’ll say. Look at him go!
OH!
Your choice of fruit. Then you just dip it in here.
-Jon: Sweet! I’ll bet pineapple is the best.
More sauce! You’ve got to cover it with this stuff.
Oh yeah. This is better. Put a little more, little more.
There you go!
-Jon: Hmmm! That’s super good!
Really? We need your honest reaction.
You genuinely enjoy it?
-Jon: I seriously love that! I highly recommend Trechas.
Sponsored by Trechas. Spicy powder.
They should just put a picture of you on there. It would sell tons!
Trechas!
Think fast.
So we’ve been asking some people around here if we should get into this vlogging thing.
Well, we’ve got some people right here. Should we ask them?
-Jon: Yeah! Let’s see what they all think?
*Crowd Applause*
WHOA! Jon!