Hello, welcome to potentially the spiciest video on this channel.
Well I thought that, I asked you guys to ask me anything,
and the first thing I saw is 'how big is your baguette?' (boing)
I mean I've got a garlic roll in the fridge, it's sliced into (laughs)
It's sliced into quite a lot of pieces, read into that as you will (laughs)
but yeah, it's time for some metaphorical nakedness as I delve
into your juiciest questions. Let's get sticky.
From the juice of the questions. Bad start
The gay I do have.
Yes I want 9 kids all with fluffy tails, I'm making a troupe of furries.
(laughs) No! I'm not sure, I dunno, I think so!
Maybe at some point, definitely not in the next 10 years.
I mean at this point we're all gonna live til we're 120 and be half-robots.
I think I'm gonna look at the world when I'm live 47 and be like,
'Do I wanna bring a little Phil into this'
or, am I happy with my 97 dogs? I guess we'll see.
That is so specific, ooh Ok! There is 1 celebrity in there.
They hit me up for a sexy conversation about politics.
Apart from that, um, yeah, nothing spicy.
Err, rude. Once a girl came up to me actually in a shopping centre
and went, "You really need to die your eyebrows"
and thats become a bit of a complex for me but I think I look good!
I like my eyebrows like this! They might go a bit ginge in the sun,
but that's fine! I don't care! I think I'd look very severe with black eyebrows.
I guess there's only one way to find out. Wait, let me find a Sharpie.
Actually, I've got a make-up thing. Somewhere. Wait.
I've got a professional make-up brow pencil. It's not doing anything.
Ooh, it is! Ooh, it's doing it! I'm gonna do this in the mirror so it actually
looks good.
Okay you ready? (laugh and gasp)
There we go (laughs) it does not work!
Maybe I put a bit too much here, wait.
Look at these little wrigglers on my face I feel like I can have more expression now
No! I'm taking it off.
I do regret that (laughs) I mean I got paid 50 quid for that so you should know
your worth people! I was young though, and the idea of doing some random TV advert
did seem funny and chaotic (laughs) and it was, in retrospect.
So you should take some risks in your life but generally, read contracts,
Don't sell your soul to the devil, unless he's hot.
Can I say this? Okay, err, a kind of boyfriend I had at university,
sent me a text asking me to write his name on a certain part of my body.
Hey! I don't know where your mind's going. It could be my earlobe!
Anyway, I did not do that.
Don't wanna shame anyone- (laughs)
If you like people writing on parts of their body... great!
I mean what- err, err, err. Once a hot guy at a party was like 'do you want some?'
and in my head, I was like 'his mouth has been on it and I'll look cool if I do'
then I coughed about 7 times and embarrassed myself.
So that was super cool and I enjoy thinkin about it.
Are you trying to just make me sad?
I had a friend, a childhood friend, who was having a wedding!
and she invited me to it, which was nice. It's an honour to be invited to a wedding
Ok? I totally forgot to write it in my calendar, and then I went to VidCon,
didn't go to the wedding, and that really upset her. Obviously! I mean she'd paid
for food and I was a place at the wedding, I mean you should really go to one, if you
say you're going to go to a wedding. Anyway I felt really bad, I was like:
'I'll pay you the money! I'll take you out for dinner!'
but she blocked me on everything and is no longer my friend, and I do feel bad.
I don't think it was fully selfish, but I really should've organised my priorities
and put it in my calendar. I'm really sorry! If you stumble across this for some
reason, let's be friends.
Okay look I do swear in everyday life, all the (woof)ing time. No (laughs)
not that much, just a bit. However, I think originally it was because my parents
and my grandparents watch my videos, and I never swear around them.
It's like a thing in my family. I don't know why it's weird.
Families are weird sometimes. So that was one thing.
Secondly, I like that my videos are kinda accessible to most people because some
people are offended by swearing. I mean I will let some slide though like dick
(laughs) I like that my mind just went to dick.
err bitch. What else will I say on this channel?
Anything that's not the f word really.Tit! (laughs)
Oh no, I've empowered myself.
Yeah, we do have outside space! I'm so excited, I kinda wanna get a rabbit.
(woof) or a flock of goats which I'm sure the neighbours would love.
Britain kind of tips the scale for me. We have free healthcare, less guns
we've got loads of our own problems as well though, I kind just want to move to
New Zealand. Take me with you hobbits.
