hello yes top of the morning to you all
yes welcome to my humble abode with me
myself and I
how are you doing Jets very good AC yes
hey Chumley
welcome to untitled goose game by house
house I've been really excited about
this game for like two years I've seen
it at PAX years ago brush my teeth with
my finger I've been really excited about
this game it looks absolutely bonkers it
looks so silly you control a goose and
you go around terrorizing people what
else you want out of a video game I
don't know what else I want out of a
video game except fun joy and laughter
it's loading something just press space
to honk well yes the animations are
actually really good publicly or a click
to move oh okay well I don't need this
then get out here you smelly controller
thinking it owns earth you honk honk who
builds Oh what the bells is that my plan
double click to run yes y'all gonna get
me mixed up by a goose it's ridiculous I
love it oh my never gonna begins geese
before I'm Irish so Wildlife is just
running around all over the place anyway
boy when you go out into the wild and
you see a goose out there they'll honk
the ankles off you bro oh yes eat boot
these boots are made for walking and I'm
made for Boonton been down to pick
things up off the ground oh yes and what
a can
and the coolest goofs around my fault
yes my ball
it's delightful I love this whoo-hoo
there's not smiling right now there's no
way you're watching this video and
you're not smiling because this is
delightful
this is peak gaming this is exactly what
video games are about how do I throw oh
I don't
hello can I can how do i oh jeez I'm a
goose on a mission I'm gonna destroy the
world
x2 spread your wings oh this is
delightful I actually for you thinking
who's out there from house house just
sat down it was like you know what you
know what the market needs geese don't
get me wrong I am absolutely thrilled
that you did but the fact that you made
a whole game about geese it's just
amazing can I fly geese can fly south
through the winter maybe that's the
whole point at this game maybe it's like
journey maybe I'm like a salmon swimming
upstream maybe I'm a goose trying to
make it south for the winter so I don't
die was mr. bean here having a picnic
I've already have you ever seen that
episode mr. bean it's amazing sandwich I
have sandwich now this is my sandwich
what if the rest of you can have my
sandwich this is my sandwich hello don't
kill young I'm goose don't kill Chuck Oh
soggy wet sandwiches no one likes them
haha take that
dese have been far too oppressed over
the years it's time to fight back
geese brothers I just ruined your whole
day is funny oh god oh god can I mow the
lawn
can I just oh man that would have been
epic
forget mow the lawn do some yard work
actually do some chores first time to
see your to-do list what don't we have
to do get into the garden get the
groundskeeper wet steal the
groundskeepers keys I'm an [ __ ]
we knew that already I'm a goose ah yes
whoo let's zoom in oh yes yes Oh chaos
comes in goose form you're thought that
the apocalypse is gonna come when like
Satan rained fire down from isn't rain
fire down from anything he's Satan he
rains fire from the ground you all
thought that was going to be how how the
apocalypse came about but no goose
pocalypse okay I can't go that way well
I could if I just flat iron oh look flap
flap flap your wings oh do you think I
forgot two of these and they flap hurt
enough I could take off and go back to
Ireland hello young kill em goose Cal
Cal hi right wait that's Mike good give
it here
but get the keys keys keys ah like these
come here you second groundskeeper he's
like what the hell is wrong with that
goose okay
I mean hacker voice my man I have to get
the groundskeeper wait how do I make him
wait do I have to start taking off my
feathers look at me
I'm ruining it I'm ruining it do you
like this I'm ruining everything I need
to do something here I need to be able
to get him over here and then I can get
him wet with the thing
okay he needs a trowel I get the trowel
might roll maybe I could just be helpful
there you go there's gonna be a hopeful
goose I want to follow you around can
you be my friend I have no friends all
Mikey's friends left self to the
winter-like hat fly see no worky don't
count cam goose no gimme gimme
don't hit me geez I got your boots [ __ ]
they're my boots no they love me
I put his boots hearing maybe that'll
make him see the errors of his ways can
I pick up anything here oh time to
replant oh he needs his watering can
nope my watering can
I'm the best goose look at this yeah
yeah okay what's going right here I have
a plan I have a dastardly goose plan oh
my god can you not he doesn't turn very
well he's a goose but he controls
thinking forward focus all right come on
my evil goose plan it's kicking into
fruition yes yes yes No get the jacket
boots used to get closer though I got
away
now you're gonna have to get nakey
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dammit dammit I got him I got the keys I
got the keys now you'll never take me
alive what's my next to do make the
groundskeeper wear his Sun Hat rake in
the lake oh that's easy
oh wait I don't actually have to do
