[Retarded 64 Intro]
Mario: MamaF**#er!
[Robotic Sounds]
Mario: Hoho! Hello! It's-a me! Have you seen Luigi?
That motha-facka owe me some money...
You: He's over there!
Mario: Thank you so much-
YOU OWE ME SOME MONEY, MOTHERFUCKA!
Luigi: *Screams and Run*
*Door Slams*
Mario: LU-I-GI!
HERE'S Mario!
Luigi: NO GOD PLEASE NO!
Mario: LUUUUU-EEEEE-GEEEEE
(exclaims in pain)
M4M4 FU**3R
Who throws a shoe? Honestly?
Toad: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mario: Aw! Zhet!
Luigi: TROLLLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLO
*TRIGGERED*
Mario: LUIGI!
*Peaceful Music*
SMG4: *Scream* AHH!!!
Mario: Hey Stinky! *gibberish*
Mario: Hmmm..... (Mario's Flashback)
Past Mario: When the moon hits your eye! Like a big pizza pie! That's Amoreeeeeeeeeee!
Luigi: I'M SO DRUNK I CAN BARELY SEE!
BUT IT HELPS ME GET THROUGH ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
Mario: When an eel lunges out and it takes a bite out of- Luigi: (incoherent singing)
Mario: AAHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE! *KABOOM!* GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE
(Terminator Theme Plays)
>:C
(Distorted)Mario: HeY LuIgI!
Luigi: (Incoherent mumbling)
(Burps Loudly)
*Slow gibberish
Luigi: WAHH!
Luigi: Mama mia..
Mario: MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
MOTHERFUCKER!
Luigi: (Shudders) Okey Dokey!
Mario: *roars in anger*
Luigi: *Screams like a little bitch*
Mario: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
*gibberish* Grr! LUIGI F***ER
Luigi(?): Oh yeah! *laughs*
Mario: ITS RAPING TIME!!!
Gotcha....Bitch!
Wah?!
Weegee doll: (Laughs)
Weegee!
Weegee! x2
O-Yea
Hey Mario!
FAHK U!
MY N*GGA YOU GOT ROASTED!!! (YEAH!!!)
(Weegee doll triggered)
Mario: Grr! Maama Mia!
Lets -A Go
YOU CAN DO IT!
Chain Chomp: *sniff sniff*
*fart*
5700P1D! x3
For God's sake!
*TRIGGERED*
Mario: ok??
Toad: Heh, yeah boiii
Chain Chomp: ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM Toad: OH FUCK YOU! OH GOD! WHAT THE FUCK!
Mario: WHAT DA FAHK?
Toad: Uhhh.... I can explain.
DADADIDA x2
Mario: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Toad: RUN BITCH!
Mario: MAMAF***ER!
*Smoke Weed Everyday Remix Plays*
Mario: 'cuse'a me?
*record scratch*
*Short gibberish*
Chain Chomp: ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM x2 Toad: Oh shit! (x9001)
*gibberish*
Bird: Yo' mudah (mother) is so fat, that when he jump for joy, she got stuck.
Mario: Nooooo
Clerk: How about this instead?
Pole Dancing Chicken: What's up?
Mario: Oh you so good!
Mario: Thank you so much!
Retard Detector: Uh oh! Retard Alert!
Come Here Fishy Fishy!
HERE! Fishy Fishy!
Mario: Uh...BYE!
*Retard Detector still goes off*
Mario: THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!
Oke-Do-kie
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Bounty Hunter (Aka Sniper From TF2): G'dai!
What's up?
Mario: FUCK HIM UP!
Alright!
HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHH
*singing* Swiggity Swooty, I'm coming for da booty!
Be vewy vewy quiet, i'm hunting LUIGI! *laugh*
That piranha plant tho....
Luigi: *screams*
Bounty Hunter: Ahh... PISS.
GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE GO WEEGEE
OH WHAT?!
("Haddaway - What is Love?" plays)
A demoman in a bunny suit: Oh! I'm gonna to lick ya!
Luigi: *screams*
Luigi: YOU SO UGLY!!!
Demoman: I'll be gentel!
Luigi: *screams*
(Spotted!!)
("Never Let Up! - Mario & Luigi: Dream Team" plays)
*Bleating*
Luigi: *screams*
Demoman: LEAVE HIM ALONE!
Demoman: Hey you! Back away from my wife.
Bounty Hunter: nah
*PUNCH!*
Mario chillin'
Mario: SON OF A BITCH!
OOOKKIIEEE-DOOO-KIIIEEE
HUHUHUH
*cries*
Luigi: Mama mia...
Wah?!
Heh?
Mario: C'mon, C'mon!
*annoyed* Mario...
*Reversed gibberish* Luigi
Luigi: Fuck this shit, i'm out!
Mario: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
GET OVER HERE!
*moans* Huh?
*nervous blubbering*
Mario: Hey.....Luigi....
Mario's Tunnel of-a Doom!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mario: OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO!
YOU DON FUCKED UP NOW!
Luigi: *screaming in agony*
Nobody cares!
NOBODY!
And...you need to shut up!
Green Bird: Oh shit...
Green Bird: BURN! BURN!
*HEY FUCKERS*
MAMAFU***R!!
NOOO! *gibberish*
Green Bird: Hey Luigi! I got a funny joke for you :D
Luigi: *screams*
*dat outro*