Once I did throw a spade at him, I didn't realise spades had a sharp edge.
(laughs) Okay? I thought I could just throw the spade.
Anyway it hit him in the leg and really hurt him, and I felt terrible,
and that was almost a murderous situation. So yeah don't throw spades at your brother
when you're 7.
Okay he had a cool name, what should we call him?
Sebastian. I met him at university on a dating app, not Grindr, and
we hit it off! He was much cooler than me.
He worked at Abercrombie, he was a bit annoying thinking back,
but i was like 'wow you're hot I like you I love you' which I think is
similar to anyone who is getting into a relationship for the first time.
But yeah, he came to my university a few times, we hung out a lot, I was like
'I'm in love with you.' I don't think he really cared about me that much.
He bought me a plushie robot though which I was obsessed with. I loved this robot.
and then, two weeks later, he cheated on me. Big heartbreak for me, I was sad
I cried, I ate a lot of Ben and Jerrys and then all my uni house mates hosted a
robot burning ceremony for me (laughs) on my behalf.
I do feel a bit bad that a robot had to be murdered for my heart to be fixed.
Woah that was a sentence. Well that's how it goes sometimes!
Umm, probably Scorpio (gasp)
Look, I don't like creepy crawlies with legs that wanna kill me
also, it's the cool edgy one, so I'm probably a little bit jealous as well.
Okay, you ready for me to flash some cash?
(laughs) It's inside this room. You are inside it. It's this camera! (triumph)
I think it was 2 to 3 thousand pounds, that or the iMac. Ooh!
Or actually, the Japan holiday if you completely total everything we did
and everywhere we went. It was expensive but totally worth it.
I was about 7, I found a dictionary, and I just looked up sex to see what it was
and I think it was very clinical it like it is the act of putting a penis in a
vagina and i just though why would I wanna do that?!
Then I closed the book, and went about with my day.
I don't really search my name into Insta would that be a bad idea?
I'm gonna do it. Alright. Here we go.
Err why am I tagged in this? (laughs)
That is not me. I do like his swimming trunks.
Usuallyart that's cute! Don't say you hate it, it's really nice.
Froggy.phan what? What is this? What abomination have you created? (laughs)
Okay, I'm getting out, I'm getting out. No
Feet are just like extra hands on peoples legs, they freak me out a bit,
nothing sexy about that, so we're back on the ass.
Another ass related question!
If any of you are around for this conversation, I did say I would do this,
if any brands wanna hit me up, sponsor me for 3 million pounds,
I'll put your name on my ass, I'll do an ass spon.
Err, some YouTubers back in the daily vlog boom were annoying
if I wasn't friends with them, like sure, if Im friends with you ill be in your vlog
I've agreed to if but if someone started filming me before even saying hello
it just feels like they're not respecting my boundaries and making me be content
rather than making me feel content. (laughs)
It would have been nice to have a Hey Phil can I film you for this video?
and then start filming, at least. Not be like 'Hi Phil! What's going on?'
So yeah I'm not holding any grudges about it, it's just a bit annoying.
I think this'll be hard and that's something about myself I need to improve
I don't like photos of myself that much.
I find it quite an ordeal to find a picture that I like and I should just
let it go and not care because I've got a good face. My face is nice!
Let's do it! Let's give myself a bit of self love.
That sounds weird. You know what I mean.
Phil, you look nice here, you've got good hair, your face is nice.
Your eyes are poppin, and generally, you're a good looking chap.
(record scratch) No, that is irredeemable.
I'm so sorry.
Probably the leather shirt!
I know it was cool and fashionable at some point, but
I think we were meeting Smosh on the day that Dan was wearing that and
I was just scared that they would think he was weird, cause it was a weird shirt.
It did not look good, so sorry Dan, I'm glad that one went in the bin.
Maybe I accidentally threw it away, I dont remember.
I mean saying that, look what I was wearing. Finally, lets do a random one..
no.
I think that's enough for today, it's a triangle.
So there we go I hope you learnt something new about me,
and you enjoyed this little adventure, if you enjoyed it, give me a thumbs up,
I've got like a million questions, so I could do another one of these,
if it was popular, watch it again if you want.
You can check out my last video, find out who my gay crushes are,
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hopefully you are and I will see you soon. Goodbye!