Piper has a lot of enemies.
I am not okay!
Who does she despise the most? It's time to throw down
and see who is Piper's greatest nemesis of them all.
First bracket: Jana Tetrazini versus Henry Hart
Henry is Piper's big brother
and a constant source of sibling rivalry.
Henry snuck out of his room last night
and didn't sneak back in until one in the morning!
[gasping]
Well, last Saturday night while you guys were out,
Piper and her friend Marla watched
[gasping]
Piper.
That movie's rated R.
You know you're not allowed to watch R rated movies.
Come on. I didn't hear anything I hadn't heard before.
Jana's Piper's classmate
and notorious for cheating on her school projects.
I see your volcano got a three.
I, uh, guess that's better than a two.
Well, at least I built mine.
I didn't have my smelly dad do it for me.
Oh, great. So, you're a loser all by yourself.
That's it.
[grunting]
- Piper, no! - She called me a loser!
They're just words! Just ignore her!
Close call but sibling rivalry wins,
and Henry advances to the next round.
Next bracket: Frankini versus The Law
Frankini messed with Kid Danger and in turn,
felt the wrath of Piper's rage.
One... two... three.
[whimpering]
Why did you pop it?
[whimpering]
Pus! Pus!
Okay, stop the pus.
Stop the pus! Stop the pus! Stop the pus! Stop the pus!
[groaning] Ew.
Piper tends to bend the rules
when it comes to obeying Swellview's laws.
What you do? Jaywalk? Litter? Steal a rich girl's pony?
She hit me with her car.
Ooh, that's new.
You were standing in the middle of the street.
She was doing the Waikiki Challenge.
I'm sorry. What is the why Kiki Challenge?
It's where one cop plays a video of their partner hula dancing
around the patrol car.
I was mid hula...
when you're daughter plowed over me.
I said I was sorry.
So are we. Now we got do a bunch of paperwork.
Frankini squeaks by for breaking
one of Piper's biggest rules.
Don't mess with Kid Danger.
Next round: Jasper Dunlop versus Paula Makiato
Paula abused her power as president of the Man Fans
and found out the hard way not to cross Piper.
You showed extreme bravery by using this glow bat
to beat the spoiler nearly half to death.
Thanks, I loved it!
And you... you just sat there like a pile of nothing.
But- but I was gonna do something.
[whining] "I was gonna do something."
That's how you sound!
[laughing]
And now, I, Captain Man declare you, Piper Hart,
the new president of the Man Fans.
[cheering]
Piper has disliked Jasper for, well, ever.
Thanks a lot, Jasper!
You know, Piper, you have an attitude problem.
[screaming]
Your sister's nuts!
- You better just go. - Yeah. Alright. Come on, Ron.
This isn't over, Jasper!
You're gonna pay in this life or the next.
[screaming]
Jasper comes out on top this round
after another nail biter.
Next bracket: Jeff versus Social Media
No one likes Jeff, especially Piper armed
with laser blasters.
Alright, that's it!
- Uh, Piper, I don't know if-- - Hey, Skunk Bag!
Whoa!
Hey!
Piper, come on, follow me!
Girls, be careful with those weapons!
And remember, Jeff is very stupid.
I heard that!
Shh.
Alright, Jeff. Where are you?
[screaming]
Piper is slightly obsessed with social media,
and will do anything to beat the competition.
[screaming] What's her deal?
You know, the boy never yells at me like this.
Her deal is that Jana Tetrazini did a 10,000 piece puzzle
with her boyfriend, Prince Fuh'Ard.
[screaming]
That's right, sweetie. Let it out.
[screaming]
We did a 10,001 piece puzzle,
and now we're going to take a picture of our puzzle.
And rub it in her face!
And rub it in her face.
Social media takes the win on this one.
That rage is real.
Alright, time for the semifinal mash ups.
First up, it's Henry Hart versus Frankini.
Let's dive in.
Henry's back with a fresh slice of sibling rivalry to serve up.
I have to leave for New York tomorrow,
so I don't have time for your meet cuteing.
I'm sorry.
Oh, come on.
You can't take a half an hour to help your sweet sister?
- My sweet- My sweet sister? - This is so important to me!
- And I am sweet! - When I was nine,
- you pushed me down the stairs! - Mom says that I am sweet.
No, you're not!
She still tells me that I am nice.
You know what? Oh, she does?
[arguing]
[groaning]
How long he been up there?
About five minutes.
Well, feels like six.
[arguing]
Frankini's musical curse over Swellview
didn't sit quite right with Piper.
♪ We hate it We hate it ♪
♪ We hate your stupid curse ♪
♪ We're sick of all the singing And think you're the worst ♪
That's not what he wanted to hear.
I don't understand.
How could anyone not find delight
in this musical utopia?
- Want an example? - Sure.
♪ These bro guys, these jocks ♪
♪ They're stuck here In your trance ♪
♪ They wanna throw the football But are forced to dance ♪
Ooh, tough call again.
But Henry gets the slight edge and advances to the final round.
Next bracket: Jasper Dunlop versus Social Media
Jasper really needs to learn not to touch Piper's stuff.
Don't you yell at my Jasper.
He jacked my Girlie Curlie!
[grunting]
[groaning]
She yanked on my eyelashes!
Piper! You just hurt someone I love.
Yeah and I'm just getting started.
- Wait, wait. - No!
- No! Stop! - You want some more?
Piper.
Piper, quit that! No! No!
No!
Piper will not let someone have more followers than her,
no matter what the cost.
Stacy Dober still has 26 more followers than me
'cause our egg video is boring.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think it's starting to hatch.
It is?
Here comes the baby bird, the circle of life.
[squawking]
[screaming]
Holy geez!
[squawking]
Stay in front of the camera! This is internet gold!
[squawking]
Beat this, Stacy Dober.
[squawking]
Ooh, so close.
But Jasper wins this round and moves on to the finals.
Alright, who will be Piper's greatest nemesis,
Henry Hart or Jasper Dunlop? Here we go.
Even when Piper has a legitimate request,
Henry won't hear her out.
Come on, please, just do it.
No.
Why not?
Piper, I said no and no means no, okay?
I don't have time for this! Okay?
'Cause I have a girlfriend! I have a job!
What are you talking about?! No, it's not! No, it's not!
Stop talking when I'm talking!
[screaming]
[panting]
Dad, will you talk to him?
The Woodpeckers need a new coach?
- Yes. - I'll do it.
No gross.
We want you.
Oh.
No.
Stop... touching... Piper's stuff, Jasper.
You used my glass hat as a bowl?!
Uh.
Where is it?!
It's in the microwave.
What?! It's not microwave safe!
Well, how was I supposed to know--
[groaning]
Jasper Dunlop is the winner
and crowned Piper's greatest nemesis.
Watch your back, Jasper. Piper doesn't forgive or forget.
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