anything with keys go stay away say what
dang it
honk honk em goose Oh some Jam no some
jam sandwiches
he lost his Jam I know where it is he
you'll never find it honk l am goose
don't be friends hey I'm a nice goose I
do nice things for nice people but sue
is an [ __ ]
don't kill i'm goose dunk your happy
friend i am the secret goose the one in
the shadows the one who will strike okay
okay I need to get away of like taking
his hat or something I need to make it
where his Sun Hat and I can't turn up
the Sun unless look at my little face
stick in there I'm so dastardly and evil
I also need to bring his rake I need to
put his rake in the lake I can do it I
have the power
I'm such a strong goose later [ __ ]
good luck raking your leaves now now
he'll never find it
never lose ankles I want to nibble his
ankles
I'm an evil ghost got your keys no I
don't damn it what should I do
how do I get a goose to put a hat
how can goose hat that's something I
should type into Google
how can goose hat nope nope I'm taking
this I'm taking this no no no it's my
damn it oh I'll have my time in the Sun
don't you worry stealing your carrots
there we go I need some Jam for my
sandwiches I'll see you pumpkin I need
this this is something I need in my life
it's very hard speak one of these out
though haha but not if you're a goose
look I'm fast I want to take my wings
out cuteness pumpkin I want this pumpkin
what our mission is to have a picnic
gonna have a delightful picnic as a
goose you're all invited you can come
out and hang out I'm a nice goose to the
people who are nice my Apple my Apple I
earned this and I deserve this and it's
mine now and I'm not doing anything what
are you what are you talking about I'm
do I'm doing goose things I'm being a
regular goose leave me alone you suck
dude let me be goose oh good okay he's
gonna find his own rock goose rotten
take it to the leg is my house is my
home I broke it okay all I need is a
thermos I can bring a thermos around I
can have a pot of coffee
geese love coffee trust me I know I'm
Irish I'm not doing anything you don't
you don't see anything nothing's
happening just go about your business
do what you want to do you don't you
don't see anything it's a regular old
goose here leave dude
fine I leave I'll be the bigger goose
got your thermos [ __ ] I'm out is this
all I need for my picnic I hope so
nope
bring the picnic blanket Oh blanket I
need the blanket come on blanket
wait it's not the blanket this is a
picnic blanket damn I hope the goose
Patrick he's just like yes you can't
[ __ ] with me
nobody can [ __ ] with me I'm a goose I'll
just do what I want
see you later hmm
this is where the picnic is oh no I
wanted to have a picnic in there in the
lake oh man have to bring everything
over all the way from right here that's
hard being a goose life is very
difficult
oh maybe the waters awesome though okay
scratch one gem a sand Oh a thermos
pumpkin Apple of course carrot for fiber
and iridium beautiful a nice little
happy goose picnic new to-do list item
make the groundskeeper hammer his thumb
I couldn't even get in to wear his hat
I'm gonna get him to hammer his thumb
next thing you're gonna be like make
groundskeeper reconciled with his father
as these are impossible tasks man I
can't do it I'm a I'm a goose not a
mathematician Oh
yo okay
I'll wait and yup yes I did it I'm a
genius goose and the best goose
I think I killed him nope he's okay no
joke kill kill
let me go kill kill kill kill gam goose
I'm out peace yes I'm a goose about town
now no one can stop the goose this goose
is going places I want to see the world
how'd it go on Broadway I want to be a
star that's a goose taking all the
information from TV assimilate the
knowledge if you understand the humans
then you can destroy the humans hey run
this I should put on iron bite diplomat
around you no I'm just looking at the
store you have any goose TVs a goose
teepee would be nice this kind of acts
like a septa kite I have your mail I'm a
delivery goose deliver her of death hey
damn lady chasing me what I'm to do
break the broom that's her broom I'm
gonna mess that up you can help me if
you want do you want it - sorry I went
to area 51 and this is what I got and I
brought back with me
i trapped the boy in the phone booth oh
yes make the boy wear the wrong glasses
make someone buy back their own stuff
get on TV now there's a mission go
shopping okay it's a trap a boy in a
phone booth and break his glasses and
give him something else where's the
phone booth
I got your plane
with phone booth I can't open this how
do we get how how to get boy in phone
booth
I got your room give me your broom here
you go to sweep [ __ ] now lady this ghost
is gonna dominate the world what if
that's what ends up happening the game
just ends with the goose in like a
president's office owning the world
young killcam goose can't use your brush
to get rid of me now I'm a talk on stop
leave to go solo those nights love the
goose be the goose happy goose don't
hurt the goose the goose no hurt the
goose am love the goose I'm young yo
killcam goose you want milk Billy you
are milk you little [ __ ] you want milk
for your strong growing bones everybody
