Ahhhh... isn't it great being at the local zoo?
Not if you're THAT guy.
Come oooon, we can learn more about animals here...
like did you know that one way dolphins communicate is by breaching?
That's where they jump out of the water and make a splash.
Yea, right!
See? You would've never believed it unless you saw it with your own eyes.
That's why I'm glad zoos are around.
They teach us in ways that books and other media can't.
Yea, but look at the size of that tank...
call me crazy, but isn't the ocean a liiiiittle bit bigger than that?
I mean, look at the poor dolphins! It's like they're in jail!
Zoos are so unnatural that many animals trapped in zoos suffer from ZOOCHOSIS.
It's an actual mental illness suffered by animals held in captivity!
So, what do you want to do? Close them all down?
Look, the only reason zoos care about the animals is to make money off of them
in the short-term.
They don't care at all about their long-term well-being.
Plus, zoos restrict animals' natural tendencies and cause them to be dependent on us humans!
Because of this, animals that have lived in zoos can't adapt or even survive
if they are released into the wild.
That's exactly my point!
Because that little guy couldn't survive in the wild, he needs the zoo's help.
Zoos are also helpful for conversing endangered species such as... the Hector's Dolphin.
Did you know, there are only 7,000 of them alive today!
Zoos can breed them and help increase their population!
Hold on, hold on...
Let's just ask them.
Sure, why not?
Do YOU want to keep animals out of this heavenly PARADISE?
He means, do you wanna keep the animals locked in JAILS?