So how long have you been thinking about leaving me?
Look, I'm not trying to leave you, OK? I don't even want the Neighborville job.
- What's this crate doing here? - The mayor won't stop calling me!
OK, so I thought I'd just let him come here and make his case,
and then I'd say no and he'd never ask again.
Yeah, OK. Yeah, well then, hey, let's hear his pitch.
I mean, if it's from Neighborville it's probably lame.
♪ I need a hero ♪
♪ I'm holding out for a hero Til the end of the night ♪
♪ He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast ♪
♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪
♪ I need a hero ♪
Hello, Kid Danger!
Neighborville needs a hero and it could be you!
This doesn't seem lame.
First up, you're gonna have your very own d-d-d-danger cave!
And you'll never be lonely with your new roommates,
these cheerleaders!
[cheering]
- Who cares about cheerleaders? - I'll tell you who cares.
Kid Danger's new sidekick. Oh, Lil Dynamite!
Hi, sir! Are you ready to have someone follow you around
and tell you how great you are?
I mean, kind of, yeah!
OK, wow! That's so great, and you're great for saying it.
You shut your little mouth!
[cheering]
And finally, what would you say to having your very own
statue?
OK, that's enough.
That's right, a statue.
You know, maybe you should take the job, Henry.
- Uh, who's Henry? - Dang it!
I think it's him.
Where's that memory wiper, Schwoz?
- I don't want the job. - Oh, really?
'Cause I'm starting to question your commitment to Swellview.
My commitment to Swellview-- Are you kidding me?
Well, you don't seem very committed to me.
I'm not graduating from high school because of how committed I am to this job.
Oh, all my friends are leaving, I'm stuck here in Swellview
- being a sidekick and saving lives. - Exactly!
I've been too busy saving everyone else's life, I forgot to have one of my own.
- You swore an oath to defend this city! - When I was 13!
- So! - So maybe I don’t want to do it anymore!
Yeah, ‘cause you’re obviously terrified of being stuck here in Swellview with me!
- Yeah Ray, I am. - Who’s Ray?
- Dang it! - I think it’s that guy.
Where’s that digdag memory wiper, Schwoz?
I don’t wanna be your sidekick for another 30 or 40 or 50 years!
But man that was always the plan. You be my sidekick and then
you’d take over as Captain Man when I retire.
I don’t wanna be Captain Man, okay! I don’t ever wanna be Captain Man!
I will never, ever be Captain Man!
Psst. He’s right there.
Then why are you even here?
That’s a good question.
What are you doing?
Quitting.
[gasping]
Hey everyone. I’m Henry Hart.
And I used to be Kid Danger.
- Oh, and Ray? - What?
I’m taller than you.
Sir, can I get a ride home?
There, there, there.
There, there you are, young man!
Honestly, Mom, I'm not in the mood right now.
I just got in a huge fight with my boss and I don't even know if I'm gonna--
My son is a failure!
OK, that's a little harsh.
Your father and I were snooping in your room and we found your letters.
What letters?
You're not graduating from high school?
Oh, those letters.
My son is a failure!
OK, listen...
How are you failing all of your classes?
What have you been doing with your life?
- I'll tell you: nothing! - Uh, well actually--
He's been doing nothing because he's a failure!
You wanna know what I've been doing with my life, Dad?
I'll tell you what I've been doing, saving this town.
That's right, I'm Kid Danger.
[gasping]
- So our son's a liar now too. - What?
Why would I like about-- I'm not lying.
- Stop it, Henry. - I really am Kid Danger.
Here, I'll prove it to you.
Ah... OK look, I don't have my gumballs because I just quit,
- but if I didn't just quit-- - Oh, so now you're a quitter too!
No!
[sobbing]