loved you if you got strong bones there
Billy
you don't got strong bones and no one
would give a [ __ ] my ball give me the
ball give me the ball Billy no he's
afraid of me
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yes fear me Billy fear the goose the
goose is life Moony through the fool
bucks go Billy go are you gonna go now
mom's not here to see me get a phone box
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these are to call his mom mom come pick
me up kids are goofs inning he's calling
him oh it goes outside no don't
he'll kill cam goose can't you can't
attack me I'm the fearsome warrior hey
me alone
god you're so GU Syst so gosh Tengu
cysts in this game also does glasses
here give me deets
I need my bifocals I need to read need
to read up on humans and her to kill
them
yeah run scared Billy shorts aren't
gonna save you wait how do I get into
where the run glasses though maybe you
can run them into something so his
glasses fall off oke Oke
the end is nigh we strike at dawn Roy's
brothers yo Chuck hey can I go in the
store now if I go in the store can I be
on TV no well I'm goose what a little
[ __ ] get you Billie
I'm against you and those pale knees
keep running Billy the scoots never
tires this goose is the death and
destruction of the world go that way
see what happens cuz walkie-talkies in
here do want one call up your friends
you can't escape the torment Billy you
can't escape the honking
gosh your walkie-talkie are you scared
with the walkie-talkie oh that's funny
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order if I can leave one somewhere wait
what's he gonna do with it
are you gonna pick it up maybe that's
knock your glasses off listen to it oh
damn it damn it listen to the
walkie-talkie Billy Oh again he fell
over the last time if he falls over it
could just go up and call a joint and
steal the glasses from JCM everywhere I
think we should even be in this area
okay go back I think his sheepdog
we've got four people
it's not over yet Billy this is some
sort of like traumatizing nightmare for
this kid can I like nibble at his ankles
and knock him over I can uh I can pull
his laces
ah now he'll fall over yes now give me
the glasses Hey
bye Billy I'm a nice goose look there's
your glasses look pick them up your
glasses I'm a nice goose ah those are
the wrong prescription
you're gonna read weren't slightly
blurrier than you did before my master
plan is coming to fruition I'm gonna get
on TV they call that person again and
they're gonna come out and try and save
the day but I'm going on TV this time Oh
Stevie dear sheeple wake up the time of
the goose is now we need to destroy the
humans everybody fight back together why
he's brothers don't let them silence you
or your voice oh god oh god
juice basket goose basket oh I broke it
Emma goose in the basket this is not oh
geez should be
he should be free this should be nice
people these are the best people
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legitimately broke the gate
okay there we go I wanna go shopping I
just wanna buy some groceries it's been
hard since Karen left stop why would you
neglect me fine if I can't go shopping
then you will you like this plain boy
you like this plain you think it's yours
nah ah now it's part of the store it's
part of the store you can't have it
anymore if I can't have vegetables you
can't have toy let me play okay wait
does that even gonna work she gonna put
it back yes ahhh she's like ahh this toy
is this toy with on the ground it should
be on the shelf I miss jiggly
transcanada how do we go shopping as a
goose I thought I'd just bring the
basket around then it would count as
shopping - let's put stuff in the basket
cuz that's hard tomorrow I'll make pizza
lemons I'll make a lemon Pizza carrots
I'll make a carrot pizza this counter
shopping hello ma'am do many discounts
like two-for-one sorry prices off
anything ma'am
man this sucks your store is terrible
Billy you go buy something from her see
if she'll actually let you she wouldn't
let me buy anything he's like hey this
is my plane how did you get my plane
she's like that's that belong on the
shelf
that's actually my plane he's like no
it's not
she's like 1495 give me money and I'll
get you to let you get your plane back
that's mine you little [ __ ]
but please I wanted money fine here's a
pack of condoms my master plan trap the
shopkeeper in the carriage whoo-whoo but
how do we oh she's going to the guards
oh sorry sorry
oh wait if I put a leak in it ma'am
ma'am come quickly
your carriage is leaking mine mine you
can't has you can't has mine what stop
scaring me away let me be loved I'm a
goose you should come she's gonna do it
she's gonna do it my plan for world
domination come soon brothers you'll be
free when my brothers are free you'll be
free when you liberate the gates from
the south damn it stupid opposable
thumbs and human brains well peace I'm
out a new journey today starts for the
goose people and we will rise together
and liberate them and free them for all
of goose kind thank you guys so much for
watching this video don't forget to
leave it a help if you liked it and I
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